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#253
20 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Halfway through the season he's allowed one sack (to the best pass rusher in the NFL) and had one false start. You're right, he sucks...

Surly is so good at putting words in my mouth. It's really amazing.

Yes, Tunsil has been good. I'm just bitter and not excited by it because our OL as a unit is dogshit.

#257
14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Please cut this worthless motherfucker. 

Need to be more specific in 2020 Texans thread. 

#258
9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Good thing we didn't go for it on 4th and 2!

That was such a dumbass decision... Said to my buddy don't kick Texans go for it -- before the damn FG attempt...  FUCK

Edited by LTtxfan

#260
19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Please cut this worthless motherfucker. 

 

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Need to be more specific in 2020 Texans thread. 

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#261

If the Rappoport report is real that Cal would consider bringing back RAC and the rest of this putrid coaching staff back, I’d hope this awful game would make him junk that idea. Easterby needs to be killed off. This fucker is a cancer. Completely unacceptable to have a bagel on the scoreboard in the 4th qtr in 2020.

#262
5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Need to be more specific in 2020 Texans thread. 

Fairbairn. Cobb can hit the trail, too. As can half our secondary on any given play.

 

#264

Imagine if you gave Deshaun this Browns roster. He'd do nothing but fuck every week.

#267

My jaw is resting on the floor right now. That might be the most retarded timeout I've ever seen.

#268

Watt got his ass kicked on that long 3rd down run by Hunt.  Wish Texans moved JJ before the 2020 trade deadline...

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#269
Just now, LTtxfan said:

Watt got his ass kicked on that long 3rd down run by Hunt.  Wish Texans moved JJ before the 2020 trade deadline...

Do you actually think we’d get fair value with Jimmy Swaggart as our acting GM?

#271
1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

One would hope with such boneheaded playcalling, Romeo will be not be brought back next season.

Wish they could somehow get Lincoln Riley as the Texans new Head Coach...

(Pipe Dream... I know 😡)

#273

Our org is just having fun playing "How bad can the roster be before Deshaun can't win?"

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#279

There is no way they can bring back Romeo and have Easterby as GM. I can’t believe that’s true. They’ve hired Korn Ferry and Cal has been on the radio twice saying they have a search committee. They’ve got to know how that the response of the fans would be brutal. Rappoport likes to throw shit on the wall with maybe 40% of the time is accurate,

#281
3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

There is no way they can bring back Romeo and have Easterby as GM.

They'd get sued.

#282
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Good thing we burned that timeout

True, but there are plenty of “good things” we did today.

#284

Reid just made the cut list. What the fuck are you doing...

And someone in fantasy probably needed that Chub TD 😅

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#286
2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

How is that a smart play with score 16 to 7 with pending extra point?

Because it ends the game.

#287
4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

How is that a smart play with score 16 to 7 with pending extra point?

Texans no time outs. Knee = game

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#290

You have a chance to energize the fan base with a new coach and GM and yet you chose to further deflate the whole fucking thing by standing pat and rolling with RAC. That sounds like something that fat, drunk, moron Cal would do.

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#291
1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

There is no way they can bring back Romeo and have Easterby as GM. I can’t believe that’s true. They’ve hired Korn Ferry and Cal has been on the radio twice saying they have a search committee. They’ve got to know how that the response of the fans would be brutal. Rappoport likes to throw shit on the wall with maybe 40% of the time is accurate,

Season ticket sales are only being propped up by energy companies who want to host their big ass tailgates for customers every weekend. Have to think if the product inside turns to shit a lot of the customers will stop showing for the tailgates, and the companies will start killing their tickets.

Hiring Jack fucking reverend asshole dickhead Easterby as GM will guarantee nothing is going to change with this franchise. They might as well rehire O’Brien as coach if they’re going to do that...

#292
23 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

If scoring the TD puts you up by two scores, with basically no time left take the dang points.

The fact that Matt Millen said it was a smart play immediately disqualified it.

#293
The fact that Matt Millen said it was a smart play immediately disqualified it.

I can’t believe that dude is even allowed in NFL stadiums, never mind being allowed to give his opinion on football.
#294

Lulz gamblers everywhere took it in the shorts because of Chubb’s decision to go out at the 1:

https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/30325164/nick-chubb-decision-1-yard-line-costs-bettors-cleveland-browns-fail-cover-45-point-spread
 

Unfortunately, there’s some kid out there somewhere who won’t get Xmas or a chick who’s getting smacked around tonight ‘cuz Daddy’s a douchebag...

#295
1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

If scoring the TD puts you up by two scores, with basically no time left take the dang points.

I mean I know it's the Browns but the odds of an NFL team fucking up taking a knee are basically zero. If he was REALLY smart he would have hit the deck and made the Texans tag him down to keep the clock running.

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#298

Incredible catch. He had 3 guys draped on him, made the catch and held on to the ball. Buttchin gave up DHop, the best WR in the game, for 2nd rd pick Russ Blacklock who isn’t getting any playing time and David Johnson, the worst RB in the league with the worst contract based on value. May BOB burn in football hell for eternity. I hope he never gets another job in the NFL.

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#299

Best fucking hands in the  NFL since the day he came into the league. Another top-notch personnel decision....

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