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Wow, they’re going to open up the roof tomorrow. First time since 2014. It’s pissed me off when we have had beautiful days and they’ve kept the roof closed. Harris County paid an extra $50 million to have a retractable roof and the Texans have fucked over their fans by keeping it closed all the time.

 

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Wow, they’re going to open up the roof tomorrow. First time since 2014. It’s pissed me off when we have had beautiful days and they’ve kept the roof closed. Harris County paid an extra $50 million to have a retractable roof and the Texans have fucked over their fans by keeping it closed all the time.

 

My money is on they were testing the roof and it got stuck in the open position.

Wow, they’re going to open up the roof tomorrow. First time since 2014. It’s pissed me off when we have had beautiful days and they’ve kept the roof closed. Harris County paid an extra $50 million to have a retractable roof and the Texans have fucked over their fans by keeping it closed all the time.
 

They’ve played with the roof open 46 times? I don’t believe that. It can’t be right. I’ve probably been to 20 Texans games over the last 13 years and I may have seen it open once.
7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

What is he getting at? It’s not like it’s blazing hot, freezing cold, or raining? Is he suggesting a conspiracy to help the Patriots by removing one of the Texans’ home field advantages? Sorry for not understanding. I fucking hate PFTCommenter and how full of himself he is. 

What is he getting at? It’s not like it’s blazing hot, freezing cold, or raining? Is he suggesting a conspiracy to help the Patriots by removing one of the Texans’ home field advantages? Sorry for not understanding. I fucking hate PFTCommenter and how full of himself he is. 

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28 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

What. The. Fuck. 

 

 

 

Whoever the fuck this is, trade them.

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Whoever the fuck this is, cut them as an example.

 

How much are we paying Randall Cobb to run shitty routes and get 0 YAC?

1 hour ago, Hate said:


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Ah. Ok cool so the moron doesn’t know the difference between Houston and Dallas. He probably thinks Watson and Watt rolled up to NRG on horses too.

How the fuck do you call that a catch and make us waste a challenge flag? That ref should be fired.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How the fuck do you call that a catch and make us waste a challenge flag? That ref should be fired.

In real time, it was kinda bang bang?

Patriots suck at tackling lol

Deshaun looks so good today. 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Deshaun looks so good today. 

We can beat anyone in the league when he is playing like this. Not like the Pats are very good.. Long odds against some teams - but it's possible.

And we are sitting at 2-7. 

Also, love how Coutee, who has been sitting on the bench all season, because Bob's dumb fucking ass decided to sign the corpse of Randall Cobb (yes I'm aware he has a TD today - who gives a shit), comes in an immediately catches 2 nice balls, one for a score. 

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also, love how Coutee, who has been sitting on the bench all season, because Bob's dumb fucking ass decided to sign the corpse of Randall Cobb (yes I'm aware he has a TD today - who gives a shit), comes in an immediately catches 2 nice balls, one for a score. 

In all fairness, Coutee has been pretty bad. Lots of drops, busted routes and fumbles in his pro career. 

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hey a win

 

edit: a little premature

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Well, what do you know? A W. Watt with 4 batted passes. Has to be a record, right?

How many people went down in that game for both teams?  Seemed to be every series someone was getting hurt.

Man we’ve got to keep beating teams we should beat just to keep Deshaun’s spirits up. Have the Titans again at home and Colts twice, plus Bengals at home without Burrow and at the Lions and Bears. 4-2 is definitely possible in that stretch, though obviously so is 0-6. Think it really matters for JJ too, he was making more plays today and it would be huge if we could get a 2nd rounder for him after this season as opposed to the 3rd that’s more likely.

I would seriously consider trading Cooks (maybe another 3rd rounder?) and extending Fuller assuming he wants to come back. He and DW obviously are a great tandem when they’re both on the field, and Cooks’ cap hit the next two years is probably more than what you’d pay Fuller in the first two years of an extension. It’s a big risk given Fuller’s injury history, but then  that same risk exists if the decision is to let Fuller walk banking on the 2022 compensatory pick, which is only a third rounder if he plays enough snaps in 2021.

DeShaun is fucking awesome; I would kill to see him leading an offense with a top-5 OL. If he had more time he would be carving fuckers up even with this receiving corps, because with a better line we’d have a better running game even with these dogshit runningbacks....

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1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Have the Titans again at home and Colts twice, plus Bengals at home without Burrow and at the Lions and Bears. 4-2 is definitely possible in that stretch, though obviously so is 0-6.

If Deshaun plays like he did today no way in fuck is he going 0-6. The Texans might try to drop all 6 of those games, but he won't. So short of him getting injured or playing the worst football of his career I'd like to think we find at least a couple wins in that stretch. It's already pretty unlikely that we would be 3 and 7 right now. We've been in almost every game late.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Deshaun plays like he did today no way in fuck is he going 0-6. The Texans might try to drop all 6 of those games, but he won't. So short of him getting injured or playing the worst football of his career I'd like to think we find at least a couple wins in that stretch. It's already pretty unlikely that we would be 3 and 7 right now. We've been in almost every game late.

Yeah I agree; it’s crazy because this team is all fucked up right now, but win the Titans game and either one of the very winnable Vikings or Browns games and this team is at 5-5 with a very soft schedule coming up....

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Yeah I agree; it’s crazy because this team is all fucked up right now, but win the Titans game and either one of the very winnable Vikings or Browns games and this team is at 5-5 with a very soft schedule coming up....

Because he's that fucking good. Which is why it's absolutely infuriating the way that BoB gutted the team around him. Hopefully we can make 2 good hires and cobble something together to try and contend in 2022. 

Even with our roster the way it is right now - all it would take to be contending for the division this year is like a couple better players in the secondary, a better RT or RG and a top 15? 20? starting RB. Anything to buy us just a few points in all of these close contests.

This is such a foreign thought.........I think the Texans are improving.  Except for the running game.  Even the Oilers at their absolute worst ran the ball better than this Texans team.  We could use a RB like Sid Blanks or Hoyle Granger.  Even Charlie Tolar.

Dude at this point I’d take Larry Moriarty, DonnIe Craft, or Vernand Morency. Rob Carpenter, Allen Pinkett, or Dominick Davis would be a wet fucking dream....

Alonzo Highsmith might want some.

4 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Man we’ve got to keep beating teams we should beat just to keep Deshaun’s spirits up. Have the Titans again at home and Colts twice, plus Bengals at home without Burrow and at the Lions and Bears. 4-2 is definitely possible in that stretch.

So some 7-9 bullshit?

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Gary Brown can join in the fun too.

Remember when we had the Eddie George/Rodney Thomas combo in 1996? Has Arian Foster resumed eating meat and ready to make a comeback?

On 11/21/2020 at 5:55 PM, Macklemore said:

Wow, they’re going to open up the roof tomorrow. First time since 2014. It’s pissed me off when we have had beautiful days and they’ve kept the roof closed. Harris County paid an extra $50 million to have a retractable roof and the Texans have fucked over their fans by keeping it closed all the time.

 

Have they ever opened the roof during a game? I've been to way more Astros games and seen that.

20 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

So some 7-9 bullshit?

Lol well I can promise it ain’t gonna be 10-6...

On 11/22/2020 at 7:41 PM, Harrison Stafford said:

This is such a foreign thought.........I think the Texans are improving.  Except for the running game.  Even the Oilers at their absolute worst ran the ball better than this Texans team.  We could use a RB like Sid Blanks or Hoyle Granger.  Even Charlie Tolar.

Hmmmmmm.....

Hoyle Granger is 76, Sid Blanks is 80, and Charlie Tolar is dead.

 

You’re right - that group WOULD improve this team’s running game...

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Opening punt and then giving up a TD?

Classic Texans

Anyone else getting error 468 trying to stream via CBS Sports on a firestick?  I’ve tried two different ones.  

Nice holding penalty.

God we fucking suck.

Fuck yeah.

First. Ballot. Hall.

and then we get delay of game on the fucking extra point and Fairbairn misses it. Texans need to get a real kicker in the offseason. This guy sucks so bad.

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And ofc we have a delay of game and Fairbairn's bum-ass misses the xp. Amazing. 

And ofc we have a delay of game and Fairbairn's bum-ass misses the xp. Amazing. 

Pretty standard really

What's worse - our RB room or our DB room?

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What's worse - our RB room or our DB room?

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