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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]

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Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

to start the 3rd qtr,  incomplete pass, 2 yard run, and short throw ends up 4th and short, punt away and Blow U runs the ball for 3 long runs and a pass to get into FG range 20-17 after each have the ball for a series

blOU with 17:35 time of possession 1st Half.

Doubt TEXAS Defense will hold up in extreme heat during 2nd Half

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Just now, LTtxfan said:

blOU with 17:35 time of possession 1st Half.

Doubt TEXAS Defense will hold up in extreme heat during 2nd Half

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We start with the ball.  

Let's see...we can't run...we can't pass...we're going to need our D to score points.

Lol. Watch plays #1 and #3 here. Wrong QB suiting up for us.

 

Just now, ztejas said:

Nah. They are bringing at least 5 on most plays and Sam can't check down over the middle apparently. When they bring 3, Sam has plenty of time but can't make any of the throws available and waits too long to scramble.

what throws are available? Either you're at the game or there's an All 22 broadcast that no one else knows about because there ain't no way in fucking hell you're watching the Fox broadcast and can see anything down field.

1 minute ago, Cluttered said:

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

What happens here .....gives you the face aids.

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

So agreed

If we don't drive down and punch these guys in the jaw its gonna be a brutal 2nd half

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Lol. Watch plays #1 and #3 here. Wrong QB suiting up for us.

 

That WR is better than all of our WR’s even with a torn ACL. 

I hear there is a championship winning coach out of North Carolina we should consider.

I’m jacked for the patented Herman 3rd quarter adjustments. 

16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Urban please come here. Just text CDC you’re ready. 

2 mythical natl titles at Florida, 1 at Ohio State, next stop projects out to 0.  The trend is not your friend, bro.

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

blOU with 17:35 time of possession 1st Half.

Doubt TEXAS Defense will hold up in extreme heat during 2nd Half

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It’s 75 degrees.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman at half time:

 

 

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That would be an improvement.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol. Watch plays #1 and #3 here. Wrong QB suiting up for us.

 

He would have been sacked here

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

what throws are available? Either you're at the game or there's an All 22 broadcast that no one else knows about because there ain't no way in fucking hell you're watching the Fox broadcast and can see anything down field.

So you think it's more likely that one of the shittest secondaries in the country is playing lockdown, NFL-level blanket coverage on every play than our QB who is, what, 6 of 15 or some shit, is not reading anything and not putting balls where they should be?

I don't need to watch what is happening downfield. It's pretty obvious what the issue is.

Looks like ATM needs to extend Jimbo’s contract to 2040. Money well spent! Lmao! Hook’em. 

I'd have more respect for Herman if he spent halftime chomping a Fletchers and downing a wax cup coors lite

Just now, Nivek said:

I hear there is a championship winning coach out of North Carolina we should consider.

Just fuck that shit.  I mean, just fuck that with a rusty chainsaw. 

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

Probably stock photo kids as well.

The amount of beer I consume before and during this game would kill most 54 year olds. Thank God I ain’t “most”. [emoji1598][emoji1598][emoji1598]

Agree that the flinch on Angilau was pretty weak. That amount of movement seems pretty common. Dumbass sooners just made a big deal about it and pussy ass refs felt pressured to throw a flag. Goes back to same thing last week where Herman’s too big of a pussy to work the refs

I'm gonna be fucking shocked if wee don't go 3 and out.

Just now, MirrOlure said:

The amount of beer I consume before and during this game would kill most 54 year olds. Thank God I ain’t “most”. emoji1598.pngemoji1598.pngemoji1598.png

Like everything, it takes practice and commitment. 

Ghost pepper + Carolina reaper sauce last night....

Kolaches and coffee this morning.

Half time dump is going better than expected.

Look for a better 2H from both teams.

That's all I have.

The amount of beer I consume before and during this game would kill most 54 year olds. Thank God I ain’t “most”. [emoji1598][emoji1598][emoji1598]
How does one make it to such a lofty age watching such shit year after year?

Serious question
Just now, ajax said:

I'm gonna be fucking shocked if wee don't go 3 and out.

With at least one penalty

Doom scolding TX/OU thread. So 2020 

1 minute ago, ajax said:

I'm gonna be fucking shocked if wee don't go 3 and out.

2 and turnover.

I'd put more money us rehiring Mack before hiring Urban

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Rehire mack brown? 

If I neg you, do I get banned?

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I hear there is a championship winning coach out of North Carolina we should consider.

FUPM can go fuck himself.   Had he not become a fat, lazy, bloated, laurel resting shithead, we wouldn’t be about to Turtle in the 2nd half. 

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It’s 75 degrees.

But 152 degrees on the thermometer on the field.

This OU team is trash. But they’re tied with us and if we win, it’ll be by one score.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

I'd have more respect for Herman if he spent halftime chomping a Fletchers and downing a wax cup coors lite

I'd have more respect if he quit at half time coming to the realization that he's a complete and utter fuck up. 

sam snap the fucking ball when the d line is looking stupid 

Just now, C-Man said:

This OU team is trash. But they’re tied with us and if we win, it’ll be by one score.

Just better hope we don't take a 3 point lead with 5 minutes left

lulz, nothing like calling timeout with 15:00 still on the clock in a tie game

Lol wtf. Riley might be done after this one. Probably looking up NFL O coordinator jobs on Craigslist.

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