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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]

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I get that the qb ultimately makes the decision where to throw, but how the fuck is that the best option on 3rd and 1? How is that even a play that gets called ? 

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3rd and 1 and you call a deep go route for Bijan? Mensa’d.

Screen passes? Swings? Pitchouts? Sweeps? Fuck you Herman. Your QB kinda sucks too. You can't lift weights an maintain the agility to throw a fifty yard pass to a sprinting receiver.

Do your fucking job CDC and fire Herman.

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

I'm convinced we are Cal Berkley and will never win or care to win anything significant in football. 

This is the sad truth. 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Like watching Tennessee basketball. This place is toxic.

I’ll forever believe in the LHN curse.  Sold our souls to ESPN/Disney!

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

yep.  let's send our defense back out on the field where they've spent the entire second half.

 

couple more first downs and the defense will pack it in, too

Just now, elfenix said:

remember when we got in a bidding war with LSU for this guy and they decided to go with a gravelly voiced mush mouthed has been instead of pulling up the brinks truck?

Maybe there's something in the water in DKR... I don't understand how we have so many years of great recruits developing into nothing

The only thing worse than Tom Herman is the ability of this site to handle game day traffic. 

It's hard to know what is worse.  Catching the second down pass a yard short or the call on 3rd and 1.

 

Both show that this team is a fucking shitshow, and it is on every one of these coaches, who are fucking failures and frauds.

Screen passes? Swings? Pitchouts? Sweeps? Fuck you Herman. Your QB kinda sucks too. You can't lift weights an maintain the agility to throw a fifty yard pass to a sprinting receiver.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

If anyone needs normalcy, the Longhorn side of the stadium is starting to look familiar in terms of fans

So not the ‘New Normal’ we were lead to believe then.....

who was the last senior QB to take a huge turd his last season here?

Stats you can't make up:

Texas RBs have 7 carries on the day. 

Seven.

It’s been said, but fuck Herman.

Fuck him in his gum smacking, player kissing, accountability dodging, I-ordered-a-burger-but-Stoops-made-me-pay-for-steak-yet-I’m-the-smartest-guy-in-the-room ass. 

 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

13 yards in the 3rd quarter with the highest scoring offense in CFB against a shitty OU defense

Well they did blitz, did you think of that?

5 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I’m starting to think Riley can really coach.

 

Anybody with more than 2* recruits playing Herman can really coach.

1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

3rd and 1 and you call a deep go route for Bijan? Mensa’d.

They'll never see it coming

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

...Maybe when the Cowboys drive for the Superbowl this Jan.

You should sit down, there's something we have to tell you.

1 minute ago, BoosterAndrews said:

I’ll forever believe in the LHN curse.  Sold our souls to ESPN/Disney!

thats when our entire athletic department bought into the "our shit doesnt stink" mantra. 

Just now, ButtFumble said:

OU only got 11 on first down

I just flexed in the mirror!

you should be starting on our defense

 

4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i can't blame the defense. they've been on the field the whole damn game. 

i mean, they suck, yeah, but it's our offense and special teams that have us proper fucked.

True. That was meant for the whole team.

Don’t worry guys, under Herman, we are 1-11 when trailing going into the fourth quarter. 

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

13 yards in the 3rd quarter with the highest scoring offense in CFB against a shitty OU defense

That's not a real stat.  I don't care what it says - UTEP and an awful Texas Tech defense that also required a miraculous comeback 

Literally the only thing I had to look forward to in 2020 is over 

Don’t worry we are 1-11 when trailing starting the fourth quarter under Herman. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

who was the last senior QB to take a huge turd his last season here?

Simms? Maybe?

Don’t worry guys, under Herman, we are 1-11 when trailing going into the fourth quarter. 

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Great heart by the defense to not give up. 

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

I'm convinced we are Cal Berkley and will never win or care to win anything significant in football. 

 

The University of Wokeness at Austin - where Being Losers Matters.

Zero first downs in the second half, right?

I'm going through some real serious stuff right now in my life. My dad had a biopsy this week and we got bad news, then later in the week he collapsed. All I wanted was to watch Texas beat OU to take my mind off of the awful shit i'm dealing with, it's all I wanted.

 

Fuck you tom herman, I hate you so much. I hate that you stupidly brag about being in Mensa. I hate that you kiss your players. I hate your fucking guts. Get fucked.

1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

You should sit down, there's something we have to tell you.

I don't think sarcasm has to be signaled on this board.

Ossai is a warrior and deserves better than this shit.

Fuckin hell, our defense has been keeping us in the same zip code of the game. Our offense is shittier than a wet fart.

FIRE TOM HERMAN

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