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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]

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29 minutes ago, Pepper said:

Fuck this bullshit. This is what happens when you let the children run the household. You get a bunch of whiny little soft fuck boys like Will Smith's kids.

CDC and herman fucked it all up. Right when that boycott bullshit started and demands and all that shit CDC and herman should have taken the whip to them! Let them know who's program it is and who runs what. That's what Saban and Dabo and winning coaches did. They may have not addressed it publicly but you know behind doors they let them know no bullshit will be tolerated! This is Texas put the children in their fucking place and turn them into men who fucking win!

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Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Every analyst on ESPN Gameday picked Horns.  Guess we had’m fooled.

Urban picked us to lose on Fox show. All others picked us.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sam looks done for real now. 

Uh-oh....who is going to lead the council meeting on Sunday?

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Every analyst on ESPN Gameday picked Horns.  Guess we had’m fooled.

Expected adjustments.  

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's a torn labia. 

Injury happened a few games ago when he got thrown down on his shoulder.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Every analyst on ESPN Gameday picked Horns.  Guess we had’m fooled.

Urban picked OU

I’m glad I didn’t renew my season tickets this year. Hopefully a lot of others won’t either

Just now, Horn80 said:

Really should be 1-3

Exactly. It’s just sad to watch this. Year four of the money suck. Can I sue Herman for fraud? 

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Defense hasn't quit.  God bless 'em

Chris Ash seems to be the only one who cares. Defense is shitty yes but they' re playing good enough to win in this podunk conference 

I'd rather Sam get called for grounding that throw it to Ingram. 

Every analyst on ESPN Gameday picked Horns.  Guess we had’m fooled.

And to add insult to injury, Herbie made the joke that everyone is taking a picture of the straight Texas pick board so they can rub it in their face when Texas shits the bed.

Peace [emoji3577] out assholes. Done with these “woke”pussies.
Maybe I’ll see some of you assholes at the Disch.

Fuck you @_delconte for giving PeeWee an extension. This Football [emoji458] program is an embarrassment.


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Did they change the PI rule? That sure looked like what I thought was PI.

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Had 2 different orthopedic surgeons text me during the game that Sam throws like his labrum or Rotator cuff is torn

Interesting.  He's been off the whole game.

Go Sam GO!

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

No more Jimbo jokes from me as long as the biggest joke in CFB is coaching Texas. 

LSU and Miss schools look beatable they might end up 9-1 or 8-2. We will be lucky to get 4 wins

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Urban picked OU

Well sure. Dude is an actual football genius. We hired an actual football penis. 

Did they change the PI rule? That sure looked like what I thought was PI.

In bounds passes short of the first down! Great minds for the game!

2 minutes ago, Wild Bill said:

Injury happened a few games ago when he got thrown down on his shoulder.

He wears a pussy on his shoulder?

Get off Sam’s ass. He’s the only one still trying out there.


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OU is so shitty that I have to keep turning this shitfest game back on.

5 minutes ago, ShowMeALoss said:

Shitty program. We are the Michigan of the south.

Texas has had 4 losing seasons in the previous decade. Not comparable. 

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Every analyst on ESPN Gameday picked Horns.

And so did every Fox analyst except for 1...Urban.  He also picked ATM

Drive down the field and then throw it up for grabs?!??!? Stupid play call

Get off Sam’s ass. He’s the only one still trying out there.


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Fuck all the sam haters. Dude has given it his all. At the end of the day that's what matters most. Dude has had Herman strong norvell watson. Fuck Herman though

6 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I’m staying for the sole purpose of Boooooing the team and coaches.

How much did you pay to be there?

Drive down the field and then throw it up for grabs?!??!? Stupid play call

Go Sam GO!

Sam is the only one who plays with heart...y’all get off his ass


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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Well sure. Dude is an actual football genius. We hired an actual football penis. 

And a flaccid one at that

Go Sam GO!

Sam is the only one who plays with heart...y’all get off his ass


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BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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