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Tom Herman is worse than Donald J Trump: Convince me I'm wrong [NO FOOTBALL]

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Herman has had a much more negative effect on my life than DJT.

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Don't compare Herman to Trump. One is an arrogant, moronic, anti-charismatic, unwarranted self-important punchline, and the other is the commander-in-chief of the military.

You are wrong.  Herman only hurts Texas fans.  Trump hurts errbody.  Now I need to go back and watch the second half of some of the worst football I have ever seen.

Imma first generation American of Mexican decent. Imma going to disagree.

Yes, he is worse.  At least Trump will be gone in January (god willing)

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ok, he's not worse.

They can both lose their job by 11/3

Do you need someone to talk to? I will message you my cell if you’re that close to the edge. 

You forgot to write (NO FOOTBALL) in the thread title

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

They can both lose their job by 11/3

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Anyone else see that cornyn ad that said MJ is going to legalize prostitution?

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Anyone else see that cornyn ad that said MJ is going to legalize prostitution?

I need to vote for her even harder.

Tom Herman is clearly Hilary Clinton. Has unlimited resources and only has to beat a historically shitty Big 12 and he hires a bunch of fucking morons to run his team and doesn’t even bother to campaign in Wisconsin and completely shits the bed. At least Donald Trump won something. 

I would take a President Herman over President Trump in a heatbeat. Much less of an existential threat with the nuclear football in his hands. 

OTOH you might be into something with a coach Trump. He's shown he has a tremendously offensive mind, seems to make passes with impunity and can really enable the Russian attack.

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Tom Herman didn’t kill 215k, so there is that, right?

I'm certainly drinking more right now. About 6 fingers into Talisker 10. 

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I'm certainly drinking more right now. About 6 fingers into Talisker 10. 

I hope that's Russian for 18.  

They really do both share some gifting similarities.  It's getting to be uncanny.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I hope that's Russian for 18.  

They really do both share some gifting similarities.  It's getting to be uncanny.  

I'm no 1%er

53 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Anyone else see that cornyn ad that said MJ is going to legalize prostitution?

Can I vote for her from out of state? 

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I hope that's Russian for 18.  

They really do both share some gifting similarities.  It's getting to be uncanny.  

Did you mean gifting or grifting

He's grifting a gift that rivals a Russian graft.  Not great, Bob.  

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Anyone else see that cornyn ad that said MJ is going to legalize prostitution?

I like the one about the Cornyn Healthcare Plan. Everything’s covered and free!
48 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Tom Herman didn’t kill 215k, so there is that, right?

the day is still young

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Anyone else see that cornyn ad that said MJ is going to legalize prostitution?

i've only seen the one where mike siegel is going to drive prison buses directly to canyon village at cypress springs and personally release rapists into your daughter's bedroom

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i've only seen the one where mike siegel is going to drive prison buses directly to canyon village at cypress springs and personally release rapists into your daughter's bedroom
I don't even have a daughter or live there but consider my pearls clutched and my jimmies rustled
i've only seen the one where mike siegel is going to drive prison buses directly to canyon village at cypress springs and personally release rapists into your daughter's bedroom
I don't even have a daughter or live there but consider my pearls clutched and my jimmies rustled

Trump’s inaction has directly led to the death of two of my mentors and suffering and death for several other people in my life. I know kids in physical therapy due to prolonged intubation. So much death and suffering.
 

His tanking economy killed off numerous likely job prospects for me this spring. The job market vanished. Long efforts in improving my economic situation vanished, and I’m one of the lucky ones to have a good, stable job in a tough field. Many of my friends are out of work and struggling to stay afloat. So much economic suffering.

My parents have largely been living isolated, even from their church community, because mask-wearing become a political issue. People are living and dying alone.
 

Everything is division. The old man that walks everywhere in my little town went from a quirky old man to a racist MAGA hat-wearer. Or rather, he was revealed. On a bigger scale, personal relationships are being destroyed because EVERYTHING, reality itself, is now a political statement.

A significant part of the blame for all of this is on the president. He knew and failed to act. We all knew and he actively worked against us. He continues to work against us (we the people, not democrats or republicans) and stoke division.

Tom Herman makes me a little sad for a few hours on maybe 5 or 6 Saturdays each fall. Life is better when football is fun, but it’s just a game.

All I know is a bunch of dog whistling morons are clogging the football board with Fox News talking points today.

Going further in dealing with changing values:

As a Christian, the witness of the American church is dead. How can anyone credibly preach the sacrificial love of the Gospel when they won’t be mildly inconvenienced for their fellow man? Despite the views regularly shared here, the church as an institution is an important part of American success. Trump didn’t cause the church to fall, but he accelerated the decline when he has the power to lead it back.

As a veteran, he’s rejected and mocked our highest values of selfless service. This isn’t simply the disgusting comments that we’ve already forgotten, but the entire transactional nature of his leadership. Large parts of our country have followed his lead on this. Our sense of service to the common, American, good is dead. This death largely falls at his feet.

And I’m an educated white man, so I’ve caught the best of it without dealing with the racism.

Tom Herman is an overpaid football coach.

 

 

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Just now, Mole said:

Going further in dealing with changing values:

As a Christian, the witness of the American church is dead. How can anyone credibly preach the sacrificial love of the Gospel when they won’t be mildly inconvenienced for their fellow man? Despite the views regularly shared here, the church as an institution is an important part of American success. Trump didn’t cause the church to fall, but he accelerated the decline when he has the power to lead it back.

As a veteran, he’s rejected and mocked our highest values of selfless service. This isn’t simply the disgusting comments that we’ve already forgotten, but the entire transactional nature of his leadership. Large parts of our country have followed his lead on this. Our sense of service to the common, American, good is dead. This death largely falls at his feet.

Tom Herman is an overpaid football coach.

 

It's obviously a joke. I appreciate your posts and perspective, but I wanted to clarify the context for you. The intention of the thread is to be funny not serious. 

I get it, I’m just pushing back at the concept that this stuff doesn’t actually matter. It sometimes feels like that.

Some people may feel somewhat insulated from this, but it’s very real if you look around.

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I hope both of them have strokes.

Football thread about only Sam standing for The Eyes is about a half-breath from becoming a Klan rally aimed at lynching our black players.

Jesus Christ

Immamac is a fucking Aggie and that is why this thread sucks shit through a straw. Joke attempt falls short, delete thread. You ban people for posting shit on the wrong board and you go all Aggy and do just that.....classic. 

Edit....See? Bad_Teammate goes balls deep about UT football. Thanks Imma!

Best thread title on this board 

Who would find a way to lose first in a game of 4-D candy land? 

Not crazy about Tom at this moment after the last two weeks, but Don Jr. is one of the worst human cockroaches on earth. He acts entitled and spoiled, and got that behavior from his dad who is also one of the worst human beings on the planet. 

4 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Anyone else see that cornyn ad that said MJ is going to legalize prostitution?

Michael Jordan?

I literally can’t watch or discuss the team anymore.   I haven’t been on the football board in months.  I washed and waxed the car instead today and I’ll talk politics obsessively all day long.
 

 I originally came to TOS for football from a longhorn football blog.  Take from that what you will.

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