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Fuck Tom Herman.

Fuck the Oline.

Fuck the punter.

Fuck the defense.

Fuck Keontay.

Fuck Sam.

Fuck Jake Smith.

Fuck anybody I haven't mentioned.

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The Off button on the TV remote is the best option for one’s mental health.
Fuck mental health.

Hey Jay, I'm not giving extra money to academics now that I'm not giving any money to athletics. This program can't suck any more ass without my money.

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Sam has been removed fromthe list and has been replaced by my liver.

 

 

Meanwhile another "electric high scoring close to the very end!" Big12 game underway! Wow I'm thirsty for a refreshing flavorful Dr. Pepper for sure! It's totally legit football!

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Fuck Tom Herman.

Fuck the Oline.

Fuck the punter.

Fuck the defense.

Fuck Keontay.

Fuck Sam.

Fuck Jake Smith.

Fuck anybody I haven't mentioned.

 

 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

is Tom Herman a good coach?  are we a well-coached team?

Gosh darn, that’s a good question!

Me too. And Id wager she’s done much worse with that finger before......

On 10/10/2020 at 2:13 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Fuck Tom Herman.

Fuck the Oline.

Fuck the punter.

Fuck the defense.

Fuck Keontay.

Fuck Sam.

Fuck Jake Smith.

Fuck anybody I haven't mentioned.

 

STIGMATA, 

STIGMATA

STIGMATA

On 10/10/2020 at 4:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

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She's our 2020 spirit animal. 

On 10/10/2020 at 3:31 PM, Beau Vine said:

Sam has been removed fromthe list and has been replaced by my liver.

Good. 

On 10/10/2020 at 4:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

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I wonder what she'd say if I asked her to make me a sandwich.

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder what she'd say if I asked her to make me 

On 10/10/2020 at 4:44 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

I’d hit that. With reckless abandon. 

Pretty sure she’d hit back...

On October 10, 2020 at 3:13 PM, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Tom Herman.

Fuck the Oline.

Fuck the punter.

Fuck the defense.

Fuck Keontay.

Fuck Sam.

Fuck Jake Smith.

Fuck anybody I haven't mentioned.

Fuck magic
Fuck I-Ching
Fuck Bible
Fuck tarot
Fuck Hitler
Fuck Jesus
Fuck Kennedy
Fuck Buddha
Fuck mantra
Fuck Gita
Fuck yoga
Fuck kings
Fuck Elvis
Fuck Zimmerman
Fuck Beatles
Fuck me

In case that helps. 

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20 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder what she'd say if I asked her to make me a sandwich.

"Lie down, babies, we fickin to make a Beau Vine sandwich!"

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