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On 10/10/2020 at 8:04 PM, Ignatius said:

Chick is hotter than “FUCK” chick, but not as hot as “OH. MY. GOD.” chick...

Please post pics of all 3 for comparison!

 

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Video of "You're #1, Tom"

That is so damn good. 

He knows he is fine. Buy out, get paid. He will go to Tuscaloosa for a year or two for contract reasons and then be an OC at some p5er.

With the shit eating grin Tom has during post game and Monday pressers it's obvious he knows he'll be gone after this season, but he doesn't care. "They still owe me 15.4 million. I'm rich. I really scammed Texas good! I'm set for life... Mensa..."

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HERMAN IS A CLUELESS NARCISSISTIC FUCKER !!!

 

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On 10/10/2020 at 5:10 PM, Coach pop a bitch said:

This cocksucker needs to go.

I knew he kissed the players .. but, I had no idea he went THAT far!

Didn't realize that Brian Davis was such a kiss-ass apologist for Herman till I watched that Facebook video...

Davis actually thought Herman did a good job with the EOT part of today's press conference...

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48 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck this guy.

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Awesome, Thanks for that classic graphic  @TreatyOak 

 

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On 10/19/2020 at 6:22 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

 

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Is the "general pulse poll" part of the BCS Computer rankings?  

Also, dibs on 'General Pulse Poll' for my band name/Wermacht porn channel

12 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

 

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Hahahaha. Love it. Yours was better than mine. 

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So the real Top 25 is considered the “Actual Pulse” Poll then?

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and now you've lost Quinn Ewers, FUCK YOU TOM HERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 10/22/2020 at 6:26 AM, Longboard Horn said:

When you know the seat's getting hotter and you'll be fired.

Pretty sure that nearly-crying gif was from 2017 or 2018 vs Maryland. He's much more comfortable with losing now

On 10/10/2020 at 4:09 PM, alphahorn said:

Surprised me too.  Well I started the FUMB post, so....

I hate to have to correct you because I agree with the sentiments, but...

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/75316-!-you-Mack-Brown

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$#@! you, Mack Brown
$#@! you and your clapping. $#@! you and your $#@!ty game preparation. $#@! you and your inability to motivate. $#@! you and your loyalty to $#@!ty coaches. $#@! you and your loyalty to players that aren't the best we can field. $#@! you and your puckering $#@!. $#@! you and your thin skin.
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12-04-201208:29 PM #1
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$#@! you mack brown thread

Thought it might be a useful thread to have a place to merely come to and simply say,

"$#@! YOU MACK"

I know I'll feel like saying it a couple of times a day until a change is announced. SHould you feel the same, them here's your place to vent, perhaps we can keep this thread on the first page until we are freed by the news that he has stepped down. Until then,

"$#@! YOU MACK"

 

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                                  JOKER ALRIGHT...

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On 10/29/2020 at 1:25 PM, Tex Pete said:

I hate to have to correct you because I agree with the sentiments, but...

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/75316-!-you-Mack-Brown

 

Well, it turns out you were ahead of your time, your post died after 4 pages, mine went on for 120 pages. But congrats on being a visionary

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20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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                                  JOKER ALRIGHT...

I speak for 92.1% of us when I say we really don't care about the above image as long as he can fucking deliver.  He did briefly deliver us hope.  Then it all crashed down like the house of cards it was.  He replaces coordinator and starts fucking up again.  We would be better off with Yurich as the head coach.  

On 10/29/2020 at 2:16 PM, B00M said:

Pretty sure that nearly-crying gif was from 2017 or 2018 vs Maryland. He's much more comfortable with losing now

West Virginia 2018 right before they went for 2.

On 10/10/2020 at 10:26 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, but Mack ain't getting over the ACC and Clemson hump, so he'll end up in whatever their conference Holiday/Alamo bowl is. 

Nor Notre Dame

Fuck Tom, that he only pulls a game like this out of his ass when we have a chance to get rid of him but not all the other games that matter in any other respect.

Win or not, fuck you, Tom. You fucking cuck ass bitch. Sam should be your God and that's who you need to pray to, or else you would be winless. 

Okie Lite win was "Fool's Gold" especially for the TEXAS OFFENSE

  • Had +4 turnovers advantage yet only 27 Offensive pts in regulation
  • Scored only 13pts in 3 drives started at the 8, 15 & 20 yard lines
  • 6pts from kickoff return, otherwise no 2nd half pts till 5min left
  • O-line and Brewer are horrible
  • WR's and TE's can't get off press coverage
  • Sam is physically beat up and struggling with accuracy

 

Great write-up by Scipio Tex       (Thanks @satyanash )

 

West Virginia defense is a bad match-up for TEXAS due to an outstanding DL group and quality Safety play.  Maybe these Moonshiners come in and expose how poorly developed this Mensa Offensive Personnel really is...

Player development on the Horns O-line is ridiculous...

FUCK YOU MENSA !!!

 

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Correction

Fuck You Tom Herman...

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Is Herman the most disliked Texas football coach of all time ?

Different dynamic compared to Strong but I'm not sure who is more disliked. The overt hostility was a little higher toward Strong but Herman also doesn't have holdouts still defending him like Strong did. Pretty much everyone is on board here and really was after last year.

Also people really hated Mack at the end.
29 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Different dynamic compared to Strong but I'm not sure who is more disliked. The overt hostility was a little higher toward Strong but Herman also doesn't have holdouts still defending him like Strong did. Pretty much everyone is on board here and really was after last year.

Also people really hated Mack at the end.

Well, people tended to like Mack and Charlie as a general proposition, before losing overtook everything.

People have not tended to like Herman, even during that brief period before losing took over everything.

In that regard, Herman is like Mackovic.  And Mackovic delivered quite a bit more than Herman and people still disliked him.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, people tended to like Mack and Charlie as a general proposition, before losing overtook everything.

People have not tended to like Herman, even during that brief period before losing took over everything.

In that regard, Herman is like Mackovic.  And Mackovic delivered quite a bit more than Herman and people still disliked him.

Herman has done himself no favors to earn any good will from fans. He has made an ass of himself in Houston before he got here and has done the same thing here. 
 

He literally belittles people with his “smartest” guy in the room. Couple that with his ability to always have an excuse for why it grows old fast. Especially if you’re not winning. 
 

 

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