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Fuck the Players, Coaches, AD, President, Chancellor, and Everyone Associated With This Pile Of Shit

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Fuck all of you. Fuck off. Catch Covid and suffer. I hate all of you motherfuckers and I’m not going to another fucking abortion of a game until you’ve actually won something. Fuck you and fuck off and fuck yourself along the fucking way.

 

50+ years of my life and I’m fucking DONE with you loser motherfuckers.

It seems your position on this team is leaning towards the extreme side.

I'll always watch because it's just football, and eventually, Texas will be really good again. We've been through this before.

The first step is parting ways with the problem.

Tom Herman is not a good head coach. He needs to go.

12 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

 

Fuck all of you. Fuck off. Catch Covid and suffer. I hate all of you motherfuckers and I’m not going to another fucking abortion of a game until you’ve actually won something. Fuck you and fuck off and fuck yourself along the fucking way.

 

50+ years of my life and I’m fucking DONE with you loser motherfuckers.

 


Get ahold of yourself. Your 50 something years old. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Get ahold of yourself. Your 50 something years old. 

The demands of what you're passionate about get more urgent as your remaining years diminish. Loosely translated, that means if you give a shit about Texas football, your time frame to get rid of Herman shrinks with each disappointing game. Actually, it shrinks with each game--they're all disappointing. Even the Tech game when we "won."

16 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

It seems your position on this team is leaning towards the extreme side.

Yes.  Why leave out the Board of Regents?

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Get ahold of yourself. Your 50 something years old. 

His 50 something years old what? The suspense is killing me.

Edited by IDIOTsavant

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

His 50 something years old what? The suspense is killing me.

Didn’t want to quadruple post when trying to edit. 

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Yes.  Why leave out the Board of Regents?

They are included in “everyone associated”

I can't decide who I hate more, Donald Trump or Tom Herman.

Don't let that miraculous, almost-successful comeback cloud your thinking. This is a bad team with bad coaching. The biggest problem is that our offensive line pales in comparison to the Sam Houston State junior varsity. And it's not going to get any better. Plus, recruiting is starting to come apart. Oh, and did I mention the Portal? It's time to get rid of Tom Herman. We won't, for a variety of reasons, but we should. And then we should pay Urban Meyer whatever it takes. We won't do that either. For the foreseeable future we'll continue to be Tom Herman-bad, or Charlie Strong-bad; hell, I can't tell the difference anymore. 

10 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I can't decide who I hate more, Donald Trump or Tom Herman.

If you can't figure that out, I can't help you, Sundance.

What's really sad is that after 30+ years of watching Texas football, I have mostly just stopped caring by this point.  It's really just the same old shit anymore, year after year.  Nothing ever changes.  We can (mostly) routinely beat the sisters of the poor, but all too often, we get exposed whenever it comes time to play a good team.

Don't bother waking me in 2021, it will just be more of the same.

 

I think we are about to enter darker times than when strong was a known dead man walking. 

We are Minnesota. A formerly great large state school with a rich football tradition.
33 minutes ago, orangebird said:

We can (mostly) routinely beat the sisters of the poor, but all too often, we get exposed whenever it comes time to play a good team.

Don't bother waking me in 2021, it will just be more of the same.

 

You have yet to play a good team this year.  OU is awful.  

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You have yet to play a good team this year.  OU is awful.  

Well, it's all relative.  OU > UTEP, probably.  But, point taken.

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

I can't decide who I hate more, Donald Trump or Tom Herman.

Donald Trump is more entertaining, that's for sure.

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Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too
Chino XL, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too

 

39 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


We are Minnesota. A formerly great large state school with a rich football tradition.

Wrong.  They have a good young coach and they are on the upswing. 

At least you got to have a corny dog today! TAKE THAT FAUCI!

I watched about 10 minutes of football today. That’s all I’ve seen all year. I used to watch every snap. Fuck Herman for completely ruining that for me.

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At least you got to have a corny dog today! TAKE THAT FAUCI!

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