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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

This team wasn’t playing next week anyway, Agro. But I have no Intention to subject myself to this shit for the rest of the season. 

Edited by sidis

Next Saturday's a bye week, but I assume we'll figure out a way to lose.

Just now, dcbc said:

Next Saturday's a bye week, but I assume we'll figure out a way to lose.

Clearly, there’s not much hope Mensa can figure out a way to win. 

I have a root canal I need to get done which should be much more pleasant.

Going to start my dungeons and dragons group back up.

16 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wish it was deer hunting season already.

shoot a pig

Dinner tonight.  Dinner next week

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

I love you, buddy but sometimes you really post stupid shit. We're not playing next week. It matters fuck all what anyone does next Saturday. 

I’ll be cheering on clemson. Life long fan always been a fan of the purple and orange. We just win baby. Dabboooo

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’ll be cheering on clemson. Life long fan always been a fan of the purple and orange. We just win baby. Dabboooo

Ha. There are some on this site who probably think Dabo would be a real possibility after Herman. Because we're Texas and he wants to leave the program he spent 10 years building for a rebuilding job in a shit conference. 

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

Well it's an off-week so I will probably spend time with my wife and kids. I will be back for more terrible football in two weeks.

I'm going to melt a tape of the 05 championship game down and shape it into a dildo and just shove that thing up my ass for 4 hours.

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time

Wife (no pics) is a K-State grad.  Will just watch them.  Up 21-7 over TCU right now.  Amazing going from watching a shitshow to a seeing well coach, disciplined team, that plays good defense and tackles well.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

Shoot heroin out of a rusty spoon with used needles from the local AIDS hospice.

26 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

As of now it’s #2 Alabama vs #3 Georgia night game

I seriously doubt we have a single player on our roster that could crack the two deep on either one of those teams.

I’m gonna beat my dick for a while. At least I’ll get something out of that.

51 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’ll be cheering on clemson. Life long fan always been a fan of the purple and orange. We just win baby. Dabboooo

+rep for the avatar. 

TexAgs is obsessed with those girls.  It's not good when aggy is obsessed with you, though.

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Next Saturday's a bye week, but I assume we'll figure out a way to lose.

BYE will block a punt and we'll fumble twice.  BYE by 3.

Cleaning out these gutters filled with rotting leaves. Then dumping that stinking mess back into them and starting over. It's the closest I can come to watching us week after week. 

Fortunately both my boys are playing select baseball right now so weekends are tournaments the entirety of the shitastic longhorn season 

Hire someone to rub their balls across Herman's face...

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

shoot a pig

My pig found itself smart enough to hop over in the the barrier from his pen to the next pen and eat all of that pigs food and then go to the next one and eat all of that pigs food and then the next one and eat all of that pigs food and make his way back in time for when it was my turn my time to feed him.  He had already eaten three meals and would just be sitting there waiting for me and I would feed him and he would eat that. That’s why he gained so much weight and got sifted at the fat stock show.

3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wish it was deer hunting season already.

Use a bow and arrow and/or tomahawk.

When that fails break out the black powder rifle.

I will watch... whenever we play. If it’s baylor in two weeks, and they decide to play, fine. I hate baylor anyway.

It’s the train wreck, we know how it ends, we just want to see how bad it gets. 

i will be singing the "Eyes of Texas" in my workshop while maiming perfectly beautiful pieces of wood (before I started my efforts) and not feeling racist.

Periodically, I will be checking in to the Surly to entertain myself through the posts of the recreationally triggered.

Edited by El Squared

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

South Texas hunting.  Going to be there pretty much every weekend for the next few months.   Weather is looking good.  Going to shoot this bastard soon. 
 

 

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12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

My pig found itself smart enough to hop over in the the barrier from his pen to the next pen and eat all of that pigs food and then go to the next one and eat all of that pigs food and then the next one and eat all of that pigs food and make his way back in time for when it was my turn my time to feed him.  He had already eaten three meals and would just be sitting there waiting for me and I would feed him and he would eat that. That’s why he gained so much weight and got sifted at the fat stock show.

cool story...

SMU plays Friday I think. So I'll be enjoying that win while on the golf course, probably.

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Wake me up when we get a new coach

Wake me up... when Tomvember ends...

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