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Damnit. For Garrett to go out there. It is bad. This sucks. Guy is a solid dude. Lost his mom young. His brother killed himself a few months ago. Done nothing but outplay his drat status. This just fucking sucks.

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  • As a neutral fan, I don't get it, either.  I said last season that I saw a lot of problems on the Cowboys, but QB wasn't one of them.  Dude's a player and he seems like a good guy.

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    tough motherfucker..... He was like.  That hurts.  Look at it.  If he's lucky it's just a dislocation.  But it's more likely broken. Season is definitely over.  And all the folks that hate Dak wi

  • Damn, if you're a fan of football at all, doesn't matter which team or what level, watching Dak Prescott sob like that is heart breaking.

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

30+ years watching sports of every variety tells me he dislocated his ankle and likely broke his leg as well.  He’s out for the season.  

if it’s just a dislocated ankle and he’s a quick healer (which he probably is, as he’s seemed indestructible until now) he could be back. 

Who is announcing with Nantz?  Is it Romo?  His voice sounds different.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, yeah, you have to give Zeke the Earl Campbell workload now.  

And what do we do on 3rd and 2? Pass. Lmao. Our coaches are so fucking stupid.

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Andy Dalton or Andy Warhol's dead carcass at qb, Cowboys are winning this division at 6-10.

The eagles are rounding into form offensively even with the injuries. Almost took it to the Steelers today but got burned on a fumble call that was overturned. I don't see any way eagles don't win this division now. 

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I swear every single 2nd and very long turns into 3rd and very manageable. 

I know quite a few people were happy to see that injury. They won't admit it because it makes them seem inhumane but so many wanted Dak out and now they got their wish.


Bullshit. I didn’t have an issue with him being the QB of the Cowboys. I think he’s pretty good. I just didn’t think he was worth what he was asking. He should’ve taken the deal.
2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

My lord..... almost a pick six. 

like in the first half?  lulz

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Who is announcing with Nantz?  Is it Romo?  His voice sounds different.

Sounds exactly like Romo already sounds

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And what do we do on 3rd and 2? Pass. Lmao. Our coaches are so fucking stupid.

Should at least use a formation that you COULD run out of, instead of a single back lined up in front of a shotgun qb. 
Qb run is off the table now, kellen. 

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1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

Sounds exactly like Romo already sounds

Sounds very hoarse to me.  But he is so knowledgeable that I assumed it was him.

4 minutes ago, coolsax said:

Wife is an athletic trainer (no pics). She said it was broken.

Athletic Trainer huh...

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Cowboys DB’s are going to be in a lot of opposing WR’s YouTube compilations this season. 

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Bullshit. I didn’t have an issue with him being the QB of the Cowboys. I think he’s pretty good. I just didn’t think he was worth what he was asking. He should’ve taken the deal.

 

I am speaking in general. The Dak hate spread all over this fanbase. You can't convince me they did not secretly applaud this injury. It's not like he died out there. He will recover. 

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I know quite a few people were happy to see that injury. They won't admit it because it makes them seem inhumane but so many wanted Dak out and now they got their wish.

I hate him because he won’t accept fair money and is actively trying to fuck our future roster; I hate him because he pouts to the media and acts like he deserves super bowl MVP money.  I think he’s a fraud and an overrated dipshit.

I did not want him to get hurt like that.  and I feel bad for him.  

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Official word, right ankle injury.

 

You don't say?

thanks for the update.  we know it is a fucking right ankle you idiot.

LOL!  Thanks Tracy!  A right ankle for those that couldn't figure out.  He's out for today.  Good reporting.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damnit. For Garrett to go out there. It is bad. This sucks. Guy is a solid dude. Lost his mom young. His brother killed himself a few months ago. Done nothing but outplay his drat status. This just fucking sucks.

I feel so fucking bad for that young man. He's done nothing wrong. That play is going to be a universal example for why a QB slides in that situation instead of trying to stiff arm somebody.

yeah about that D using Daks injury as motivation....never mind.

Yes we can confirm it is a right ankle injury and can confirm Dak is out for the rest of the game. 

***breaking news from tracy wolfson***

dak hurt his RIGHT ANKLE. back to you in the booth.

edit: welp, guess I’m a little behind on dvr

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Cowboys D, where scrub RBs go to get their first 100 yard games.

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Official word, right ankle injury.

 

You don't say?

Nothing gets by her. 

That in-depth ankle update could've been made by Pepper Brooks.

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1 minute ago, DougO said:

Official word, right ankle injury.

 

You don't say?

It's like a weather lady on location during a hurricane reporting that it's raining and windy.

 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!  Thanks Tracy!  A right ankle for those that couldn't figure out.  He's out for today.  Good reporting.

Ts and Ps for Dak? Shit did he flat line on the way there? They're talking about it like he's Alex Smith. 

Cowboy fans should cheer for losses this year. Dak may never be the same player again after such a brutal injury. It's a massive gamble now signing him coming off of this.

Based on how he went off on the cart with his lower right leg in a soft cast and tears in his eyes, I could surmise that it was either a lower right leg injury or he got poked in the eyes real hard. Now I know for sure. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I hate him because he won’t accept fair money and is actively to fuck our future roster; I hate him because he pouts to the media and acts like he deserves super bowl MVP money.  I think he’s a fraud and an overrated dipshit.

I did not want him to get hurt like that.  and I feel bad for him.  

Please, you were calling for Mike White before contract talks ever came up.

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Does Dalton have a TD drive in him? We are going to need one before this game ends.

This is where we could use one of those 2016 drives. Bleed 8-10min with a short TD run. Ice this game.

Yes that's romo. And yes he's more hoarse than normal.

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 I assume there’s no way they franchise him again. 

Let me introduce to a man named Jerry Jones

Steelers first 4-0 start since '79? Are you fucking kidding me?

Red rider bb guns are cool.. Hopefully, he can hold down the fort.

2 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Please, you were calling for Mike White before contract talks ever came up.

of course I was, dumbass.  dak isn’t that good.  we should be 0-4 right now.  in 2018 dak was the worst quarterback in football until we gave up a goddamn 1st round pick to provide him with an elite receiver.  elite qbs don’t need elite receivers. 

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I've got 5 bucks on a fumble on the first running play.

What do I win?

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