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Greetings Longhorn Nation,

Saturday was another tough loss at the Cotton Bowl. I have received a great number of calls, emails, and notes regarding the season so far.

Since the season began, we have worked tirelessly to address your concerns. We are committed to making sure the Longhorn brand accurately reflects the game day experience for the fans. So we have made some minor modifications to our #ThisIsTexas branding. Please take a moment to look at the attached.

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Stay safe, be healthy and Hook 'Em Horns,

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Hahahahhahahahahahahha I’m dead. Just like my feelings and outlook 

43 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

I'm squarely #2 and still have a headache from Saturday.....

Yeah, the third one is a little much but holy shit are the first two spot-on.  I appreciate how much we make off the brand and how it even benefits the academic side of campus (the important part).  But if we spent half the time worrying about championships as we did about the brand/logo/merch/marketing/etc.   We'd be made in the shade.  That we've made as much money as we have off mediocrity is nothing short of a miracle.  I forget sometimes, all the time really...that we have our own television network now in tens of millions of American households and even overseas.  And we've yet to do absolutely jackshit with it. 

Last pic is gonna piss off Bubba Watson
The golfer? Maybe Bubba Wallace the Nascar driver.
1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

 

Since this branding now costs $5 million/yr + , the rope should at least be gold, and the Vodka Grey Goose.

Tom and staff is turning into a never ending nightmare.  Wish someone would wake up.

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

37 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

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Got this from the guys in my office already.

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Try again.  Got this from the guys in my office.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

James Franco “First Time?” | Know Your Meme

If I have an issue with #3 it's that I don't think suicide jokes in the wrong context are funny. But in this case, I do think it's funny and so I repped you.

I don't have an issue with not pandering to morons.

 That's the best thing about the covid mask, we don't have to see our football coach blowing bubbles like a six year old kid

Charlie Strong would have busted right through that. 😀

I was referencing the locker room gif. 

 

As for the girl.  My nephew is a freshman.  I gotta tell him to find her.

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Photoshoppers, go to WORK!

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1 hour ago, Cajun said:

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UTSA fan?

#BirdsUp

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

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#3 is a garage pull.  Which will be used to close the garage so we can asphyxiate from the car exhaust.  

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How about replacing #3 with this?

 

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... and be insensitive to our Franco-American brothers and sisters?  No way, mon ami!

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