October 13, 20205 yr Maria Athens leaves maniacal voicemail for mayor Ethan Berkowitz and it is a doozy... very NSFW Quote “I will personally kill you and Mara Kimmel my goddamn self, you Jewish piece of living fucking shit. You have met your match, motherfucker!” the mayor has admitted to an " consensual, inappropriate messaging relationship" in the past with Athens https://www.outkick.com/abc-fox-reporter-threatens-to-kill-mayor-on-voicemail/ she also has been arrested for assault over an incident in the station parking lot, possibly on her fiance' who is the station manager https://mustreadalaska.com/reporter-to-remain-jailed-on-assault-disorderly-conduct/ Edited October 13, 20205 yr by Dennis Taylor
October 13, 20205 yr Author 1 minute ago, elfenix said: i bet she fucked like a non-covid-infected minx probably still does
October 13, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: She also has been arrested for assault over an incident in the station parking lot, possibly on her fiance' who is the station manager https://mustreadalaska.com/reporter-to-remain-jailed-on-assault-disorderly-conduct/ So, maybe the engagement is off and she's single?
October 13, 20205 yr The Jew thing is kinda just out there by itself, how does that fit into all this? She not like the circumcised look of the dick pic?
October 13, 20205 yr Author 8 minutes ago, gernblansten said: So, maybe the engagement is off and she's single? I know where she is on the crazy axis but not exactly sure where she is on the hot axis, not this kind of out
October 13, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: I know where she is on the crazy axis but not exactly sure where she is on the hot axis, I'd say fun zone for sure if not for the 10 crazy. Still would though
October 13, 20205 yr Author i think "Have a great friday, you motherfucker' is the best part of the message and I may steal that
October 13, 20205 yr Author 6 minutes ago, ztejas said: 7 hot 8 crazy just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you?
October 13, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? Yeah, if she's not 11 on the batshit scale, not sure who is.
October 13, 20205 yr Hell, fury, batshit crazy woman, scorned, etc. Edited October 13, 20205 yr by Scheiss Meister
October 13, 20205 yr Bet mayor sent reporter a dick pic way back when, then later she posted it to the kiddy site herself.
October 13, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, ztejas said: 7 hot 8 crazy Didn't realize John Wayne Bobbitt posted here.
October 13, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? My scale is probably off. Been around a lot of recovery bitches lately. But 10 for me would be like shoot his dog and bring the body to work. Edited October 13, 20205 yr by ztejas
October 13, 20205 yr Forget it Ethan, it's Anchoragetown. I think statistically speaking, you have to risk the cray-cray and try to bone her. Frontier Rules 'n shit. Edited October 13, 20205 yr by Lobo
October 13, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Incredulity said: WTF is, ABC-FOX? Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel. "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.
October 13, 20205 yr Just now, gernblansten said: Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel. "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity. I'll split proceeds on the novel with you 50/50. Next 300 pages are on you.
October 13, 20205 yr I dated a girl once whose friend had a bad day and got stressed while sitting behind an old grandma at a stoplight and decided to try and push grandmas car into the middle of the intersection with hers. What level would that be? Oh and just to prove once and for all that all women are fucking crazy, when the girl I dated told me, her exact words were "we don''t talk about it though, it's not nice to talk about others that way." Really?
October 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: Maria Athens leaves maniacal voicemail for mayor Ethan Berkowitz and it is a doozy... very NSFW the mayor has admitted to an " consensual, inappropriate messaging relationship" in the past with Athens https://www.outkick.com/abc-fox-reporter-threatens-to-kill-mayor-on-voicemail/ she also has been arrested for assault over an incident in the station parking lot, possibly on her fiance' who is the station manager https://mustreadalaska.com/reporter-to-remain-jailed-on-assault-disorderly-conduct/ Those are the eyes of a serial killer.
October 13, 20205 yr That's one you meet at a hotel and never give your real name to. I'd also only contact her through a burner phone.
October 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? 1 hour ago, Sbbruin said: Yeah, if she's not 11 on the batshit scale, not sure who is. it was just a voicemail. y’all don’t think women can get crazier than that?
October 13, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, Post Oak said: Not hot enough Perhaps you missed the dude's wife.
October 13, 20205 yr It warms my heart that stories like this can blow away the CR atmosphere and bring all of Surly together.
October 13, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, smuggs said: Perhaps you missed the dude's wife. That's an Alaska 8.
October 13, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, futureman said: it was just a voicemail. y’all don’t think women can get crazier than that? They must not be around hot women.
October 13, 20205 yr 40 minutes ago, Deej said: That's an Alaska 8. I fucked a black girl from Alaska. Should have gone and played the lottery after that one.
October 13, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, ztejas said: I fucked the black girl from Alaska. Should have gone and played the lottery after that one. fify
October 13, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: 7 hot 8 crazy 1 hour ago, ztejas said: My scale is probably off. Been around a lot of recovery bitches lately. But 10 for me would be like shoot his dog and bring the body to work. I absolutely think she's capable of that. And more. She's a solid 10 on the crazy axis. 1 hour ago, futureman said: it was just a voicemail. y’all don’t think women can get crazier than that? Nobody is saying the VM is maxed-out crazy. We are using it as a tool to evaluate where she is on the scale.
October 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, mulletpelini said: I dated a girl once whose friend had a bad day and got stressed while sitting behind an old grandma at a stoplight and decided to try and push grandmas car into the middle of the intersection with hers. What level would that be? I broke up with one who wrote letters to both of my parents and stalked me at work for about 2 months. I'd say she was about a 7-8? Hope this helps
October 13, 20205 yr I've been with crazy women. I've been with sane women. Sex is so so so much better with crazy. Of course you pay for it at the end. But the lasting memories of nipple clamps, bondage gear, and doing any and everything anywhere always brings a smile to your face.
October 13, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Incredulity said: WTF is, ABC-FOX? ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area.
October 13, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Underdog said: ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area. Where are you, Nome?
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