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Maria Athens leaves maniacal voicemail for mayor Ethan Berkowitz and it is a doozy...  very NSFW

 

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“I will personally kill you and Mara Kimmel my goddamn self, you Jewish piece of living fucking shit. You have met your match, motherfucker!”

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the mayor has admitted to an " consensual, inappropriate messaging relationship" in the past with Athens 

https://www.outkick.com/abc-fox-reporter-threatens-to-kill-mayor-on-voicemail/

she also has been arrested for assault over an incident in the station parking lot, possibly on her fiance' who is the station manager

https://mustreadalaska.com/reporter-to-remain-jailed-on-assault-disorderly-conduct/  

 

 

 

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I bet she's a freak.  May cost you your penis though.

i bet she fucked like a non-covid-infected minx

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

i bet she fucked like a non-covid-infected minx

probably still does

The Jew thing is kinda just out there by itself, how does that fit into all this? She not like the circumcised look of the dick pic?

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8 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

So, maybe the engagement is off and she's single?

I know where she is on the crazy axis but not exactly sure where she is on the hot axis, 

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not this kind of out 

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18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I know where she is on the crazy axis but not exactly sure where she is on the hot axis, 

I'd say fun zone for sure if not for the 10 crazy. Still would though

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i think "Have a great friday, you motherfucker' is the best part of the message and I may steal that

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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

7 hot 8 crazy

just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? 

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? 

Yeah, if she's not 11 on the batshit scale, not sure who is.

Bet mayor sent reporter a dick pic way back when, then later she posted it to the kiddy site herself.

18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? 

My scale is probably off. Been around a lot of recovery bitches lately.

But 10 for me would be like shoot his dog and bring the body to work. 

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Forget it Ethan, it's Anchoragetown.  

I think statistically speaking, you have to risk the cray-cray and try to bone her.  Frontier Rules 'n shit. 

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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

WTF is, 

 

ABC-FOX?

 

 

Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel.  "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.  

Just now, gernblansten said:

Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel.  "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.  

I'll split proceeds on the novel with you 50/50.  Next 300 pages are on you.

I dated a girl once whose friend had a bad day and got stressed while sitting behind an old grandma at a stoplight and decided to try and push grandmas car into the middle of the intersection with hers.

What level would that be?

Oh and just to prove once and for all that all women are fucking crazy, when the girl I dated told me, her exact words were "we don''t talk about it though, it's not nice to talk about others that way."

Really?

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Maria Athens leaves maniacal voicemail for mayor Ethan Berkowitz and it is a doozy...  very NSFW

 

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the mayor has admitted to an " consensual, inappropriate messaging relationship" in the past with Athens 

https://www.outkick.com/abc-fox-reporter-threatens-to-kill-mayor-on-voicemail/

she also has been arrested for assault over an incident in the station parking lot, possibly on her fiance' who is the station manager

https://mustreadalaska.com/reporter-to-remain-jailed-on-assault-disorderly-conduct/  

 

 

 

Those are the eyes of a serial killer.

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

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"There is no Dana, only Zuul."

6 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Those are the eyes of a serial killer.

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

just out of curiosity, what would constitute a 10 crazy for you? 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, if she's not 11 on the batshit scale, not sure who is.

it was just a voicemail.  y’all don’t think women can get crazier than that?

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26 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Not hot enough 

Perhaps you missed the dude's wife.

 

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3 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Perhaps you missed the dude's wife.

 

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It warms my heart that stories like this can blow away the CR atmosphere and bring all of Surly together.

5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Perhaps you missed the dude's wife.

 

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That's an Alaska 8. 

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

it was just a voicemail.  y’all don’t think women can get crazier than that?

oh-my-sweet-summer-child-game-of-thrones

They must not be around hot women.

40 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's an Alaska 8. 

I fucked a black girl from Alaska. Should have gone and played the lottery after that one. 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I fucked the black girl from Alaska. Should have gone and played the lottery after that one. 

fify 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

7 hot 8 crazy

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

My scale is probably off. Been around a lot of recovery bitches lately.

But 10 for me would be like shoot his dog and bring the body to work. 

I absolutely think she's capable of that.  And more.  She's a solid 10 on the crazy axis.

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

it was just a voicemail.  y’all don’t think women can get crazier than that?

oh-my-sweet-summer-child-game-of-thrones

Nobody is saying the VM is maxed-out crazy.  We are using it as a tool to evaluate where she is on the scale.  

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I dated a girl once whose friend had a bad day and got stressed while sitting behind an old grandma at a stoplight and decided to try and push grandmas car into the middle of the intersection with hers.

What level would that be?

I broke up with one who wrote letters to both of my parents and stalked me at work for about 2 months. I'd say she was about a 7-8?
Hope this helps 

I've been with crazy women. I've been with sane women. 

Sex is so so so much better with crazy. Of course you pay for it at the end. But the lasting memories of nipple clamps, bondage gear, and doing any and everything anywhere always brings a smile to your face.

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

WTF is, 

 

ABC-FOX?

 

 

ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area. 

Where are you, Nome?

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