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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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That's kind of a giant head on what looks to be a fairly petite body. She's probably got an eating disorder on top of everything else. 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

27 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's kind of a giant head on what looks to be a fairly petite body. She's probably got an eating disorder on top of everything else. 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

cutter... slasher... poisoner....black widow ...

32 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

of penises

1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I broke up with one who wrote letters to both of my parents and stalked me at work for about 2 months. I'd say she was about 7-8?
Hope this helps 

Years old?  You sick bastard, have a seat over there...

Edited by SHOOTER12

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Goldang somebody left they old Chuckie doll wearin a red dress goldang knowmsayin.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Did that guy take a selfie of his own ass by holding the camera over his head?

She's a bleach job and a doctored Harvard degree away from replacing Kay-Lee Mac-Inanely at the WH, or getting her own show on Fox News.

Would.

Edited by BearSchlong

3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel.  "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.  

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I'll split proceeds on the novel with you 50/50.  Next 300 pages are on you.

Well, the outline to your story is already written:

https://www.anchoragepress.com/columnists/maria-athens-timeline-includes-kriners-diner-save-anchorage-facebook-group/article_eff2df62-0c3c-11eb-b3fe-f3cc079ccd93.html

It appears that ass to mouth gives one a dirty mouth in more ways than one.

Op pics made me think she was a 7.5 then the video of her did bring her down to a 4.9.  The masculine face and smoker voice creeps me out.  Also, what she got against the jews?

Edited by RollLeft

This chick is boiling a bunny somewhere as we speak.

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Uh, I'm frightened.

 

Fox News, eh?  

NYC desk, get ready for your new anchor.

Alaskan fishing guide once told me about the prospects of having an Alaskan girlfriend..."the odds are good, but the goods are odd."

1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

Don’t care, would still take her to pound town

With that sort of smooth talk, I bet the ladies are lining up

6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

With that sort of smooth talk, I bet the ladies are lining up

Typically they only line up to go to slam city

18 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Also, what she got against the jews?

Two possibilities:

1. The last name "Athens" is probably short for Athenioupapadoupoulos, ie she's ethnically Greek. When dealing with Greeks, all bad things come from the Turks. There was (maybe still is) a thriving Jewish community in Istanbul, so maybe it's an anybody who is not stabbing the Turk in the neck is my enemy thing, or

2. She's a batshit crazy prejudiced crazy asshole.

22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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Probably a very tan Eskimo? 

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area. 

Its Alaska. What is there, 2 channels? 

20 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Also, what she got against the jews?

Nevermind the Blacks and the Dentists...

22 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

just couldn't help yourself, could you?

No.  I'm done now, though. Not funny anymore, probably never was.

Just now, BearSchlong said:

No.  I'm done now, though. Not funny anymore, probably never was.

Its all good 

24 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

wheelhouse

 

I'd take the risk.

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.

Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

24 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.

Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

I’m assuming he meant “fuck her once and never, ever let her know where you live or work “; not date.

But perhaps he’s a masochist.

53 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

wheelhouse

 

I'd take the risk.

Avatar checks out

54 minutes ago, smuggs said:

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

The Catch of Ketchikan?

She puts the "no" in "Juneau"?

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

She's a reporter, so she may have some research skills to go with her craziness, so - hit it? Yes! But do it in a disguise. Something like a gorilla outfit, clown or a member of KISS.

She seems a bit cokey (?) in that news promo

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.
Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

Yeah, inset Ron White joke, “made it all the way to the crash site. The good new is, we beat the ambulance by 30 min”
On 10/13/2020 at 12:49 PM, Sbbruin said:

Uh, I'm frightened.

 

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul 

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul 

Oh Zuulie, you little nut. Now come on, let me talk to Dana. She's right over there on page 1. 

 

10 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

https://uproxx.com/viral/ethan-berkowitz-maria-athens-redhead-rae-anchorage-alaska-sexting/
 

An 18 year old OnlyFans model/escort has entered the picture. 

Crazier and crazier. And for you degenerates, the link to the redhead’s nsfw Twitter page is in the story linked by @UncleSonny .  

Here’s another good summary of the whole sordid tale from the Anchorage Daily News. It’s behind a paywall, but I clicked through it somehow. https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2020/10/14/how-a-tv-interview-spiraled-into-a-scandal-that-led-to-the-resignation-of-anchorages-mayor/

9 hours ago, General Specific said:


Wooof, those knees, would not bang!

You’re referring to the selfie taken by the middle-aged, grey-haired mayor? The one from the top, showing his backside. His knees are the reason?  Alrightythen. 

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