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Did my part in Minnesota to get the orange clown out of office. Let's fucking go.

Done.  Straight dem ticket.  I voted in Farmersville and I'm pretty damn sure I was the only one voting for Biden, there.  Wore one of my Harley shirts to make 'em think I'm one of them.  

Voted at the Shriner center this afternoon, less than 5 minute wait.

Hit up the ballot box today after sitting on the filled out ballots for several days. 3 straight Democrat ballots from my family. Fuck Trump. Fuck the Republicans.

Drove my friend to the polls yesterday just to make sure she voted.  She probably would have, but I was tired of waiting for her to get her shit together.  Called her up said I was on my way over and said we're going voting.

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Drove my friend to the polls yesterday just to make sure she voted.  She probably would have, but I was tired of waiting for her to get her shit together.  Called her up said I was on my way over and said we're going voting.

did she blow you afterwards? because she should have.

That's like a reverse Cosby mind-trick.

"Get in woman...we're going voting!"

"You mean like you're gonna get me on a TV show?  Or a movie?  Or get me into a new Lexus car lease?  Or take me to Tahiti?  Or get my kids into that great private school?"

"Nope, I'm taking you to the American Legion.  You gonna vote Biden, sanitize your hands, keep the finger condom, get back in the car, and blow me."  

"Yeah okay, that sounds alright.  Can we at least have Arby's afterwards?"  

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That's like a reverse Cosby mind-trick.

"Get in woman...we're going voting!"

"You mean like you're gonna get me on a TV show?  Or a movie?  Or get me into a new Lexus car lease?  Or take me to Tahiti?  Or get my kids into that great private school?"

"Nope, I'm taking you to the American Legion.  You gonna vote Biden, sanitize your hands, keep the finger condom, get back in the car, and blow me."  

"Yeah okay, that sounds alright.  Can we at least have Arby's afterwards?"  

I don’t know...... I haven’t seen a pic, but I’m getting strong WNB vibes.

On 10/16/2020 at 8:45 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

For your I voted stickers. Just check dates. 

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Ha, my weed dealer is giving $10 off orders submitted with a photo of an "I voted" sticker.  

22 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Ha, my weed dealer is giving $10 off orders submitted with a photo of an "I voted" sticker.  

Far out, man. 

We voted today. 3 votes for Biden in Texas. Democratic down ballot if there was a choice, blank if R only save one local race where we know the candidate and he's unopposed.

No wait at all when we went but the line stretched outside by the time we were finished. The ballot had a lot of local city/county races plus school board this go round.

58 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

We voted today. 3 votes for Biden in Texas. Democratic down ballot if there was a choice, blank if R only save one local race where we know the candidate and he's unopposed.

No wait at all when we went but the line stretched outside by the time we were finished. The ballot had a lot of local city/county races plus school board this go round.

Like you. Wife and I voted last Monday. Got there at 7:40, doors opened at 8 and out by 8:15. Voted all Dems. Had about 7 unopposed Republicans and did not vote for them. I seriously doubt I’ll ever vote for another Republican. To throw so much shit at Obama for petty little stuff and then to allow this ignorant lazy crook and his family to get away with what he’s done, and still doing, is unforgivable. 

Voted on Friday and finished my poll worker training on Saturday. Coming soon to a polling location near you.

I voted about 30 minutes ago. I will never cast a vote the rest of my life that will be more satisfying than the one I submitted today. I stood in line behind about 150 or so people, but the line moved fast so it only took about 35 minutes to get inside and out of the rain. 

Voted! Didn't vote in 2016 but pulled ye olde lever for democracy this year.

I'm in line now. I've spent the past four yearswaiting for this moment. This is going to be a cathartic experience.

 

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Just now, immamac said:

Don't climax until you pull the lever.

I'm trying to go tantric on this bitch.

white, a little rotund, no mask, bald, dad style asics. we know what's happening here. do your country a solid and take that guy out before he votes.  

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Straight Democrats Homey

What kinda fancy ass 1% I Voted sticker is that, Richie Rich?

Bigger question is why he's either barefoot or doesn't buy sandals that fit his feet properly.

11 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

What kinda fancy ass 1% I Voted sticker is that, Richie Rich?

Gotta pay extra for all those multiple votes i cast for Biden.

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Bigger question is why he's either barefoot or doesn't buy sandals that fit his feet properly.

No, just black flip flops. They are blending into the asphalt. They are probably a size too big actually.

Okay, that checks out. You have escaped internet justice this time.

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2 minutes ago, G650 said:

Gotta pay extra for all those multiple votes i cast for Biden.

No, just black flip flops. They are blending into the asphalt. They are probably a size too big actually.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed the barefeet. It's colder than fuck outside haha

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Okay, that checks out. You have escaped internet justice this time.

It will catch up with me at some point I'm sure

Voted mid-morning on Friday at South Austin Rec Center.  In and out in 20 minutes.  Maybe 5 in front of me and 15 behind when leaving.  Straight D for me and, from the looks of it and if I was guessing, for most if not all of the folks there.  I was surprised at how good it felt and how emotional it was for me to vote against that sack of shit and all of his R enablers / hangers on.  In past I might have voted for an R or two down ballot (judges I practice in front of etc) but not this time or ever again.  If you have that R (and maybe even more so if you acknowledge that he's a POS in private but are too scared to drop the R) you're dead to me.  

Just now, Gale Snoats said:

I was surprised at how good it felt and how emotional it was for me to vote against that sack of shit and all of his R enablers / hangers on.

Agreed.

Just voted. In and out in under 10 minutes. Voted for every Democrat on the ballot. The party of the Trump needs to be destroyed thoroughly. 

Make no mistake, it's not revenge I'm after on November 3rd. It's a reckoning. 

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Just voted. Went to the American Airlines Center(since it's about a mile from my office) and was in and out in 5 minutes. 

7 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

2 Trump votes in Ohio done. My GF and I went together. Felt pretty good being a racist piece of shit, standing on America's neck. 

fify

55 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

My daughter also made this pumpkin which gave me warm fuzzies I'm doing something right. 2 boys don't give 2 shits about politics but at 12 she is very into it. 

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So on Saturday will kids be saying "Trump or treat!"? Also, don't be surprised if one of them(or their parent) smashes that pumpkin. 

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We have no yard signs and our pumpkin has eyes and a mouth carved into it because I'm not a weirdo. That's awesome though. Trump pumpkin. Trumpkin. [emoji106]

2 hours ago, tjhooker said:

My daughter also made this pumpkin which gave me warm fuzzies I'm doing something right. 2 boys don't give 2 shits about politics but at 12 she is very into it. 

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Props to your kids.  There's a Biden-Harris pumpkin on the street next to mine.  I can't tell if it's meant to be scary or if it's just a clever alternative to a yard sign.  Halloween really has me thinking of what a strange little bubble my neighborhood is.  We're this fairly libertarian/Anti-Trump island (based on yard signs and conversations on down-ballot races/props), but surrounded by a surrounded by a quietly pro-Trump/Chamber-of-Commerce GOP swatch of Austin, then surrounded by the typical hippie South Austin, then the larger CenTex region which I would contend is more moderate than most people realize.  Then of course, in the middle of maybe-red, maybe-purple, maybe-blue Lone Star State.  

I'm putting my "I voted" sticker back on Halloween.  It's my costume.  I'm going as someone who's insane enough to believe the people are deciding the election this year. 

And nothing is scarier than a drunken insane Lobo on the night of a full moon .  

In and out in about four minutes, voting is so fucking easy. 

20 hours ago, G650 said:

Gotta pay extra for all those multiple votes i cast for Biden.

No, just black flip flops. They are blending into the asphalt. They are probably a size too big actually.

That is what it looks like to me as well. You can see the sandals fairly clearly!

It wouldn't surprise me if it triggers an unhinged frustrated liberal as it has done here. 
Much more likely to trigger an ashamed conservative.

Went to El Rancho to pick up some stuff for caldo de res later and stopped and voted down the street. Took about 10 minutes, they did not have any stickers though. 

 

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Who let this clown back on this website.

10 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Highly doubtful as the ratio vs unhinged frustrated liberals is astronomical. 

Give it six days.

Just cast my straight D at the holiday inn by the acc highland campus. Felt so good I had a celebration shot at the hotel bar before leaving.

No line but a noticeable number of state trooper vehicles there. Didn't see any actual officers though.

The right is getting better at humor and the left is terrified!

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Just cast my straight D at the holiday inn by the acc highland campus. Felt so good I had a celebration shot at the hotel bar before leaving.

Hell yeah! They should serve liquor at every polling place. (Might want to limit it to a double just to be safe)

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