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Should have used a [SERIOUS] tag.

Prison.  In Thailand.

or in a pit in Derka’s basement 

Edited by Call

He doesn't have his stellar rep to hide behind so it neutered him. 

4 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Yesterday I saw a guy driving a 'Vette, thought of Rocko

Yesterday, I saw an old piece of leftover cheesecake in the fridge at work. Thought of Rocko.

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

He doesn't have his stellar rep to hide behind so it neutered him. 

He never had stellar rep. 

all that hates gonna burn you up, surly. 

On 4/20/2018 at 2:00 PM, futureman said:

rocko is my brother.

Is he heavy though?

On 4/20/2018 at 7:25 PM, LongestHorn said:

that tag, tho

You can't return it if it's cut off.

On 4/21/2018 at 5:49 PM, Rocko said:

all that hates gonna burn you up, surly. 

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

Edited by Goo Punch

28 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

how do we know you’re not rocko posing as derka?  how do we know anything?

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him

1. Log into your old Shaggy account.

2. Write Shaggy Rocko a rep message, which only he can see.

3. Let Surly Rocko post a screenshot of said Shaggy rep message here.

Strange, you can’t rep Rocko over there. Doesn’t look like you can pm him or leave a visitor message either. 

5 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Strange, you can’t rep Rocko over there. Doesn’t look like you can pm him or leave a visitor message either. 

Which supports the theory that Rocko was just some sort of AI, content-generating algorithm. 

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Which supports the theory that Rocko was just some sort of AI, content-generating algorithm. 

Makes more sense than him being an actual sentient being.

Or... Surly Rocko = Kevin Morgan.

And Cheesecake Factory is just a front for Eskimo Hut.

14 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

I’m pretty sure it’s fake. He’s probably created a new handle and will be incognito. 

I’m also not certain that Rocko20 as we knew him on Shag ever really existed as we thought. I think there’s a possibility it was a massive troll job because nobody is as dumb as that. 

13 hours ago, futureman said:

how do we know you’re not rocko posing as derka Goo Punch?  how do we know anything?

fifu.

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m pretty sure it’s fake. He’s probably created a new handle and will be incognito. 

I’m also not certain that Rocko20 as we knew him on Shag ever really existed as we thought. I think there’s a possibility it was a massive troll job because nobody is as dumb as that. 

The greatest trick that Rocko ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

The greatest trick that Rocko ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.


Also almost benching 220 lbs 10 times.

What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?

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Maybe this new, potentially fraudulent Rocko can post a pay-stub and we can compare it to the one the real Rocko previously posted.  

On 4/22/2018 at 12:55 AM, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

Negged by Talilleur17 for this post, so I’ll assume he’s behind the Rocko sock. That or he really really likes Rocko, both equally embarrassing.

Edited by Goo Punch

On 4/20/2018 at 9:00 PM, futureman said:

rocko is my brother.

he aint heavy

On 4/22/2018 at 2:25 AM, Netzer said:

1. Log into your old Shaggy account.

2. Write Shaggy Rocko a rep message, which only he can see.

3. Let Surly Rocko post a screenshot of said Shaggy rep message here.

Ha Ha, I just logged in over there to check it out, and the formatting has been nuked  I checked on the users "online" and there was 1...me.  Kevin ball gargler seems like he's doing great.

On 4/27/2018 at 7:27 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Ha Ha, I just logged in over there to check it out, and the formatting has been nuked  I checked on the users "online" and there was 1...me.  Kevin ball gargler seems like he's doing great.

Negged.

if nothing else scattytexas seems to be generating copious ad revenue post handover.  

On 4/27/2018 at 3:14 AM, Goo Punch said:

Negged by Talilleur17 for this post, so I’ll assume he’s behind the Rocko sock. That or he really really likes Rocko, both equally embarrassing.

Negged

On 4/26/2018 at 10:51 AM, Paco said:

What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?

Meh, he was fine. He had approaching 100K posts. He can't live without forums, wonder where he went. 

I named my dog Rocko. Little shit took a dump on my rug.

I am sure he is here,  just under a new name. He can't help himself.

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