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49 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

If he doesn't win, they cheated.

And there's your answer.  Florida and Georgia 100% cheat in elections.

46 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

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I confess that 2020 has totally given me PTSD and I don't trust anything. Everything I read tells me it's going to be a blowout, but I can't go there, because 2020. I would love to be completely wrong, and Biden wins in a cakewalk, but I'll take whatever win we can get. 

Normally I agree but I think that with the Cubs winning in 2016 then the universe needed to balance out. Now 2020 has been such a godawful terrible fucked up disgusting year that we need a greater rebalance, which hopefully means Biden winning in a blowout should happen. 

I will do mine closer to election day. Too soon.

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

I will do mine three months after election day. Too soon.

FIF the likely timeline.

Biden 290

Trump 248

Biden wins all the 2016 Hillary states AND picks up these four 2016 Trump states AZ, PA, MI, WI

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The history section of the 270towin site is really a time blackhole.  I just spent an hour looking over 1960 to 2016.

 

I did know it vaguely, but wouldn't have sworn it under oath that Minnesota hasn't voted R since 72.  I guess the Lutherans are still holding a grudge over Nixon.

This is where I am at.  Probably too close for comfort for some, but Biden wouldn't need OH or FL.  

 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Way too much kool aid in this thread with you motherfuckers. 

Ok, how about this?
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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Way too much kool aid in this thread with you motherfuckers. 

Not Kool aid for me. I just think Biden has the edge when it comes to non-voters from 2016, which it seems like there will be a fuckton of. But we shall see. For the record, I think a lot of states will be very close - I just think Biden edges in almost all of them. So call it an electoral landslide, somewhat close popular vote.

How'd I do?

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12 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

How'd I do?

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You forgot AK and HI.

After 2016 I'm not sure what to expect. Given the way everything else has gone in 2020, I expect it to be agonizingly close.

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43 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

After 2016 I'm not sure what to expect. Given the way everything else has gone in 2020, I expect it to be agonizingly close.

7WyBy

This will lead to lawsuits in about 6 states, any one of which would change the winner.  Less than ideal. 

4 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I’ve had this map for a month or so now.  
 

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This actually feels pretty close to me. Except florida. They will fuck it up, but that would still be ok in this scenario. 

12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Alright, let's do this. Create your map. Make them all dark blue/red (aka "safe") colors. Go to https://www.270towin.com/  Once completed, go to embed your map and copy/paste the URL on to here. 

 

Here's mine. 

 

 

 

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You ducking blew it on Montana broseph- that ain’t happening. You’ve got Ohio and Iowa going different directions- I also don’t believe that happens- whoever wins one wins the other I predict. But I have no idea which way that will be. Fun to my head I say give both to Trump. 
we’ve got the other 48 states in agreement though. 

11 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Go big or go home in 2020!

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Plausible. I call that unlikely and I call that the reverse 88- that’s the last time someone got to 400 electoral votes, right?  That’s what an 11 point Biden victory looks like I think. 

Plausible. I call that unlikely and I call that the reverse 88- that’s the last time someone got to 400 electoral votes, right?  That’s what an 11 point Biden victory looks like I think. 
That's why I called it a "go big or go home". The only true outlier is Texas and maybe Iowa as we sit today.

I'm saying we are going big blue wave.
9 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

That's why I called it a "go big or go home". The only true outlier is Texas and maybe Iowa as we sit today.

I'm saying we are going big blue wave.

Yeah- that’s why I said plausible but unlikely. That result is way more in play than a Trump win. 

The engine is picking up steam. To keep it respectable, trump and the gop need a low voter turnout. They are trying to prevent it but they’re running out of options. I was unsure of where to place Iowa. 
 

Dd2lk

The best I could do to capture our country at the moment is a nice long pencil dick with big ol blue balls

 

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12 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

The best I could do to capture our country at the moment is a nice long pencil dick with big ol blue balls

 

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This is absurdist theater, sir. Just fucking absurdity. 

Maine is going to split their EC vote, so it's at least partially blue. You should be ashamed of yourself. 

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This is roughly a Biden +7 map.  I have no idea if that's accurate. 

The tipping point seems to be Biden +4.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone with Georgia and Florida blue is just kidding themselves.

 

I also have ohio blue. So, I guess I'm really kidding myself.

This is going to be a historic ass whipping. Curb stomp level. 91 Cotton bowl, except this time the good guys win.

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone with Georgia and Florida blue is just kidding themselves.

The dems have a decent shot in Florida this year. Quit acting like it’s solid republican.

43 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

The dems have a decent shot in Florida this year. Quit acting like it’s solid republican.

Decent, sure.  I have no faith in Florida to do anything right.

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

The dems have a decent shot in Florida this year. Quit acting like it’s solid republican.

It was solidly Republican right up until Trump told the olds to die for the economy.

On 10/14/2020 at 12:54 PM, babysdaddy said:

this result would be a disaster for the country.  Too close.  It needs to be a whipping otherwise it is going to be a shit show although on brand for 2020

It would also be the last Nebraska ever split their EV. (I suspect it will be regardless.) 

It was solidly Republican right up until Trump told the olds to die for the economy.
This. Biden hasn't not had a consistent lead since Covid started. Lot of wealthy olds in Florida who don't like being told that they can't see their grandkids or get on a charter jet to the Beau Rivage. Dead horse but FL is more solid than WI and even MI at this point.

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10 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The engine is picking up steam. To keep it respectable, trump and the gop need a low voter turnout. They are trying to prevent it but they’re running out of options. I was unsure of where to place Iowa. 
 

Dd2lk

Since I am apparently unable to figure out how to post my map this is my map except Iowa goes to Biden.

The best I could do to capture our country at the moment is a nice long pencil dick with big ol blue balls
 
POPd7

Ohio blue and ‘Zona red????

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My map. I just don’t fucking trust the rust belt. Or the south. And fuck Florida to hell...but hell wouldn’t have it.

 

 

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3rd_party_270_30px.png Click the map to create your own at 270toWin.com

14 hours ago, BradInATX said:
19 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:
It was solidly Republican right up until Trump told the olds to die for the economy.

This. Biden hasn't not had a consistent lead since Covid started. Lot of wealthy olds in Florida who don't like being told that they can't see their grandkids or get on a charter jet to the Beau Rivage. Dead horse but FL is more solid than WI and even MI at this point.

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JLawOk.gif as well. I can make a pretty compelling argument that the person telling the wealthy olds to stay home and avoid their kids are all democratic commonists who hate your freedom. The Villages community in Florida would be a pretty outspoken example of rich olds aligning with what I said above as well, and that's a big sample size.

I hope to fuck you're right, but I suspect calling Florida a Biden lock is....GRHorn level sof wrong. 

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JLawOk.gif as well. I can make a pretty compelling argument that the person telling the wealthy olds to stay home and avoid their kids are all democratic commonists who hate your freedom. The Villages community in Florida would be a pretty outspoken example of rich olds aligning with what I said above as well, and that's a big sample size.

I hope to fuck you're right, but I suspect calling Florida a Biden lock is....GRHorn level sof wrong. 

I'm not saying it's a lock at all. There will be cheating. I'm saying it's more likely for Biden than WI. There is a timeline where Biden wins without WI but with FL.

 

Some of us just want to see the world burn (and yes, this is a feasible scenario - just highly unlikely):

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Some of us just want to see the world burn (and yes, this is a feasible scenario - just highly unlikely):

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this kills the @Brisketexan

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  And it's absolutely a viable scenario.  Sigh.

Biden winning Texas is viable?

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