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Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

He's in charge of the piss chart. 

He's in charge of fucking up our Saturdays.

ETA He's also in charge of wasting talent.

Edited by Scheiss Meister

he can't even shop for fucking groceries

that actually made me nervous right after he was hired

I mean even Nick Saban can probably get to the store and find enough shit to make a decent sandwich or some burgers

toms cart looked like a fucking 9yo was sent to the store

He is in charge of keeping recruiting for 2021 in the top 10....errrr i mean top 60. But that's months away, and he will do his best to screw that up as well.

Grass eater got fired after game 4, it didn't seem to hurt lsu. I'm looking at you cdc.

He's rolled out the following slogans recently to start the season:

"1-0" (he actually used this two years in a row. We lost to Maryland both times.)

"We Are One" (spoiler alert, we aren't)

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

Carrying the bag of dicks for Lincoln?

Towel boy for Gary?

Character witness for Gundy being a man?

I’ll see myself out.

Herman is the Mr. Fancypants of college coaches.

 

 

3 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team.
Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The
players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The
coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this
mess of that much I'm certain.

So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of?

Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else? 

I mean I get the idea but if we had a roster full of Sam Ehlingers we'd be 0-4, giving up 70 points per game, and scoring maybe 7 per game. Maybe. All against UTEP.

Tom is in charge of licking the cream pie out if Michelle that the pool boy leaves in there daily 

Give him some credit, Herman is in charge of recycled cliches, trite sayings, and chugging free water at pressers.  

Edited by Mossyhorn

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

5 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

Take this shit to CR you fucking wanker.

are we sure he's not talking about Mack with the orange wedges? 

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Tom is in charge of offensive meddling and enriching his friends and former colleagues.

Supplying Lincoln Riley AND Bob Stoops with bags of dicks, along lube before each RRS...(hint, it's never used)

On 10/14/2020 at 7:40 PM, Spankytoes said:

The amount of chicken Chipotle considers a serving.

when-the-chipotle-worker-only-give-you-o

On 10/16/2020 at 2:07 AM, Wanker Bob said:

Next to the orange thief in the pale house no one steals money like Tom Herman. 

Took me a few seconds to even figure out what the fuck you were talking about. Keep the political shit on the correct board, fucking douche. 

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