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In this time of great unrest, my friend asked me to see if anyone had middle finger girl's instagram

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3 hours ago, freyguy said:

Middle finger girl....

 

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long...

Cake. Always bringing the strong lyrics...

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Didn't see my favorite

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58 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

I feel like Im remembering some stacked UT chick at a basketball game maybe 10 or more years ago that got on camera and was semi internet famous for a minute. Anybody remember this?

Kansas home game I believe 

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

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Stupid phone. Or stupid user of phone

You can say that again.

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I feel like Im remembering some stacked UT chick at a basketball game maybe 10 or more years ago that got on camera and was semi internet famous for a minute. Anybody remember this?
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The problem is ... for this person born in 1958 ... your desires and urges remain the same. But, the women keep getting younger and younger every year.

And then you find yourself in the Creeper Zone.

Blue hair and wrinkles boys ... blue hair and wrinkles. (sigh)

18 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

The problem is ... for this person born in 1958 ... your desires and urges remain the same. But, the women keep getting younger and younger every year.

And then you find yourself in the Creeper Zone.

Blue hair and wrinkles boys ... blue hair and wrinkles. (sigh)

The older you get the more you need to squeeze every drop of joy out of life you can. And by squeeze I mean boobs.

7 hours ago, D_Goose said:

Didn't see my favorite

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Ohio State = Disqualified

Next thing you know, people will be posting sooner and aggy chicks/sheep.

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

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100% guarantee she is in the Danger Zone.  Hell, her name is probably Tiffany and she's probably a hairdresser.

11 hours ago, ajax said:

Look at her mouth. She's saying "oh my gosh". Also, the cross.

To be honest, I particularly liked what she was saying “Oh my god” about.  I was in the stands as well.

There can be only one.....the amazing Jenn Sterger.  

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45 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

There can be only one.....the amazing Jenn Sterger.  

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She got a nice little SI job out of this, and a picture of Brett Favre's dick.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

She got a nice little SI job out of this, and a picture of Brett Favre's dick.

And a spread in Playboy.....

34 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

My LinkedIn invitation awaits her. 

Hey shoot me a pm - I think you're going about this the wrong way but I don't want to put you on the spot in front of everyone else.

13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh my god girl was definitely my favorite

 

 

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13 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I believe Oh My God girl was the hottest but also found to be most likely to be a cold fish in bed based on her social media at the time that seemed to indicate she was rather pious. 

 

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I like all her accessories. She seems kind of fun and kooky. Like you could go on a camping trip with her and just fuck her brains out for a week while neither of you shower.

 

11 hours ago, dcar00 said:

is that a WWTSD band?

The cross and WWJD wristband, she probably also took an abstinence pledge, meaning only bjs and anal.

 

To be honest, I particularly liked what she was saying “Oh my god” about.  I was in the stands as well.
2010 UCLA right? The beginning of the end tbh.
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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

There can be only one.....the amazing Jenn Sterger.  

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Way overrated.

10 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Didn't see my favorite. Chica with the shade on her dome.

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So what is that guys body count up to now?

2 minutes ago, ABSR said:

So what is that guys body count up to now?

We call this capturing the moment the drugs have kicked in.  Dude's off in another universe....

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Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

14 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

Yep.  100%.

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Sterger is Florida garbage and our Jewish princess is too good to be associated with her. 

Does the LSU basketball fan with the dark, curly hair count for this subject? Can't find the video, but she's my favorite.

6 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Does the LSU basketball fan with the dark, curly hair count for this subject? Can't find the video, but she's my favorite.

Most likely in prison

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

Even hotter

 

2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:
4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
To be honest, I particularly liked what she was saying “Oh my god” about.  I was in the stands as well.

2010 UCLA right? The beginning of the end tbh.

Indeed.  Y'all were very gracious hosts.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

I definitely agree that the "amateur" caught on camera is a more compelling hottie, but Sterger is not overrated, don't care about fake tits or attention whoring, she's smoking. I have no idea how she's aged though, haven't seen her since she was a Jets sideline girl.

1 hour ago, Roofle said:

 

I don't know man, there's some ghettoness that isn't quite doing it for me. Cute for sure, up there for sure, but the others on here are far superior, especially the ISU cheerleader chick.

13 hours ago, D_Goose said:

Didn't see my favorite

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That's exactly the look my wife gives me when I go to HEB and forget to buy the thing she asked me to buy.

16 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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It doesn't get much hotter than this.  The move from sweet innocent daddy's girl to drain-your-nuts and then back happens in record time in this gif.

Iowa State red head is the GOAT.  But I do appreciate the UT "oh my gosh" girl and the "fuck!" girl

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2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Jenn Sterger doesn't count because she got her tits done, put on some slutty rags, and put herself in front of the camera every game to try and be famous. She's the Tim Tebow of hot stand girls. 

The best chicks are the ones who never intended to be on camera at all but won our hearts anyways. 

Still wouldn't kick her out of my basement

3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Still wouldn't kick her out of my basement

I might even let her use the upstairs bathroom.

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6 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Still wouldn't kick her out of my basement

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I'll make it my mission to keep this thread above the Eyes of Texas shittastic crapfest of a thread.....

I agree this thread should not die. I wish we had more to offer. The best I can recall are the Bobik sisters from a million years ago. They were kinda cute.

Hooray For Everything!!!: January 2008

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36 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I agree this thread should not die. I wish we had more to offer. The best I can recall are the Bobik sisters from a million years ago. They were kinda cute.

Hooray For Everything!!!: January 2008

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That's from way before Karen was a thing. They were mormon, so we called them sister wives.

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That's from way before Karen was a thing. They were mormon, so we called them sister wives.

I would do both of them, together or one on one. 

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