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In this time of great unrest, my friend asked me to see if anyone had middle finger girl's instagram

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For me it's this one. Her and the ISU redhead.
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Initial look- playing with her butthole, she told you no!
Smile after: buttplay actually feels good to her and get the lube ready!
2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Third generation Longhorns Family... We call it "The OU Game"

Weird. I call it the “my liver is definitely falling out this time” game. 

2 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


Initial look- playing with her butthole, she told you no!
Smile after: buttplay actually feels good to her and get the lube ready!

"Nooooooo! [Giggling]"-  you slipped out and put it back but in the wrong hole she wanted. 

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Our program has gone from these reactions 

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to these reactions by our female longhorn fans


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It has been a shitty decade of football

 

I see in the graphic we were getting our asses kicked.  17-0 at the time.  Wonder how that game turned out.
(Stassen Head to Head says we lost 24-0 in 2005)
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I hear what you are saying and i now get what she meant, BUT she just said "OU" and not the "OU game"...


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23 hours ago, Anastasis said:

LSU chick wins that fight going away. 

That bitch is Cajun as hell. She's fought coons bigger than that UNLV cupcake. 

10 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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It was 2015. On Halloween iirc. One of the worst Charlie losses to sit through.

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On 10/15/2020 at 9:10 PM, Anastasis said:

LSU chick wins that fight going away. 

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3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

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And that's probably while still sober... 

On 10/14/2020 at 7:27 PM, JMFP said:

 

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I am not a big fan of the Fred Flinstone shirt

On 10/15/2020 at 10:52 PM, Davis Lane said:

You can go with this ^^^^

Or you can go with that >>> lacey-texas_05221.jpg

irby's reward

This chick just had a clip on Gameday.

David Pollack, “We’ve got the number one team in the country is what she just said.”

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On 10/15/2020 at 12:29 PM, Horn of Gabriel said:

That's exactly the look my wife gives me when I go to HEB and forget to buy the thing she asked me to buy.

When it's open.

On 10/14/2020 at 8:34 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

Relatively unknown but I think worthy of reminding everyone is Utah State girl.

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Is the girl in the white hat saying fuck, fuck, fuck?

26 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

This chick just had a clip on Gameday.

David Pollack, “We’ve got the number one team in the country is what she just said.”

Stole Dandy Don's quote.

45 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Is the girl in the white hat saying fuckfi, fuck, fuck?

fight fight fight

brunette next to blond has brethren boxface.  it's a similar phenomenon to east texas boxface.

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fight fight fight

brunette next to blond has brethren boxface.  it's a similar phenomenon to east texas boxface.

Looks like Boyd Crowder.

This thread reminds me that back when the daughter was a sophomore the camera crew zoomed in on her before a commercial break and she shot dual hook 'em signs.  Was a bit of a shock watching from home.  No pics, sorry.

On 10/15/2020 at 7:31 AM, Sbbruin said:

To be honest, I particularly liked what she was saying “Oh my god” about.  I was in the stands as well.

Shutup. 😠

23 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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2015, not 2005.  

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

This thread reminds me that back when the daughter was a sophomore the camera crew zoomed in on her before a commercial break and she shot dual hook 'em signs.  Was a bit of a shock watching from home.  No pics, sorry.

She got an instagram? 

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:


Yep

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On 10/15/2020 at 2:51 PM, BlueGreySky said:

Iowa State red head is the GOAT.  But I do appreciate the UT "oh my gosh" girl and the "fuck!" girl

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that one is the best. She really cares.

13 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


Yep

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No instagram links but I will reveal that the game was the 2013 Ole Miss game.

 

She knows several surly posters including blacklab.

12 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

She knows several surly posters including blacklab.

Poor girl 

Husker? I barely know her...

but I would. 

Just now, Davis Lane said:

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I took your link and made it much less time to tits.

8 minutes ago, zork said:

I took your link and made it much less time to tits.

Good man.

4 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Wait for it....

 

got ya fam

 

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On 10/15/2020 at 8:35 PM, Blotto said:

And the female sports fan GOAT gif

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Huh. She's a fan of a school that plays college football? 

Who knew. 

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