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Holy shit he looks terrible. Just ghastly.

Eli Valley's portrayal isn't far enough:

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  • Beantown Express 2.0
    Beantown Express 2.0

    I think we should use Donald Trump as the litmus test for allowing people to vote in this country.  As future generations turn 18 we should make them watch video of this guy answering questions and th

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    Bama Chick, I've been posting with some of these fucksticks since 1998 on various UT message boards so just know that this bit of advice comes from a fucking loon. I just ignore most of their stupid h

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God Trump is so fucking shitty 

4 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:
People won't watch Biden because it's too calm and rational. The morons want the reality show. 

Moron here. I fucking hate Trump but I love a train wreck.

Stream Biden, you bitch! You need Jesus.

Stream Biden, you bitch! You need Jesus.
I have another tv on with Biden's town hall.
20 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Yeah, I think she's getting paid by the nod.

My thought when I saw a clip of his white supremacy answer. And she’s a person of color? Clear plant.

I switched to Biden, who is doing fantastic in terms of his response regarding crime/defund, etc.  If there truly are people who are going to watch both of these, he's going to bump his polling up tomorrow. 

Jesus—just switching over to Biden is so fucking calming.


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Joe just said you should shoot perps in the leg instead of killing them. 

Little things like that will improve our policing.

18 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Don't watch this fucker! He is looking for his ratings to be high. At the very least, stream Joe while watching this fuck to even it out. I am streaming Joe and watching him on TV. Fuck Cheeto where it hurts him.....ratings!

There’s not a fair way to compare them anyway.

Biden only gets ABC.  Trumpski gets NBC, MSNBC, and CNBC.

Trumps demeanor is so abrasive it doesn’t matter what he’s talking about...... he just comes across as an asshole.

2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Joe just said you should shoot perps in the leg instead of killing them. 

Little things like that will improve our policing.

Haha, we'll take that as you advocating everyone get shot in the head.

“Underlevered”

2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

There’s not a fair way to compare them anyway.

Biden only gets ABC.  Trumpski gets NBC, MSNBC, and CNBC.

I think if you stream, it counts as another viewer so do that. Stream Joe and laugh at Trump on your cable or whatever.

Nice bobble head over his left shoulder

Today should ring in the death knell of debates.  Debates should be one hour interviews, taped in the afternoon and then played in the evening (30 minutes A, 30 minutes B, 30 minutes A, 30 minutes B).

9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:
11 minutes ago, mdmost said:
People won't watch Biden because it's too calm and rational. The morons want the reality show. 

I mean aren't we all watching Trump here?

I'm watching some old Alec Guinness film on TCM.

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Completely and uncomfortably dodged the fact that he paid $750 in taxes during his election year, but his beautiful properties are levered.

“Levered”—he said it three times. The dumb motherfucker doesn’t know the word “leveraged.”


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Came here to also post “underlevered.” He doesn’t even know the word he is looking for is under leveraged. 

He just repeats the same phrases over and over again. Empty phrases with no meaning. 

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Bottom 9 Astros up, tie game

*ducks*

Correa just went yard.  Game over!

Bottom 9 Astros up, tie game
*ducks*
Showrea with the walkoff
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1 minute ago, RPM said:

I'm watching some old Alec Guinness film on TCM.

Star Wars?

I wish an interviewer would keep saying “you already said that” over and over again to him 

Switch over to Biden and he crushes answering a question about the politicization of the Supreme Court and the effects on lgbq and healthcare. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Switch over to Biden and he crushes answering a question about the politicization of the Supreme Court and the effects on lgbq and healthcare. 

 But is he levered?

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Star Wars?

Tunes of Glory

Biden is looking up as hes speaking. Like he’s trying to remember facts and thoughts. Which means tomorrow we’ll be seeing tweets talking about a teleprompter being in the rafters. 

I like how the healthcare question was "um, so what's it gonna be?" and his answer was "it's gonna be great!".

"Ok Mr. President, but specifically, what is the plan?"

"It's gonna be great!"

11 minutes ago, gmr548 said:
13 minutes ago, mdmost said:
People won't watch Biden because it's too calm and rational. The morons want the reality show. 

I mean aren't we all watching Trump here?

I’m watching cartoon monster trucks with my son. The last debate was the last time I heard Trump speak for more than 10 seconds. I heard about 5 minutes of him and spent the next several days mourning the demise of so many great institutions in our country. I have no intention of hearing another word he speaks unless it’s at his sentencing. I just want him to go away.

His properties are beautiful AND well located.

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Bottom 9 Astros up, tie game

*ducks*

Taking credit for the win

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Now he’s talking about how Senators were so mean to Justice Cavenaugh. What the fuck?

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He just repeats the same phrases over and over again. Empty phrases with no meaning. 

Like his rallies. Is it live or Memorex? 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Came here to also post “underlevered.” He doesn’t even know the word he is looking for is under leveraged. 

This dumb motherfucker is such a lazy con man. He’s been pretending to be a savvy business tycoon for 4 decades, and never even bothered to learn basic business terms. 

18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:
20 minutes ago, mdmost said:
People won't watch Biden because it's too calm and rational. The morons want the reality show. 

I mean aren't we all watching Trump here?

I’m not watching either one. Just stopped by to check if there was anything interesting.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Now he’s talking about how Senators were so mean to Justice Cavenaugh. What the fuck?

Haha haha - and he even misspelled Kavanaugh!!!!

Wait...

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He basically said he wants Barrett to overturn Roe v. Wade, “but I never told her that!”

Biden just told a story about something Mitch McConnell did that was nice.  Really going for the decency vote.

Bold strategy.

I think that lady needs thicker glasses.

She’s leaning Biden but eye fucking the president?

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Who the hell is this nutty bitch so smitten with Trump’s smile?

The question askers are mentally handicapped 

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

I think that lady needs thicker glasses.

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Biden doing pretty solid. And by that I mean sounds like a competent adult human.

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