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Holy shit, he just said if he lost he might not have been a good candidate as he’d hoped. When has trump blamed himself for anything? Taken any responsibility? It’s an honest question. Fuck man, go Biden. 
 

Hes pistol whipping this question like the rey liotta in goofellas as well. 

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7 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

My wife and I are actually crying about the the transgender question.  It was lovely. I just want to have two weeks where the President isn’t pouring gasoline on everything. 

We turned over during the middle of that answer.  The wife said “Wow, murdered that.”

Just now, SizzleChest said:

His suit looked like it was an off the rack ladies suit from Missterious.

 

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One thing I learned from Donald Trump tonight is that the reason the Longhorns offensive line has not been performing well this year is because they aren’t properly levered against the defensive linemen.

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Biden has pretty much crushed every question I’ve seen 

Which is difficult.  It's really taxing to talk for two hours, even rehearsed.  Hell, comedians only have one hour specials, but they talk the entire time and don't have commercial breaks. But they're not elderly either, so point stands.    

Forgot that he used to be a professor.  He can talk.

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I think this is a much better format for both candidates and think they should continue this next week.  Debates be damned.

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Biden violated that entire town hall the way Donald Trump violates fucking tax law. 

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48 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

“Levered”—he said it three times. The dumb motherfucker doesn’t know the word “leveraged.”


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48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Came here to also post “underlevered.” He doesn’t even know the word he is looking for is under leveraged. 

Levered and unlevered are extremely common synonyms for "with debt" and "without debt."  

But fuck him anyways.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Biden violated that entire town hall the way Donald Trump violated fucking tax law. 

Trumps tax release answer was terrible 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Levered and unlevered are extremely common synonyms for "with debt" and "without debt."  

But fuck him anyways.

I don’t believe you.gif 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Trumps tax release answer was terrible 

I saw it. Fucking stupid. Naturally he didn’t answer the question. 

I have to say, to the extent where these matter at all I think the cancelled debate and the dueling town halls worked out beautifully for Joe. Removed Joe from the chaotic insanity of sharing a stage with Trump and allows him to express his humanity and wide base of knowledge without being interrupted. 

On the other hand Trump's performance was a yelling sweaty mess even without an opponent where he really didn't say anything other than how great of a job he's doing. Which millions of Americans know first hand is demonstrably false. 

No middle ground with notifying and preparing Americans for COVID.  However, he could find the middle ground to notify his rich donors.  There's your American division.  

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3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I think this is a much better format for both candidates and think they should continue this next week.  Debates be damned.

Agreed. And Trump’s going to be that much more of a desperate asshole because of the voting numbers and polling that the next debate will be even worse. 

Love that Biden is still talking to audience members and answering questions 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Agreed. And Trump’s going to be that much more of a desperate asshole because of the voting numbers and polling that the next debate will be even worse. 

Next debate?  I wouldn't get your hopes up on there actually being another debate.

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34 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Me too.

Literally turned it to a shaky old trying to suck off the prez on live tv.

Gross.

Jesus.

Cruz? Graham? Bongino?  Wait, Bongo's not that old. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Shame on all of you for boosting his ratings. 

It feels bad doing it but I can’t help it. 

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I have to say, to the extent where these matter at all I think the cancelled debate and the dueling town halls worked out beautifully for Joe. Removed Joe from the chaotic insanity of sharing a stage with Trump and allows him to express his humanity and wide base of knowledge without being interrupted. 

On the other hand Trump's performance was a yelling sweaty mess even without an opponent where he really didn't say anything other than how great of a job he's doing. Which millions of Americans know first hand is demonstrably false. 

Yes but the sad truth is 40% of Americans didn’t watch either performance, because they were either too busy posting about twitter and Hunter Biden, or watching Fox News.

2 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Love that Biden is still talking to audience members and answering questions 

Bonus Biden to the 2 dozen or so that are there.

 

14 minutes ago, heso said:

Him trying to talk his way through who he owes the $400 million to is hilarious.

”Do you any money to any foreign bank or foreign entities?”

”Not that I know of, but probably because it’s so easy to solve, and if you’d like to do, I will let you know who... who I owe whatever this small amount of money. I want to say two things. Number one, it’s a very small amount of money. Number two, it’s very straight. It’s very very straight.”

 

That means yes, he owes a large amount of money to foreign entities.

Love that Biden is still talking to audience members and answering questions 

The visual as the ABC talking heads talk is striking.


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4 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Love that Biden is still talking to audience members and answering questions 

Did the jackass with the foreign policy question stick around? Or did his mom call him home for dinner?

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yes but the sad truth is 40% of Americans didn’t watch either performance, because they were either too busy posting about twitter and Hunter Biden, or watching Fox News.

Without a doubt, which is why a qualified it with 'to the extent that it matters'. I imagine you could fit the number of truly undecided voters who tuned-in to both broadcasts inside of DKR.

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

That means yes, he owes a large amount of money to foreign entities.

Yep. And the line that “it’s very straight” means that it’s as crooked as could be. 

I swear to god, he is going to talk to the young angry black guy like he promised. Joe is honest and he fucks. He fucks because he does what he says. Look, he is talking to him now.  Awesome. 

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Shit, he’s still talking to the town hall audience.

Rahm Emanuel isn't doing anybody favors pitching for Biden.  

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Just now, South Austin said:

Shit, he’s still talking to the town hall audience.

Yeah and he should call out “low energy Trump”. He ran out of lip sweat and couldn’t finish.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did the jackass with the foreign policy question stick around? Or did his mom call him home for dinner?

He had his standing Thursday night reservation at Chuck-e-cheese.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Shit, he’s still talking to the town hall audience.

Those amphetamines obviously still working through his system. 

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Just now, UncleSonny said:

Those amphetamines obviously still working through his system. 

If it gets him across the finish line, I hope he snorts ten lines a day.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

 

Do we really expect him to remember everything that goes up his nose?

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don’t believe you.gif 

It is. It is a common finance term. Eg, unlevered or levered beta, unlevered or levered cash flow. 

fuck face is a simpleton piece of shit but y’all are barking up the wrong tree on that one. 

27 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I stutter.  Bad as a child, but after years of speech therapy, now most people would never notice.  You develop coping mechanisms.  I have a great vocabulary, it allows you to pivot to a different word that means the same thing if you get hung up on a certain letter/sound.  

That is porky pig’s p...pra...pr...he does that too. 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Shit, he’s still talking to the town hall audience.

Looks as if he is answering everyone's questions that came tonight, not just those that were chosen during the program.

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Did the jackass with the foreign policy question stick around? Or did his mom call him home for dinner?

I must have missed this questions. What happened 

1 minute ago, sidis said:

It is. It is a common finance term. Eg, unlevered or levered beta, unlevered or levered cash flow. 

fuck face is a simpleton piece of shit but y’all are barking up the wrong tree on that one. 

Statistically speaking I still think it’s possible he has no clue and stumbled into that word by accident, sir. 

Waiting for one of the Trumpers in the audience to claim he groped them or removed their mask and threatened them when America wasn't looking.  I half kid.  They'll try something and it's fast becoming Hail Mary time.  

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I must have missed this questions. What happened 

A smug incel asked if there wasnt some credit to be given Trump foreign policy for reducing troops and “peace in the Middle East” and Biden bitch slapped him and then fucked his mother on national TV. 

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Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I must have missed this questions. What happened 

Scooter asked if Biden would give Trump just a little credit for all of the peace around the globe, and when Biden explained, well no, we’re now more isolated than we’ve been in a decade, Scooter started turning up his nose like he realized he stepped in a pile of bull manure.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He lies like my 4 year old lies.

 

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yep. I use this all the time, particularly in district court arguments. It’s key to helping an audience (a judge) who doesn’t know much about the issue or where I’m gonna go. Give em signposts. And then circle back to them as you close.

You probably use it while ordering lunch, so the waitress doesn't get confused by the massive number of entrees.

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