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ESPN Friday night: SMU @ Tulane at 5, BYU @ Houston at 8:30

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I endured it, but Beth Mowins is like nails on a chalk board to me! I know - old school!!!

Good drive. Now punch that cunt Wilson in the mouth and get the ball back. 

Coogs look pretty decent for a team that’s pretty much had their entire season cancelled.  

It's so sad that being a SMU football is more rewarding than being a Texas football in 2020

Geezus 32. Catch it! 

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

It's so sad that being a SMU football is more rewarding than being a Texas football in 2020

It was last year, too.

Go for the endzone here

You can't get more 2020 than this. 

SMU is now 5-0 before Houston has finished playing their 2nd game of the season.

Houston looks well coached, Texas looks like they’re being coached by a retard...

 

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Yeah, looks strange with 1-0 vs 4-0 in this game. 

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Houston looks well coached, Texas looks like they’re being coached by a retard...

 

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Well... they are

SMU and UH are better (and much faster) than the horns this year.  Not sure how this happens but it’s true. 

I'd rather cut my dick off than be stuck in a room with Joey Galloway and Jesse Palmer.

Galloway has been historically kind to the horns. But go ahead and cut your duck off if you feel so inclined. 

No, Galloway seems fine. It's them two together, specifically. That segment was awful.

Sonny Dykes positioning himself in case the Urban Meyer hire doesn’t happen!

Don’t kid yourselves but he was 2-0 at Cal vs UT (during our decade+ of blight).

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

Sonny Dykes positioning himself in case the Urban Meyer hire doesn’t happen!

Don’t kid yourselves but he was 2-0 at Cal vs UT (during our decade+ of blight).

Wouldn't happen, but he's so much better than FTH it is silly 

Shit - during the previous 4 years, looking back on it, Sonny would’ve been a better hire than Mensa Tom.

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

Sonny Dykes positioning himself in case the Urban Meyer hire doesn’t happen!

Don’t kid yourselves but he was 2-0 at Cal vs UT (during our decade+ of blight).

Negged. 

I love games like this with a traditional blue look vs a traditional red. You see it more in basketball but it's so aesthetically pleasing and makes it easier for the eyes to follow.

Ztejas - how can you Neg the obvious? Even though you are an SMU homer!

Zach Wilson looks like he wears socks in the shower. 

Nice fair catch. That's mensa level shit

Just now, ztejas said:

Zach Wilson looks like he wears socks in the shower. 

There are dozens of us! 

Fielding a punt at your own 1 yard line.  The dumbest play in football.  I thought we were a low IQ team.  UH is dumber.

Fair catch at the one, eh? Mensa level play, right there.

I know the whole “never field a punt inside the 10” rule is a thing of the past, but damn. At the 1 is amazingly stupid.

3 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Ztejas - how can you Neg the obvious? Even though you are an SMU homer!

Because I've already commented on that disturbingly realistic possibility and how much of a kick in the nuts it would be. Trying to not speak it into existence.

I’m not sure I’ve seen a fair catch at the one before..

1 hour ago, Knighthawk said:

Who is this Kyle Porter?   Looks pretty solid.  

Everyone including cougar high has a better HGH program than we do.

Kyle Porter is going to make an nfl roster.  So is Tune.  
 

fight me.  

Houston looks pretty damn good. But you have to think they are extremely fresh and just itching to play.

Also who knows if BYU is even worth a shit.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Negged. 

I love games like this with a traditional blue look vs a traditional red. You see it more in basketball but it's so aesthetically pleasing and makes it easier for the eyes to follow.

You just enjoy smu colors... 😁

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Curtis Brown did that one iirc. 

I will never, ever forget how terrible he & Aaron Williams were at returning punts that one year. They were two of the worst I’ve ever seen at it, and they were both our primary returners in the same season. It was incredible to watch.

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