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ESPN Friday night: SMU @ Tulane at 5, BYU @ Houston at 8:30

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Ok. Uh might be dumber

Is this guy even watching the game?  Just maybe the headbutt after the play is the penalty?

Oh shit, they going to throw porter out for targeting?

ZTejas - I agree on the “back door” hire, but I digress on Sonny’s track record with our players vs where we currently are with Mensa. I don’t think we’d lost anyone with the recruiting battle.

Are they watching the same game as us?  Surprised by a flag on the headbutt?

Lol at the cheap ass targeting. He gone

7 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Who has the lower football iq?   UH or TX. 

As of now, UH. 

But that's up for reevaluation.

Neither of those idiots noticed the headbutt? Most obvious one I’ve seen since Zidane.

Kyle Porter had a brainfart and thought he was playing for Mensa again... 😁

Came for the fair catch commentary. Was not disappointed. 
 

Now for the head butt discussion!

Be awesome if they both got tossed

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This ref said fuck a mask. 

"My Asian parents didn't raise me to be a football referee so I could wear a mask for you fuckers"

Reading his lips it sure seems like calling two fouls. 

Edited by George

The fact that Porter can average 4.7 yards per rush last year and 5.2 and looking better after today shows how bad Texas’s rushing offensive game plan is....

How dumb are these guys for thinking Porter would get a targeting call for a headbutt after the play???

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

how is that targeting by #1?

Welcome to college football. Can't lead with the crown regardless of where you hit them. Just put everyone in red mesh jerseys. But fuck byu

Just now, pops said:

Welcome to college football. Can't lead with the crown regardless of where you hit them. Just put everyone in red mesh jerseys. But fuck byu

For equal time: Fuck UH

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

For equal time: Fuck UH

And that's fair 

Playoffs my cock, BYU. Houston playing for that P6 sticker on their helmet.

Dope play but holy shit that was the whitest celebration I've ever fucking seen.

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Salty onsides

Very salty.

That was a really interesting sand wedge onsides. It went pretty high and did the job of initially fooling the front line and went 12 yards in the air.  Nice job

On side kick by BYU didn’t go past the 50.
By rule, it was illegal touching by BYU and it should’ve been UH’s ball at the spot of the touch. How they missed that is beyond my imagination!

Just now, msucolt45 said:

On side kick by BYU didn’t go past the 50.
By rule, it was illegal touching by BYU and it should’ve been UH’s ball at the spot of the touch. How they missed that is beyond my imagination!

Fuck UH, that's why.

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

They kickoff from the 35. 

Facts and shit

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

On side kick by BYU didn’t go past the 50.
By rule, it was illegal touching by BYU and it should’ve been UH’s ball at the spot of the touch. How they missed that is beyond my imagination!

Wtf are you talking about?

Announcer said no more tomfoolery. I’m done. 

NM - thinking HS. College KO at the 35, so the D restraining line is the 45. Great play and my bad on the early call, plus bad on UH

I apologize- I’m only about 7-9 beers in. It’s my first Friday night off since August!

I do have a big game manana, so it’s only water from now!

Was that a 4 yard punt? Their special teams are worse than ours. 

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