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http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8242265-181/nearly-naked-man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL

 

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A man wearing nothing but boxer shorts in the pattern of the American flag and sneakers got behind the wheel of a beer delivery truck idling in front of a liquor store in southwest Santa Rosa on Thursday and drove away, according to police.

 

someone send him an invite.  that's exactly the kind of steely-eyed drunk we should have fill our ranks.

 

 

no word on what burt reynolds was doing that day.

 

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This dude is just the patsy.  Big and Little Enos were really behind the theft attempt.

 

It was a beer truck that was left unlocked and running, you dont think, you react.

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1 hour ago, Don Keibals said:

were there no trucks with good beer around?

How dare you besmirch the beautiful and refreshing  beer brewed with pure cold rocky mountain spring water.

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p.s. I’ll give you my Silver Bullet when you pry it from my cold dead hands

How dare you besmirch the beautiful and refreshing  beer brewed with pure cold rocky mountain spring water.
You know all the ingredients in that swill, I'm impressed.
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were there no trucks with good beer around?
Free beer is best beer
7 hours ago, GhostRider said:

This dude is just the patsy.  Big and Little Enos were really behind the theft attempt.

 

I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

He’s not only th hero we need, he’s the hero we want!

On 4/20/2018 at 4:04 PM, elfenix said:

http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8242265-181/nearly-naked-man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL

 

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someone send him an invite.  that's exactly the kind of steely-eyed drunk we should have fill our ranks.

 

 

no word on what burt reynolds was doing that day.

 

I must be drunk because everything I read in that story makes perfect sense.

were there no trucks with good beer around?


Dude, it’s the coldest tasting beer in the WORLD!

Definitely my favorite ridiculous American beer marketing slogan (what does it even mean?!).

How much class was in the trailer? 400 cases worth?

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On 4/21/2018 at 11:07 AM, ABSR said:

He’s not only th hero we need, he’s the hero we want!

BINGO

On 4/20/2018 at 5:24 PM, Don Keibals said:

were there no trucks with good beer around?

We were up in Cloudcroft workin on the cabin. Water tank started pissing out algae. Luckily, somebody had left a case of Coors.

Y'all can laugh and call it water. Y'all can laugh and say it's got no taste. I can tell you, when the water tank is pissing algae, that Coors will always have my thanks.

We made coffee with it. We made soup with it. We brushed our teeth with it. Pure, clean, sweet water.

Before I even opened the thread, I knew he would be shirtless.

Back when I was a kid, there was a beer joint down the street. When the beer man would make his deliveries, he would leave the sliding door open on the side of his truck. Me and my running buddies would grab a sixer each, haul ass on our bikes, and get drunk in the woods near our house.

 

tldr: But for the grace of God, there go I.

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