April 20, 20187 yr http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8242265-181/nearly-naked-man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL Quote A man wearing nothing but boxer shorts in the pattern of the American flag and sneakers got behind the wheel of a beer delivery truck idling in front of a liquor store in southwest Santa Rosa on Thursday and drove away, according to police. someone send him an invite. that's exactly the kind of steely-eyed drunk we should have fill our ranks. no word on what burt reynolds was doing that day. Edited April 20, 20187 yr by elfenix
April 20, 20187 yr This dude is just the patsy. Big and Little Enos were really behind the theft attempt.
April 20, 20187 yr It was a beer truck that was left unlocked and running, you dont think, you react. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
April 21, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Don Keibals said: were there no trucks with good beer around? How dare you besmirch the beautiful and refreshing beer brewed with pure cold rocky mountain spring water. Edited April 21, 20187 yr by tx ind p.s. I’ll give you my Silver Bullet when you pry it from my cold dead hands
April 21, 20187 yr How dare you besmirch the beautiful and refreshing beer brewed with pure cold rocky mountain spring water.You know all the ingredients in that swill, I'm impressed.
April 21, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, GhostRider said: This dude is just the patsy. Big and Little Enos were really behind the theft attempt. I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
April 22, 20187 yr On 4/20/2018 at 4:04 PM, elfenix said: http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/8242265-181/nearly-naked-man-suspected-of?artslide=3&sba=AAS&slide=GAL someone send him an invite. that's exactly the kind of steely-eyed drunk we should have fill our ranks. no word on what burt reynolds was doing that day. I must be drunk because everything I read in that story makes perfect sense.
April 23, 20187 yr were there no trucks with good beer around?Dude, it’s the coldest tasting beer in the WORLD!Definitely my favorite ridiculous American beer marketing slogan (what does it even mean?!).
April 23, 20187 yr How much class was in the trailer? 400 cases worth?Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
April 23, 20187 yr On 4/21/2018 at 11:07 AM, ABSR said: He’s not only th hero we need, he’s the hero we want! BINGO
April 23, 20187 yr On 4/20/2018 at 5:24 PM, Don Keibals said: were there no trucks with good beer around? We were up in Cloudcroft workin on the cabin. Water tank started pissing out algae. Luckily, somebody had left a case of Coors. Y'all can laugh and call it water. Y'all can laugh and say it's got no taste. I can tell you, when the water tank is pissing algae, that Coors will always have my thanks. We made coffee with it. We made soup with it. We brushed our teeth with it. Pure, clean, sweet water.
April 23, 20187 yr Before I even opened the thread, I knew he would be shirtless. Back when I was a kid, there was a beer joint down the street. When the beer man would make his deliveries, he would leave the sliding door open on the side of his truck. Me and my running buddies would grab a sixer each, haul ass on our bikes, and get drunk in the woods near our house. tldr: But for the grace of God, there go I.
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