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OK deadbeats, time to stop with the alligator arms. Support surly

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Putting in DT for more eyeballs.  There are only about 120 people that financially support this site.  And I’m talking pennies.  But there are over 6800 active users. As a result, the site is operating at a loss.  That’s just stupid.  This is a call to arms.  Get it together and donate $3.50/mo.  
 


 

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But then I couldn't afford to support my favorite Twitch superstar. 

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21 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Done, please don't doxx me

Too late.  Found your pic online.

 

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What brought this on? Are you Lebowskiing for the site landlords? Do they have compromising pictures of you?

The check is in the mail!

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7 minutes ago, Xian said:

Alligator arms?  I’ve never heard that saying before.   What’s it mean?  Being stingy? 

Welcome to America.

 

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1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

What brought this on? Are you Lebowskiing for the site landlords? Do they have compromising pictures of you?

The check is in the mail!

They won’t stoop to begging, but when you find out that this place is operating at a loss, mostly because they intentionally leave ads out to improve the experience, it’s shameful.  Everyone’s got a coupe of bucks to cover the bullshittery they spew on here.

Cloak Room bots ain't gonna pay. 

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

They won’t stoop to begging, but when you find out that this place is operating at a loss, mostly because they intentionally leave ads out to improve the experience, it’s shameful.  Everyone’s got a coupe of bucks to cover the bullshittery they spew on here.

Okay, but I don't think there be anybody who would have a problem with an upfront announcement once a year to renew.  if I recall we did our first go around in March '18 and I haven't seen anything since then. There was the Tree Fiddy and all that too which was kind of fun. Don't be hesitant to do it again! That's not begging, that's getting your deserved returns. The cheapskates can continue to not put in but people who want to can get reminders like that.

James the Apostle said, You don't receive because you don't ask," (Jas 4:2) and of course he was the brother of Jesus, who we all know could hit a curveball better than anybody in history.  So don't be afraid to ask, boys!

Deposit made in memory of good Texas football.

 

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Consider this like a PBS telethon.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Consider this like a PBS telethon.

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

This is the DT, you have to put (no politics) in the title to attract the posters.

Look at how much we saved without a Lee Harvey's tab!

I'm in for another tree fiddy if needed.

Funny title. But might want to put the link in your original post.

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I am not a horrible person but I have never donated any money to any cause ever. My wife donates to Habitat for Humanity and she signs all of our Christmas cards and that's good enough for me.  I told her this morning I was thinking of supporting this site since I am here so much and she said, "So the first thing you are ever going to donate to is a football board?" It hit me that maybe Im not a great person. Anyway...subscribed....

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30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

Indeed

 

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Go full Twitch.

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7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Funny title. But might want to put the link in your original post.

I can’t be bothered with details.  I’m just acting like Moose and Rocko.

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Go full Twitch.

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shut up, groverat, this isn't somethingawful.com 

48 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Consider this like a PBS telethon.

Do we get tote bags?

Did my part. Don’t take away my fake internet friends 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Will there be cock fighting and a fajita buffet?

Spoiler

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Plenty of cock fighting in CR. Just tiny cocks, though.

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A Bruin asking Longhorns to support a Longhorn site. This is more embarrassing than 66-3.

30 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

shut up, groverat, this isn't somethingawful.com 

mmmm...Flash Tub. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Cloak Room bots ain't gonna pay. 

Pretty sure active Cloak Room posters have donated a lot more than the pussies who ran away. 

I get a lot more than 3.50 out of this place. I'll piss that much away on breakfast any given morning. A whole month of this buncha assholes?

I'd call that a bargain. 

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Don’t take away my fake internet friends 

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41 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Don’t take away my fake internet friends 

New banner?

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Indeed

 

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Gentlemen. To evil.

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9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I'd call that a bargain. 

The best I’ve ever had.

Donated today, would donate more if you could open a thread up where you get 10¢ per line to throw every name imaginable at the CR dipshits, and 5¢ a line if they come out of their CR cage to stink up a thread (a la EOT).  Hell I might even pay a buck a line for that.  I might personally make Surly a Fortune 500 company if we had that donate-a-thon.  Just once, just once, c'mon.  Once...

Oh, and I'll stand by this for eternity... anyone who posts primarily (or only) in CR is a worthless piece of garbage with no redeeming social value except eventually fertilizing whatever plot of land they're buried in, or sprinkled on, or whatnot.  There.  Deal with it.

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Just paid up. Thanks for the reminder. I admittedly don’t keep track of when I haven’t paid in a while. Thanks for providing the site.

Do we get fuel points with each payment? 

A'ight, I went to the link to get a year's subscription. I was happy to do it. I wanted to use my Paypal balance.

What happened was, Paypal says I got to link up my actual fucking bank checking account so a robot can access my actual fucking bank checking account once a year. This is not going to happen.

If I overlooked some way that I can pay using my Paypal balance, once a year, when I press the button, I am all ears.

Yes, I understand your hesitation to use a dirty robot. I will access your bank account on behalf of the site. PM your details. 

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Yes, I understand your hesitation to use a dirty robot. I will access your bank account on behalf of the site. PM your details. 

Thank God an actual human showed up to helped. PMing you my details.

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