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this is horrible football

-10 yards in stupid penalties and then the RB trips over his own dick

This is some quality coaching. 

CBS, the SEC network, is showing women’s soccer right now.

 

 

Edited by Randolph Duke

note to tom

if you still have a job at the end of the season there might be some RBs available from Mississippi State.....do not look at any QBs, OLine, or special teams players though please

stop hitting this fucker in the hands with the ball.....but hey he got 5 yards....maybe it was a trick play?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

that hit is targeting in the big 12

There have already been 6 or 7 hits that would either be targeting, or that stupid-ass "driving the QB to the ground" crap, in the B12.  

 

Edited by utee94

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

There have already been 6 or 7 hits that would either be targeting, or that stupid-ass "driving the QB to the ground" crap, in the B12.  

 

that last hit they about buried his head in the turf

11 plays for 30 yards....and it is 2nd and 25......uh yea you are going to be punting

Was so looking forward to Leach beating up aggy. Not a chance.

Well shit I was hoping the breaking news was gonna be that we fired Herman. 

Edited by Happy Gilmore

Watching Arky/ Kiffin on SECN. The SEC is a hot mess this year.

Bama could lose tonight and even if aggy goes undefeated the rest of the way, Bama has the tiebreaker over them, so......

 

Not really seeing The Pirate swing his sword today! How can an offense gain over 600 yards (LSU) in week one, then barely get into the red zone the next two games? They only scored on a safety last week vs Kentucky - I think? Wow!

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Arky fumbled to Ole Miss, pick on the very next snap. 

Two plays later and Ole Miss with the interception.

I then switch to the aggy game to see the pirate’s defense roll over and take it 51 yds up the ass. 

Pure comedy. 

UPDATE: two plays later, the old miss qb throws yet another pick. 

Edited by Randolph Duke

9 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Not really seeing The Pirate swing his sword today! How can an offense gain over 600 yards (LSU) in week one, then barely get into the red zone the next two games? They only scored on a safety last week vs Kentucky - I think? Wow!

They’ve scored a whopping 2 offensive TD’s since week one. 

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Defense outscoring leach’s offense again. 

The offensive savant now with zero points in almost 7 quarters.

And no one wants to play for the clown.

Winning combination at $5MM / year.

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

The offensive savant now with zero points in almost 7 quarters.

And no one wants to play for the clown.

Winning combination at $5MM / year.

WSU fans have no idea how lucky they got

he was nearing full meltdown, divide the fan base, attack the administration, alienate the team mode there

Mississippi State bailed them out in a major way

Never saw what the hype was about with Leach. Looks like any other little league coach to me.

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Never saw what the hype was about with Leach. Looks like any other little league coach to me.

uh hey chief.....little league coaches do not say funny shit after losses and talk about weird shit in the off season and before big game losses

28 straight possessions for Miss State without a touchdown.

Offensive genius.

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Never saw what the hype was about with Leach. Looks like any other little league coach to me.

He's a clown who wins pressers but fails at coaching football.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

MS has scored exactly 9 points in the last 2 games....all by the defense!

lets hire their DC as the OC for Texas!

It must be nice to beat teams you’re supposed to beat. The thing about Jimbo is that he doesn’t really lose to teams they’re supposed to beat. We should be 4-0, but are closer to 1-3. As much as we joke about A&M they would beat us comfortably. 

28 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Was so looking forward to Leach beating up aggy. Not a chance.

Pretty much nothin' has gone the way it should this year.

I wonder why aggys social justice strife all summer didn’t effect them. The recruiting board told me they’d be lucky to win 3

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I wonder why aggys social justice strife all summer didn’t effect them. The recruiting board told me they’d be lucky to win 3

They have a good, overrated for sure, but still a good coach. 

I was told that Preston and demas haven’t played much because jimbo’s offense takes years for a wr to understand. Yet here’s ainias smith not only playing since the end of his first year, he’s the primary target in most passing plays in his second year. 

39 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Not really seeing The Pirate swing his sword today! How can an offense gain over 600 yards (LSU) in week one, then barely get into the red zone the next two games? They only scored on a safety last week vs Kentucky - I think? Wow!

One trick pony?

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

losing a massive amount of talent to the NFL and stubborn ass Eddie O and the new DC tried to play man up instead of listening to the UW DC about how to beat mike

Yeah, Costello has looked like garbage against zone defense this season

Would be great if this is where the rollar coaster comes slamming back to earth. Aggy thinks they're gonna coast to victory but there's Pirate sitting at the top and fucking up the track as soon as they come to the peak. 

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Would be great if this is where the rollar coaster comes slamming back to earth. Aggy thinks they're gonna coast to victory but there's Pirate sitting at the top and fucking up the track as soon as they come to the peak. 

yea something tells me that mond is not a late game get back in the groove and retake the lead type of guy

I have not seen the pimp scepter yet so I don't know if aggy is ready to totally fuck this one up, but we can hope

Edited by ButtFumble

I see a hot box alarm going off as the aggy train goes down the track

Just now, Not a cat said:

Did Rogers take a shit on pirate's desk?  How was he not playing over Costello, who is fucking awful. 

mike loves senior QBs

the only thing worse than that is he likes senior QBs that have sat on their ass most of their college career getting few if any snaps because mike likes to keep the starters in as long as possible to run up the stats 

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