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Mack and Florida State. Always the thorn in his side. 

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Makes me wonder what ole Bobby Bowden is up to.  Probably eating chicken wings and jerkin it 

You can spend the rest of your life eating Kobe beef and smoking menthol cigarettes or jerking off in a bathroom somewhere.

Just now, immamac said:

3 drops in a row. That's so fucked. 

Whatever the opposite of "clutch" is, that's what happened.  "Choke," I guess.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Mack and Florida State. Always the thorn in his side. 

Except for all the years OU was. 

That felt sorta familiar.  Like the crazy wingchick of an old girlfriend drunkenly called to hookup.  

Edited by Liquor and Poker

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Fucking butter teeth

Fixed

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

That felt sorta familiar.  Like the crazy wingchick of an old girlfriend drunkenly called to hookup.  

Um, that's not all bad . . (turns on ringer of phone).

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Um, that's not all bad . . (turns on ringer of phone).

Yeah, not her.  The fatter, uglier one.  Now add a decade.  A hard decade. 

37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck Mack Brown

And @Goodman

I just don’t get the hate for the last guy that had Texas relevant for over ten years.  It was a great run 2 almost three NC games in ten years, he’s so terrible, take your frustration to Tom .  Yea it ended bad get over it.   It’s been much worse since and we are way past the point of pointing at him for blame for the current situation at this point.  Tom would suck a homeless persons dick to have ten wins ten years in a row.

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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:


https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/16987-unc-vs-fsu/page/3/#

 

I just don’t get the hate for the last guy that had Texas relevant for over ten years.  It was a great run 2 almost three NC games in ten years, he’s so terrible .  Yea it ended bad get over it.   It’s been much worse since

 

Agreed. Second best coach (among 28) we've ever had. 

52 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Blake Gideon coaching the receivers? Big time drops in a big time moment

Sounds kind of like our holiday bowl loss when Roy and b. J were freshmen.  Many drops. 

35 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

And @Goodman

I just don’t get the hate for the last guy that had Texas relevant for over ten years.  It was a great run 2 almost three NC games in ten years, he’s so terrible, take your frustration to Tom .  Yea it ended bad get over it.   It’s been much worse since and we are way past the point of pointing at him for blame for the current situation at this point.  Tom would suck a homeless persons dick to have ten wins ten years in a row.

Almost 4 actually 

45 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Tom would suck a homeless persons dick to have ten wins ten years in a row.

Got to be honest, I might consider it my ownself.

7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Almost 4 actually 

Shh you are going to ruin their facade that he was one of our worst coaches instead of best record wise.  I just count the Gideon drop cause that was probably a for sure that year.

48 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

And @Goodman

I just don’t get the hate for the last guy that had Texas relevant for over ten years.  It was a great run 2 almost three NC games in ten years, he’s so terrible, take your frustration to Tom .  Yea it ended bad get over it.   It’s been much worse since and we are way past the point of pointing at him for blame for the current situation at this point.  Tom would suck a homeless persons dick to have ten wins ten years in a row.

This is not about Tom, he's dead to me. Mack managed his well earned exit in a malicious and vindictive manner. It's mostly well documented, do your own homework and feel how you'd like. I've never benefited from any "almost" but lots of folks do think that counts.

Edited by Goodman

13 minutes ago, Goodman said:

This is not about Tom, he's dead to me. Mack managed his well earned exit in a malicious and vindictive manner. It's mostly well documented, do your own homework and feel how you'd like. I've never benefited from any "almost" but lots of folks do think that counts.

Hicks is full of shit, if anything Saben used it to get his new contract at best.  He wasn’t leaving Alabama the year after winning a title at Alabama to come to Texas let’s get real.  That deal was a pipe dream for the BMD and when it didn’t work they blamed Mack.  Do you believe in Santa clause too?

Edited by Hook1997

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Mack and Florida State. Always the thorn in his side. 

more like a sledge hammer on his head

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

And @Goodman

I just don’t get the hate for the last guy that had Texas relevant for over ten years.  It was a great run 2 almost three NC games in ten years, he’s so terrible, take your frustration to Tom .  Yea it ended bad get over it.   It’s been much worse since and we are way past the point of pointing at him for blame for the current situation at this point.  Tom would suck a homeless persons dick to have ten wins ten years in a row.

We are where we are now precisely because Mack refused to get the fuck out. 

That is amazing. All this time and Mack Brown still cannot beat Florida State.

Thank God we never played them when he was at Texas.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

We are where we are now precisely because Mack refused to get the fuck out. 

Ten years later and multiple top ten recruiting classes, come the fuck on..... You are living in the we missed Saben fairytale (it wasn’t real bro).   That statement is 7 years plus old. That shit like blaming your ex cause you are a mess ten years later.   After 3 years yea maybe after multiple top ten recruiting classes after that not so much....    Grow the fuck up and take blame at some point.  Or are you going to blame him still 20 years from now?  Hell our record the last ten years would probably be better if he never left, it couldn’t get much worse unless we are Kansas.

Edited by Hook1997

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's Saban, not Saben, dumbass.

Ah yes excuse me for mistaking gods name at 2 am....  I’m Such a dumbass.  Lighten up Francis.  If that’s the most you took from that ok...

Edited by Hook1997

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Ah yes excuse me for mistaking gods name at 2 am....  I’m Such a dumbass.  Lighten up Francis.  If that’s the most you took from that ok...

Well you did it in multiple posts so I determined you required a coaching moment before you continued to embarrass yourself.  No worries, free of charge my man.

But I agree with you that Saban was never coming here and trying to blame the current state of affairs on him is stupid.  At least that's what I think you were conveying.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Well you did it in multiple posts so I determined you required a coaching moment before you continued to embarrass yourself.  No worries, free of charge my man.

But I agree with you that Saban was never coming here and trying to blame the current state of affairs on him is stupid.  At least that's what I think you were conveying.

Yea that’s what I was trying to convey....   Sorry late on a Saturday if that’s hard to understand.  I thought the he wasn’t coming and it was a pipe dream made that clear...   But if I offended you enough to take your rep off somehow I don’t care still.  I placed a e in place of an a late at night on Saban’s name I wouldn’t call that embarrassing really it’s kinda pity and small.

Edited by Hook1997

14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I had no idea you negged me or not, doesn't matter.  Is all cool, dude.

I didn’t neg you, you removed a positive neg.  never mind goodnight all cool.  Saban...

Just now, Hook1997 said:

I didn’t neg you, you removed a positive rep.  never mind goodnight all cool.  Saban...

 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

I didn’t neg you, you removed a positive neg.

A positive neg? Where is this function? I need to use it. Immediately.

31 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I didn’t neg you, you removed a positive neg.  never mind goodnight all cool.  Saban...

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I am 20+ Shiners in right now but still... all cool man.

Fart.

32 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

A positive neg? Where is this function? I need to use it. Immediately.

God damn, I clicked on all available options to try to figuer it out and fuck, I got no idea.

Neg me. 

8 hours ago, orangecat92 said:

Sounds kind of like our holiday bowl loss when Roy and b. J were freshmen.  Many drops. 

Exactly what I was thinking.  Major put it right in their hands and they failed to make the catch.  Coaches reputations often are defined by such unfortunately.

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's Saban, not Saben, dumbass.

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