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19 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

My goal here was never to win votes for Sanders.

I know, you know and the rest of the board knows this statement is complete and total bullshit.

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Well it'd be worse if he maintained his original position.

every stupid attack i see on kamala is a reminder that they don't have shit.  i hope citizenship is a daily story on fox news.  
this is still the kamala thread, yes?

SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS


Just now, Bama Chick said:


SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now.....Pence will spend the next week staring dreamily into space, visualizing America's meat.....

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Well it'd be worse if he maintained his original position.

Really ?  Standing by your word is wrong now ?  He stated why he did't like them. They aren't different now, they're the same folks he didn't approve of before.  His word becomes meaningless when he flip flops like that..

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:


SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

lulz...literal "red meat" for the base.

That awkward pause he takes before he says "Meat"  I think he was making sure he didn't accidentally say "My/Mine"  

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really ?  Standing by your word is wrong now ?  He stated why he did't like them. They aren't different now, they're the same folks he didn't approve of before.  His word becomes meaningless when he flip flops like that..

I'll take as many people that want to flip flop as it takes to keep this country from completely falling off the damn cliff.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really ?  Standing by your word is wrong now ?  He stated why he did't like them. They aren't different now, they're the same folks he didn't approve of before.  His word becomes meaningless when he flip flops like that..

and this is the part where someone posts an endless litany of trump tweets that stand in direct contradiction with each other and you then crawfish and say it doesn't matter because he singlehandedly kept the harbinger of revelations from being elected president.

Just now, sidis said:

and this is the part where someone posts an endless litany of trump tweets that stand in direct contradiction with each other and you then crawfish and say it doesn't matter because he singlehandedly kept the harbinger of revelations from being elected president.

Oh, please do remind me when I do that...

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really ?  Standing by your word is wrong now ?  He stated why he did't like them. They aren't different now, they're the same folks he didn't approve of before.  His word becomes meaningless when he flip flops like that..

Glad to see Onboard has found God when it comes to Shaun Fucking King, but fails to care about the dozen and dozens of actual GOP politicians that talked shit about Trump but now bend the knee. 

oh for fuck's sake.  you are literally too dumb to insult.

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I believe she took Willies meat.

She almost certainly did. 

Now explain why you think that's funny and/or an insult. 

i love that somehow we're led to believe that kamala harris slept her way to the top, disregarding the past 20 years of convincing voters.  meanwhile, martha mcsally gets appointed to her senate seat yet acts like she's the meryl fucking streep of election winning.

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike Pence, uncircumcize qween.

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

She almost certainly did. 

Now explain why you think that's funny and/or an insult. 

Yeah.....please explain to me why it's a disqualification for a powerful, attractive woman, to have some sexy time with a dude who is a bonafide player and chicks dig.  He didn't appoint her to any office, or anything like that.  It was two powerful people, legally boning each other because that's hot.  Please explain why this is a problem, but Trump fucking around on his wife dozens of times, including with a porn star (while his wife was pregnant) he had to pay off, and openly bragging about checking out underage naked girls, and grabbing women by the pussy.....is qualified.

Seriously, two consenting adults, of reasonably high profile, fucked each other.  And probably enjoyed it.  And in Onboard's world, that's a negative on her record.  Okay, chief.

Imagine supporting Mike Pence and talking shit about Kamala's sex life. 

 

24 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really ?  Standing by your word is wrong now ?  He stated why he did't like them. They aren't different now, they're the same folks he didn't approve of before.  His word becomes meaningless when he flip flops like that..

These particular tweets look pretty vapidly flip-floppy without a good explanation, but in general, changing your opinion based on new information or even reconsidering old information is a good thing.
 

The cultural resistance to “flip-flopping” is a celebration of rigid thinking. If your first opinion about everything never changes, there’s probably not a lot of deep thinking going on. Of course, changing opinions isn’t necessarily a sign of deep thought. 
 

The issue of celebrating rigid thinking has only become worse now that we all have the ability to instantly publish our poorly formed thoughts to a worldwide audience. 
 

“I changed my mind” are four powerful and liberating words.

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Just now, Mole said:

These particular tweets look pretty vapidly flip-floppy without a good explanation, but in general, changing your opinion based on new information or even reconsidering old information is a good thing.
 

The cultural resistance to “flip-flopping” is a celebration of rigid thinking. If you’re first opinion about everything never changes, there’s probably not a lot of deep thinking going on. Of course, changing opinions isn’t necessarily a sign of deep thought. 
 

The issue of celebrating rigid thinking has only become worse now that we all have the ability to instantly publish our poorly formed thoughts to a worldwide audience. 
 

“I changed my mind” are four powerful and liberating words.

First of all, Shaun King is a dumbass (no disrespect intended to the former Tulane QB).

But in the general sense what you say here is absolutely correct and very important. Changing one's mind is very frequently the result of learning and education. The current anti-intellectual movement in America is having the predictable negative effects. It's not limited to the right, but it is currently a fundamental aspect of the right. 

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

True about changing one's mind.  It does, however, in the poltiical arena, sometimes raise the specter of bending to political expedience.

I'm pretty sure the "Kamala Harris is responsible for mass black incarceration" crowd is quite uninformed about Kamala Harris.

28 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i love that somehow we're led to believe that kamala harris slept her way to the top, disregarding the past 20 years of convincing voters.  meanwhile, martha mcsally gets appointed to her senate seat yet acts like she's the meryl fucking streep of election winning.

I'm pretty sure Mike Pence slept his way to the bottom. 

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....please explain to me why it's a disqualification for a powerful, attractive woman, to have some sexy time with a dude who is a bonafide player and chicks dig.  He didn't appoint her to any office, or anything like that.  It was two powerful people, legally boning each other because that's hot.  Please explain why this is a problem, but Trump fucking around on his wife dozens of times, including with a porn star (while his wife was pregnant) he had to pay off, and openly bragging about checking out underage naked girls, and grabbing women by the pussy.....is qualified.

Seriously, two consenting adults, of reasonably high profile, fucked each other.  And probably enjoyed it.  And in Onboard's world, that's a negative on her record.  Okay, chief.

This goes back to the construct Onboard has built for his life. In this construct men are the alpha in every situation and women who make what would be called a “boss move” are looked at as a threat to males who share his construct. Thus you get these idiots lashing out like he did. That it is a woman of Black and Asian descent makes it a double whammy for guys like him who do not tolerate women acting like bosses, especially minority women.

I am so glad these people are being marginalized and pushed to the dumpster fire of irrelevancy where they always belonged at, but are now being forced to since they no longer represent the majority view anymore.

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52 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really ?  Standing by your word is wrong now ?  He stated why he did't like them. They aren't different now, they're the same folks he didn't approve of before.  His word becomes meaningless when he flip flops like that..

Just remembering when you used to pretend to disapprove of trump in the primary and then you voted for him in the general. 

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm pretty sure Mike Pence slept his way to the bottom. 

I am pretty sure he is a bottom.

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

Wait, their argument is that both parents already have to be birthright citizens for the kid born here to count as a Citizen?  There's people saying that?  

Wouldn't that make Barron Trump a non-birthright citizen?  Plus half the Irish and Italians born in this country during a huge chunk of the 19th & 20th centuries?    

That's a piss-poor attempt to connect Kamala Harris, born 55 years ago in Oakland when/where the current DACA/Dreamers/Anchor Babies wasn't exactly a top issue.  

Also, Invanka, Jr., and Eric. But they don't give a fuck about facts or their own hypocrisy.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

 

 

 

"We're not going to let Joe Biden & Kamala Harris cut America's meat!".  What?

 

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

First of all, Shaun King is a dumbass (no disrespect intended to the former Tulane QB).

But in the general sense what you say here is absolutely correct and very important. Changing one's mind is very frequently the result of learning and education. The current anti-intellectual movement in America is having the predictable negative effects. It's not limited to the right, but it is currently a fundamental aspect of the right. 

I’m also pretty sure Shaun King isn’t running for office so still not sure what difference it makes if he changed his mind.

I never root for Alabama.  Alabama plays Oklahoma, I’m rooting for them.  Fuck anyone that says I am a flip flopper.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I believe she took Willies meat.

Any woman who got his full on charm treatment and likes dick would take that man's meat. Dude is in his own chick magnet zip code. I am not even a fan at all but I can tell by the videos I've seen of him. He looks like he smells like vanilla cookies with chocolate chips. Dangerous treat incarnate. Dude was separated for his wife for a good reason, he had to spread the love that lots of women wanted. And then she took him back!!!! Daaaaayum. 

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gonna be fun watching these two debate. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

 

Gonna be fun watching these two debate. 

I mean, if you're into snuff films.

tucker carlson just referred to her as "willie brown's ex-girlfriend".  i guess that's better than mispronouncing her name again.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And now.....Pence will spend the next week staring dreamily into space, visualizing America's meat.....

No doubt he'll be daydreaming about this Meat...

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the "Kamala Harris is responsible for mass black incarceration" crowd is quite uninformed about Kamala Harris.

Proudly uninformed, possibly uninformable.

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

tucker carlson just referred to her as "willie brown's ex-girlfriend".  i guess that's better than mispronouncing her name again.

It’s just another way to “establish” that she ascended to where she is at because of a man. Just more of the groundwork being laid by the racists and sexists who have a medium like that shithead does to disseminate propaganda and smear her on behalf of Dotard.

2 hours ago, Mole said:

These particular tweets look pretty vapidly flip-floppy without a good explanation, but in general, changing your opinion based on new information or even reconsidering old information is a good thing.
 

The cultural resistance to “flip-flopping” is a celebration of rigid thinking. If your first opinion about everything never changes, there’s probably not a lot of deep thinking going on. Of course, changing opinions isn’t necessarily a sign of deep thought. 
 

The issue of celebrating rigid thinking has only become worse now that we all have the ability to instantly publish our poorly formed thoughts to a worldwide audience. 
 

“I changed my mind” are four powerful and liberating words.

Brilliantly stated! 

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


SHE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR MEATS

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nobody can beat our meat!

30 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

tucker carlson just referred to her as "willie brown's ex-girlfriend".  i guess that's better than mispronouncing her name again.

Dude had to beg for sex as an undergrad.  He was an incel before it became a thing.

Tucker Carlson married his high school sweetheart in their high school chapel.

Thats why he thinks it’s a dig. He’s only been with one woman. I could be non-abrasive and say love is a powerful thing, but only virgin priests do that. Side story, locker room talk. Two weeks ago at a wedding I made a comment to my dad about how 3 out of 4 of mom’s siblings had married their HS sweethearts. He responded with “Some guys react to pussy like it’s a flytrap.” Mom rolled her eyes, Grandma laughed and then my cousin proposed to his girlfriend from High School the next day.

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tucker Carlson married his high school sweetheart in their high school chapel.

Thats why he thinks it’s a dig. He’s only been with one woman. I could be non-abrasive and say love is a powerful thing, but only virgin priests do that. Side story, locker room talk. Two weeks ago at a wedding I made a comment to my dad about how 3 out of 4 of mom’s siblings had married their HS sweethearts. He responded with “Some guys react to pussy like it’s a flytrap.” Mom rolled her eyes, Grandma laughed and then my cousin proposed to his girlfriend from High School the next day.

So he was only begging for sex from one girl. 

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Trump and the GOP are such an embarrassment. 
 
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has carlson confirmed if willie brown is cheaper or more than stormy daniels ?

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4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Sad that that’s all Mike Pence could think about to put her in her place. He’s poor at telling jokes. 

Birtherism boogaloo?? 

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