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Turner will prob test negative tomorrow... then he should be able to beat the fuck out of Manfred

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    I didn’t realize fucking Vin Scully or any other elderly people with pre existing conditions played for the dodgers. Jesus fucking Christ. Shut up. You look like a insecure clown. “But why don’t you t

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You and Dennison can suck ass.
Same to you twat
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:
4 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:
Turner has already been around them all day, so who cares at this point? He should just put on a Bobby Valentine disguise and party with them anyways.

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What would have MLB done if TB had won this. The whole LA team would need to be quarantined for how long?

Covered it up

Manfred is high.  Also, hell yes Dodgers.  Weird that they finally won after putting USC’s finest in charge of pitching in LA. Only a couple dumbass pitching moves by LA while Cash basically screwed the pooch all the way to the L tonight. 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:
You and Dennison can suck ass.

Same to you twat

You’ve been a bitch the whole playoffs and you know it.  Suck it

What would have MLB done if TB had won this? The whole LA team would need to be quarantined for how long?
Cashed

Apparently Manfred has a severe stuttering  problem so I don’t think it’s stroke/drunk/druggos

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is quite the celebration after game 78.

cant wait to see how the 2nd half of the season plays out. 

 

I mean, they beat all cans...I mean comers.  

Manfred was trying to slow down so he could catch up with the PA system, which is impossible due to the delay. 

Congrats to @Sbbruinand my dad and vin scully!  Fuck the junior circuit. 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:
6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:
You and Dennison can suck ass.

Same to you twat

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Congrats @Sbbruin

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Manfred was hearing his voice on delay.  totally caused him to sound drunk.  it happens.

So clearly the cheating Dodgers sat on the Justin Turner test until Snell was out and they had taken the lead in the elimination game.  Hoist that asterisk.

(Calculated using the Dodgers Fans-Jomboy Reasoning Method.  Now let's peer review using the Astros Fans Method:)

What did Manfred know and when did he delay it?  Did he order the Rays to pull Snell?

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So clearly the cheating Dodgers sat on the Justin Turner test until Snell was out and they had taken the lead in the elimination game.  Hoist that asterisk.
(Calculated using the Dodgers Fans-Jomboy Reasoning Method.  Now let's peer review using the Astros Fans Method:)
What did Manfred know and when did he delay it?  Did he order the Rays to pull Snell?
Lot of people getting hit in the head with hammers tonight...

Amazing they made it all 6 games.

 

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1 minute ago, Dr Fear said:
6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:
So clearly the cheating Dodgers sat on the Justin Turner test until Snell was out and they had taken the lead in the elimination game.  Hoist that asterisk.
(Calculated using the Dodgers Fans-Jomboy Reasoning Method.  Now let's peer review using the Astros Fans Method:)
What did Manfred know and when did he delay it?  Did he order the Rays to pull Snell?

Lot of people getting hit in the head with hammers tonight...

In Philly

4 minutes ago, mdleast said:

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This is hideous and awesome. My dad will fucking love it. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Amazing they made it all 6 games.

 

Its piss?

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Amazing they made it all 6 games.

 

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Turner made it to the celebration

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With all the talk about how dominant Snell was and the stupidity of pulling him, let’s not lose sight of the fact the Dodgers pitchers held the Rays to 1 run and shut them down from the 2nd inning onward. Scoring 1 run is not enough to beat this Dodgers team. Unless anyone expected Snell to pitch a 9 inning shutout (which would be the first time all season the Dodgers got shutout), the Dodgers were going to get their pound of flesh eventually. Still pretty stupid for Cash to hand it to them that quickly, but sticking with Snell wasn’t magically a Rays win. Their bats did nothing to help Snell or themselves.

Dodgers' victory parade is still a go, but moved to outside of Walter Reed.

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16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I mean, they beat all cans...I mean comers.  

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All the Kershaw haters can suck it too.  He did it this year.  And was solid throughout the playoffs.

man I love Big Papi’s enthusiasm talking to these guys

3 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

With all the talk about how dominant Snell was and the stupidity of pulling him, let’s not lose sight of the fact the Dodgers pitchers held the Rays to 1 run and shut them down from the 2nd inning onward. Scoring 1 run is not enough to beat this Dodgers team. Unless anyone expected Snell to pitch a 9 inning shutout (which would be the first time all season the Dodgers got shutout), the Dodgers were going to get their pound of flesh eventually. Still pretty stupid for Cash to hand it to them that quickly, but sticking with Snell wasn’t magically a Rays win. Their bats did nothing to help Snell or themselves.

Agreed. That’s as good of a bullpen game I’ve seen. No turtle heading. Lots of strikes. Aggressive approach. 
 

and Urias is a fucking gift. Totally emotionless and rock solid. Really glad he was allowed to finish it off. 

Kershaw was great. Really happy to see him finally get his first ring.

2 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Kershaw was great. Really happy to see him finally get his first ring.

And he got to do it in his hometown. Very cool shit. He is officially Koufaxian now. 

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The Rays don’t sniff game 6 of the World Series if Cash leaves Snell in the game there.

in other words, that’s been their game for years and if Cash is given the leeway to get cute and “go with his gut”, they’d have been eliminated a long time ago

No one is more thrilled with how tonight turned out than Jansen. 

And thank FUCK no pitcher has to face Randy Arozarena in the postseason anymore. Holy fuck what a monster. 

You know one of the things I really love about baseball?  The game is not over until that 27th out.  Other sports it’s all but over with a minute or two left a lot of the time and people start celebrating with time on the clock.  No one celebrates shit in baseball until that last out is recorded, because, well, anything can happen.  The tension is there until the end.

MLB and the Dodgers MAY have some explaining to do based on that timeline of positive tests. I don't trust Rosenthal much, so I take it with a grain of salt... But I also know that the MLB/Manfred tend to fuck up any situation.

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Rosenthal was mistaken and later corrected himself. Passan has the correct timeline.

So the Dodgers played a COVID positive player?

COVID? The disease that has killed over 200,000 Americans.

But trash cans bad.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

So the Dodgers played a COVID positive player?

COVID? The disease that has killed over 200,000 Americans.

But trash cans bad.

 

I didn’t realize fucking Vin Scully or any other elderly people with pre existing conditions played for the dodgers. Jesus fucking Christ. Shut up. You look like a insecure clown. “But why don’t you talk about them like you talk about us. They’re bad too!!” Shut up lol

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2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I didn’t realize fucking Vin Scully or any other elderly people with pre existing conditions played for the dodgers. Jesus fucking Christ. Shut up. You look like a insecure clown. “But why don’t you talk about them like you talk about us. They’re bad too!!” Shut up lol

Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke.

How does MLB have a testing protocol that allows a player to get 7 innings into a game before notification of a positive test? The NFL/NBA have all test results back league wide mid morning, but MLB can’t get the results from two teams before they go to the ballpark for the day much less a 7 PM or so start time. That’s just stupid. What happens if the Rays win that game last night?

Urias came up huge this postseason for the Dodgers. He pitched the highest leverage/stress positions in the biggest games and was absolutely lights out in them. So many other guys fold in that type situation and he just racked up K’s.

Congrats, @Sbbruin 

First the Lakers and now the Dodgers, you and Jr should play the lottery. 

53 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Congrats, @Sbbruin 

First the Lakers and now the Dodgers, you and Jr should play the lottery. 

the richest, most talent-laden teams winning titles isn't a reason to play the lottery. 

Congratulations SBBruin and other Dodger fans.

FWIW, I don't give a rip about the Turner deal.  That's just folks looking for an excuse to bitch.

For my earlier shots at Kershaw's PO results, I'm still happy for the Texas boy to have this on his resume. His two starts in this WS were stellar.  Happy for Josh Bard too.

Enjoy your championship.  Your team earned it.

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7 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

With all the talk about how dominant Snell was and the stupidity of pulling him, let’s not lose sight of the fact the Dodgers pitchers held the Rays to 1 run and shut them down from the 2nd inning onward. Scoring 1 run is not enough to beat this Dodgers team. Unless anyone expected Snell to pitch a 9 inning shutout (which would be the first time all season the Dodgers got shutout), the Dodgers were going to get their pound of flesh eventually. Still pretty stupid for Cash to hand it to them that quickly, but sticking with Snell wasn’t magically a Rays win. Their bats did nothing to help Snell or themselves.

Are you Tom Herman? Is momentum just not a thing?

20 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

the richest, most talent-laden teams winning titles isn't a reason to play the lottery. 

Rolleyes

35 minutes ago, slorch said:

Congratulations SBBruin and other Dodger fans.

FWIW, I don't give a rip about the Turner deal.  That's just folks looking for an excuse to bitch.

For my earlier shots at Kershaw's PO results, I'm still happy for the Texas boy to have this on his resume. His two starts in this WS were stellar.  Happy for Josh Bard too.

Enjoy your championship.  Your team earned it.

I’m really excited for Kershaw, and Joe Kelly.   

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