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I thought the place would be a bit nicer. 

I still have my jacket from the old site. I'm going to need to dust it off. 

Bring me my 100 year old scotch from my private collection, please.

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The existence of this board just serves to cement the fact I’m never posting in the “can’t sit with us” forum. Or the football forum. Because I can’t stand the peasantry. 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't know if I'm proud or embarrassed to be here.

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This forum should have its own theme song. 

 

Wait I can make fun of how poor TonyTexas is and he can’t post anything here?

I guess I’ll be staying a while...
 

Jokes aside...I really was wondering when I should open up the Pappy 23.

15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The existence of this board just serves to cement the fact I’m never posting in the “can’t sit with us” forum. Or the football forum. Because I can’t stand the peasantry. 

Hustling Dave Chappelle GIF

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

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I trust our guards are trained to shoot first and ask questions later.

We should build a wall.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

We should build a wall.

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It appears someone is not pleased about being one of the unwashed.

It's a bold strategy

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It appears someone is not pleased about being one of the unwashed.

Yes, we should create another forum. The 1% of the 1%.

Out of curiosity, what is the threshold for "this bit is old"? 20, 30 negs? 

Asking for a friend.

Just now, RPM said:

Out of curiosity, what is the threshold for "this bit is old"? 20, 30 negs? 

Asking for a friend.

Point to the doll where the bad man touched Struggle Bus.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Point to the doll where the bad man touched Struggle Bus.

He looked at my 8k rep in a lustful way. I felt violated. I feel... dirty.

It'll be a long ride on the Struggle Bus to reach legendary status.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Out of curiosity, what is the threshold for "this bit is old"? 20, 30 negs? 

Asking for a friend.

I think if we all incessantly rep eachother in here it will just piss him off even more.  Sounds like a winning strategy.  And let’s be honest, we didn’t end up in these digs by losing.  

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Derp

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think if we all incessantly rep eachother in here 

Cloak Room 2: Electric Boogaloo?

I'm leaving if Johnny Sack is here, too.

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm leaving if Johnny Sack is here, too.

I have worse news for you.

21 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

And let’s be honest, we didn’t end up in these digs by losing.

Yeah, but $10 is $10.

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that let's me in

A strip club is still a club, sir.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that let's me in

I'm not sure that I want to be a member of any club that would let you in either.

Is this the thread where you guys finally post pics of your wives?

The Longhorn band has set the football board on fire.  Full-blown texags over there.

Is this where we talk about all the super secret discussions we have on the Surly 1%er board the plebs aren’t allowed to read?
Should we tell them about how the Surly 1%ers already secured Urban, and now we’re just smoking Cubans, drinking Pappy 23, and banging only 10’s until it gets officially announced? 

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is this the thread where you guys finally post pics of your wives?

or we just compare pictures of your mom.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

or we just compare pictures of your mom.

There’s already a thread for that reserved for the Surly .1%. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The Longhorn band has set the football board on fire.  Full-blown texags over there.

I wonder how many students in the band couldn't care less about the eyes but aren't fond of the idea of spending 6 hours on a 90 degree Saturday in October watching our shit-ass football team stumble over their own dicks for 4 quarters. There have to be a couple.

"Hang on, I can have my voice heard AND free up my Saturday? Count me in."

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Considering the current state of the football board and CR bleeding out into the other forums, the timing could not have been better for our new VIP lounge.  I need to start dropping it in more convos though.  You hate us cuz you anus.  

I had begun to think that I was a legend only in my own mind./rico

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I had begun to think that I was a legend only in my own mind./rico

Dude, you're a legend. You're one of the more thoughtful posters on this board. I'm just here to post Seinfeld gifs. 

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I've only been here a couple years and I've seen TwiceHorn hand out thousands of dollars in free legal advice.

Maybe he's keeping a ledger so he can start calling in tabs when things get lean.

And that's not true @Cheeseweasel - aren't you head of the party planning committee for the Liverpool Surly fanclub?

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

aren't you head of the party planning committee for the Liverpool Surly fanclub?

I need Jerry Seinfeld to buy Liverpool so I can consolidate my posting.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I need Jerry Seinfeld to buy Liverpool so I can consolidate my posting.

What's up with VAR? 

The good thing is that we've all already been introduced, so we'll have plenty to talk about.

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47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've seen TwiceHorn hand out thousands of dollars in free legal advice.

I thought he was pre-med?

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