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mother fucker

shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. 

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Looks like I can sit with us. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Before I accept the role of top contributor, what job responsibilities does this entail? 

Now this is the top drawer discourse I've been thirsting for.

What the fucking fuck is this shit?  I’m completely disoriented.

 

In other words business as usual.

 

Fuck the 1 percent too.  Fucking rep whores.

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Fuck you that’s why

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17 minutes ago, Kilgorehorn said:

What defines a top contributor?

We're dumb enough to donate or dumb enough to post too much. I guess take your pick.

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

We're dumb enough to donate or dumb enough to post too much. I guess take your pick.

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I thought the 1% club would look a bit different.

 

Shit, guess this isn’t the 1% club.

11 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

I thought the 1% club would look a bit different.

 

Shit, guess this isn’t the 1% club.

It is not. 

1 hour ago, Kilgorehorn said:

What defines a top contributor?

If you have to ask........

I read the forum as "You Can't Shit With US", which frankly makes more sense.

Is this where Top Men have discussions?

Ah, this must be the new Douchebag Central.

In on page 1 

Is this the new SSS where we put shit on blast?

Ah, this must be the new Douchebag Central.

My thoughts as well.

Hi.

Where am I and how did I get here?  I feel like Butch Patrick who fell into the magician's hat in Lidsville and ended up in some bizarro world.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Where am I and how did I get here?  I feel like Butch Patrick who fell into the magician's hat in Lidsville and ended up in some bizarro world.

We proudly bought our way in. Immamac needed about tree fiddy.

wait...is this a secret club?? is this what treefiddy gets you?? AWESOME. i love secret clubs! 

 

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11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

wait...is this a secret club?? is this what treefiddy gets you?? AWESOME. i love secret clubs! 

 

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Yeah there's like a buttload of secret clubs on this site. This one kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

Can we have a board where the surly elite can’t post?  If so, I want to be in that group. 

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

750 rep or treefiddy. ~top 10% of registered users. This is the "heart" of surly, about 80% of the content comes from the people who have access to post here.

What's that 1%er board?  I can't post, therefore it is invalidated.

Hey. I made the grade!

Is there a newsletter?

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What's that 1%er board?  I can't post, therefore it is invalidated.

You had to have cleared $3.5M in 2018. Guess your 1040 didn't make the cut.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You had to have cleared $3.5M in 2018. Guess your 1040 didn't make the cut.

ChiTownDoc is the only member. The only topic is to discuss how rich he is 

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4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

ChiTownDoc is the only member. The only topic discusses how rich he is 

It's just him, superchef Bobby Flay, and Mark Cuban.

Spooge.  Balls.  Bloody vaginal belch.

Crap-filled vagina.

Fuck my face?  I've hardly done anything else since March.  Glad I saw COVID coming and had those ribs removed during February. 

Edited by Continental Op

Spooge.  Balls.  Bloody vaginal belch.
Crap-filled vagina.

We’re just making a point. You don’t have to celebrate it.

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