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57 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What's that 1%er board?  I can't post, therefore it is invalidated.

You should get an honorable spot in the 1%er board for your surly fundraising efforts.

Dang, I'm way short of rep for Surly 1%. I need to learn how to photoshop aggy pics or draw dicks on mspaint.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Dang, I'm way short of rep for Surly 1%. I need to learn how to photoshop aggy pics or draw dicks on mspaint.

Just go to Cloak Room and mimic the group speak. You’ll be there in no time. 

Don't need to be in a club with Dennison and b_t.

Am I?

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Guess I am

before I commit to the face fucking, is this one of those gigs where everyone spends a day in the barrel? 

If I'm a top contributor we have a huge fuckin problem man

Holy shit this is my greatest accomplishment of 2020, and maybe my entire life.

4 hours ago, Capn81 said:

I thought the 1% club would look a bit different.

 

Shit, guess this isn’t the 1% club.

You can have a seat with these fellas...

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It is not. 

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

the promotion thing isn't working properly only 15 out of the 50 that are supposed to be in that group are. Need to make sure that it is working for this forum too.

It is working.

I've said too much.

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It is working.

I've said too much.

You might be one of the 15.

This feels like the Lambda Lambda Lambda of forums 

You guys don't know what you're missing in the 1% club.

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1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

Is this where we post links to our favorite pegging videos?

The last guy who did that received  rep on the post to move to the 1% board.  

Edited by SDG

Someone already clogged the toilet. I also kind of assumed there would be bidets.

I'm going to assume 8badmofo's secret moles can't hurt us in here.

Wont the Democrats feel awkward posting here?

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Someone already clogged the toilet. I also kind of assumed there would be bidets.

I'm missing an electric toothbrush.

I don’t understand this board- nor creating one for the cloak room lunatics and making it seem exclusive and a top 1% board... wait never mind- you are a genius. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

So, is the Surly 1% forum just a place for us to see who we all need to mass neg rep to drop them from their perch? Kind of like a game?

33 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

So, is the Surly 1% forum just a place for us to see who we all need to mass neg rep to drop them from their perch? Kind of like a game?

 

41 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

So, is the Surly 1% forum just a place for us to see who we all need to mass neg rep to drop them from their perch? Kind of like a game?

I’ve made it my personal mission to neg every post there. At least until I find something better to do with my life. 

52 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

So, is the Surly 1% forum just a place for us to see who we all need to mass neg rep to drop them from their perch? Kind of like a game?


 

There is no 1% forum.

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10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

ChiTownDoc is the only member. The only topic is to discuss how rich he is 

That sounds awesome.  For you all.   Alas, no such luck.  

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

The 1% forum takes 6000 rep points to post but everyone can see it? uhhh okay.

It’s clearly a trap - seeing as anyone can neg there.  I like the fact there’s still no safe place on Surly.  As it should be...

18 hours ago, immamac said:

750 rep or treefiddy. ~top 10% of registered users. This is the "heart" of surly, about 80% of the content comes from the people who have access to post here.

So this board will be no different than 80% of the rest of the site?

 

Does this mean I'm one of those fancy "content creators" the internet keeps yapping about?

The 1% board is for posters with "legendary" status. I'm a legend in my own mind. Does that count?

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23 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This is a trap

that's my fetish

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

no.

 

750 rep or treefiddy. ~top 10% of registered users. This is the "heart" of surly, about 80% of the content comes from the people who have access to post here.

I’m not sure what says about me.

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