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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We don’t want to see pictures of you nude

Well gee speak for yourself.

On 10/24/2020 at 3:30 PM, Modessit said:

So are we 1099 or W2?

best buy coupons under the table

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

best buy coupons under the table

That fancy huh?

Alright.

$3.50/mo so worth it. Rocko20 level donator here gang

20 hours ago, deft said:

$3.50/mo so worth it. Rocko20 level donator here gang

We're gonna need to see your paystub and the note on your used Corvette.

I'm just here for the gangbang....

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

That is bold talk for a one eyed fat man, and you are one letter off from Stallone. 

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is this where we can talk CR?

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

The fuck's going on around here?

 

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Immamac, do we get to take a hit off your dab pen when you find it? With us being special and all?

CHIEF

It was a one in a million shot, Doc!

3 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Immamac, do we get to take a hit off your dab pen when you find it? With us being special and all?

CHIEF

I'm pretty sure you don't want to put your lips on it if it is found.

We're gonna need to see your paystub and the note on your used Corvette.

How about me wearing a sport coat with the tags still no it while on a date with a overseas rent-a-wife?
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On 10/28/2020 at 9:54 AM, irishtexan said:

The fuck's going on around here?

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14 hours ago, troph said:

I’m here for the circle jerk?

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I’m here for the circle jerk?

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Her lips always did look like a blow up sex doll.

The kind I see y'all posting pics of.

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negged!

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Let's get it on...
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Smokes. Would not bang.

The elevation is giving me a nose bleed. 

On 11/1/2020 at 11:56 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


You know you want to smell that belly button.

I already can from here.

I came for Gritty memes, not disappointed.

On 10/19/2020 at 2:15 PM, ztejas said:

You had to have cleared $3.5M in 2018. Guess your 1040 didn't make the cut.

Thread full of top 1%ers.......so basically a room full of nurses?

  • 2 weeks later...

The next time we get sued by dickheads, can we name the new site GrittyHorns?

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