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  • It's just an amazing phenomenon. The Cowboys have had very good QB play for almost 15 years running, and for 15 years running, a large portion of the fanbase thinks the QB is holding the team back. An

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Never bet against Kyler Murray in AT&T stadium

Playing against this defense, Kyler will feel he is back playing high school defenses.

I have a terrible feeling about this. Not expecting a win. Really not even expecting it to be close.

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5 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

I have a terrible feeling about this. Not expecting a win. Really not even expecting it to be close.

One thing you can count on is Dallas games being close. Doesn't matter if they are playing the Chiefs or the local middle school team. They will find a way for it to come down to the last possession.

24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

One thing you can count on is Dallas games being close. Doesn't matter if they are playing the Chiefs or the local middle school team. They will find a way for it to come down to the last possession.

After the opposing team blows a double digit lead, only for Dallas to get the ball with under 3 minutes left with a chance to win and have the most Dallas Cowboys sequence of events happen. Run/pass/pass/pass ball game. 

57 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

One thing you can count on is Dallas games being close. Doesn't matter if they are playing the Chiefs or the local middle school team. They will find a way for it to come down to the last possession.

With Dak piling up garbage stats after the other team let up with a 20+ pt lead. With red scrub who knows

so Baker Mayfiel and the midget are both going to beat Dallas this year? fuck

it's ok, vander esch is going to destroy kyler tonight. 

1 hour ago, Wanker Bob said:

With Dak piling up garbage stats after the other team let up with a 20+ pt lead. With red scrub who knows

Trying really hard here....

 

The Ewok will have 150 rushing yards.

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Trying really hard here....

 

The Ewok will have 150 rushing yards.

I'm not a cowboy fan. Not a hater either. Since I moved here at 15 and didn't even start watching or following american football at all until 20 I just like watching good matchups and stories. Dak seems like a good dude and I hope he gets back to 100 percent of what he was before the injury but he did put up a ton of garbage yards against defenses playing off to not give up big plays with a big lead late in games. That's just fact

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9 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

I'm not a cowboy fan. Not a hater either. Since I moved here at 15 and didn't even start watching or following american football at all until 20 I just like watching good matchups and stories. Dak seems like a good dude and I hope he gets back to 100 percent of what he was before the injury but he did put up a ton of garbage yards against defenses playing off to not give up big plays with a big lead late in games. That's just fact

 

For the only time I will in this thread, in a game that Dak isn't playing...the whole "garbage yards" is a trash take.  Especially when all those games came down to basically the last drive and he had the lead in several of those.  No one called what the Texans or Eagles did yesterday "Garbage stats"

BTW if Defenses are playing off to prevent big plays, then why do the Cowboys have most the Big plays in the NFL, and most are from when they've been behind? Teams don't play "Prevent" in the 2nd and early 3rd.

It's antiquated logic and basically just a regurgitation of what people who really don't pay attention see on Twitter/ESPN.

 

Midget goes in no loob

Was kinda weird with the interview of coach bro on the field. Chick was in the stands with coach bro on the field with camera dudes.

Seems a little like Theatre but WTF do I know.

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

 

For the only time I will in this thread, in a game that Dak isn't playing...the whole "garbage yards" is a trash take.  Especially when all those games came down to basically the last drive and he had the lead in several of those.  No one called what the Texans or Eagles did yesterday "Garbage stats"

BTW if Defenses are playing off to prevent big plays, then why do the Cowboys have most the Big plays in the NFL, and most are from when they've been behind? Teams don't play "Prevent" in the 2nd and early 3rd.

It's antiquated logic and basically just a regurgitation of what people who really don't pay attention see on Twitter/ESPN.

 

Remember, it was all "garbage yards" against Atlanta until guess what, we came back and won. And then, oh yeah, wasn't garbage anymore.

Hell with that logic, any QB who loses a game put up "garbage yards".

Did Wentz put up garbage yards yesterday? The Dak haters logic said he did. Even though they were a 2pt conversion away from tying it and a defensive stop away from getting the ball back to win.

Now if Dalton does the same thing Dak did, it will be high fives and ass slaps and how he fought hard and never gave up.

How about this. What if Vander Esch returning allows Jaylon Smith to get back to focusing more on rushing the passer and attacking the run, and both Aldon Smith and D-Law get after this extremely mediocre to bad cardinals oline? 
 

What if...
 

 

So this hot POA blonde did a segment about the GOAT Texas HS QB and no mention of VY, or my favorite Super Bill Bradley. Or as he told me Stupid Bill.

Hard to argue against the midget, his numbers are incredible but I hope he gets broken in half tonight.

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2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

So this hot POA blonde did a segment about the GOAT Texas HS QB and no mention of VY, or my favorite Super Bill Bradley. Or as he told me Stupid Bill.

Hard to argue against the midget, his numbers are incredible but I hope he gets broken in half tonight.

To be fair, VY never won a state title. These announcers aren't going to focus on those guys. No matter how great he was at Madison.

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, VY never won a state title. These announcers aren't going to focus on those guys. No matter how great he was at Madison.

Oh hell I agree, just kind of pointing out she mentioned no QB’s past 20 years ago. And an opportunity to shill for my man Super Bill. It’s all subjective.

It could be worse. We could be rolling Cooper rush out there 

I've always though that Kliff's last name should be Klingsbury.  

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Cowboys inactives: QB Garrett Gilbert, WR Malik Turner, DB Saivion Smith, S Reggie Robinson, LB Rashad Smith, LB Luke Gifford. With Leighton Vander Esch returning, Cowboys go with only five linebackers on the active roster. Something of a surprise.

 

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9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It could be worse. We could be rolling Cooper rush out there 

I just wish we could be rolling out Mike White. Guaranteed 11 game win streak to finish the season!

Was that really a bad pass? Looked like Isabella just brain-farted on it. That seemed catchable.

Yeah that was a great start. First down run for nothing. Dump off for a yard. Then another dump off.

Stupid play calling strikes again.

Knight got beat pretty bad right there 

He will continue to. Which sucks because they have no pass rush to speak of.
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7 minutes ago, Drew said:


He will continue to. Which sucks because they have no pass rush to speak of.

Every team has a pass rush against this OL sadly.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Every team has a pass rush against this OL sadly.

Jerry planned this ol. Wanted them to be seasoned for next season.

Just as we all expected. The defense actually to start the game playing pretty decent.

Too bad the offense didn’t show up ok the first drive

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Just now, Drew said:

Just as we all expected. The defense actually to start the game playing pretty decent.

Too bad the offense didn’t show up ok the first drive

My issue with the defense is they still allowed Arizona to drive the ball and flip the field, causing our offense to be backed way up. Sure, they didn't allow points but stop them earlier and gain field position. 

Keep the cards in long yards and make the chocolate dwarf passing.

Good lord I feel like Knight has had some of his worst snaps of his career in these first two drives. That last play is just inexcusable.

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Um what the hell is Knight doing? Other than sucking of course?

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Why the fuck is Jones still our punter? He might be the worst NFL punter I have seen. Holy shit. High school kids can routinely punt what he does.

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