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Lulz. Soft coverage. 3rd and forever and let him get all the yards he needed.

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Cardinals basically playing against air and still fucked up three drives.

Lol, the cowboys GM went full potato signing Zeke to that deal. Can’t believe they’ve had the same GM for 25 years considering they haven’t won shit in that time. 

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3rd and 11 and playing soft on Fitz lmao. I love this team

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I hate football

You know why that ball is such a weird shape?

Ain't always gonna bounce your way kiddo.

Just wait another 20 years for Jerry to croak and the Boys may be able to start a rebuild.

At least the offense is built for explosion with Red Rifle at the helm..... Being down 2 scores is nothing.

What does Dallas D have to taunt?

How many millions is Zeke earning per fumble?

Smartest play by Dallas all game was the 1 foot penalty.  Seriously.  Let that sink in. 

Taunting? Really?

Just give up the TD.

demarcus lawrence might want to make one play.

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Does McCarthy make it a whole season?

Unfortunately yes.  He has a built in excuse now with no Dak.

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14pt deficit is not even a sweat with Dak. With Dalton, though??

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Does McCarthy make it a whole season?

I'm hoping no but the reality is it doesn't really matter who is coaching.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The longhorns of the nfl 

Ouch 

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Midget is soft 

Still has 57 yards rushing, while Zeke has 22 and 2 lost fumbles. Also he's playing better than the Red Rocket.

No gloryhole for JerryJones this year

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Unfortunately yes.  He has a built in excuse now with no Dak.

No dak and 3 or 4 best OL out

So Kyler is shit, Dallas keeps if even with no QB play, boom two Zeke fumbles and bang 14-0 Cards.

Where's futureman?

I guess with some of those hot takes I'd leave the present behind as well. 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

38-0 Cards

I'm one of the few on here that know what you did there

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Where's futureman?

I guess with some of those hot takes I'd leave the present behind as well. 

Don't forget the clown DrBeeper

5 backup OL starting... fucking crazy.

Martin probably just said "a hey guys I think my head hurts"

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Giving the business 

Lol I love that one

 

Watching old goofy VHS football is way better than this shit on tee vee

If they can freaking protect they got the weapons out wide and at TE. They just can’t.

who's your back up QB if they keep letting blitzes go unchecked?  

I begged to the football gods for Dallas to draft Baker but Jerry does not believe in high drafts on S, fuck you Jerry.

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1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Bench Zeke. Shit is old!

I don't want to see him the rest of the night. Seriously. His act is hold

Dak took a lot of shit but Zeke is just fucking bad. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

If they can freaking protect they got the weapons out wide and at TE. They just can’t.

If only they had a QB with some run threat and pocket presence

They should give pollard more looks and take him out of kick returns.

If only they had a QB with some run threat and pocket presence

Yeah they’ll have him back next season.
25 minutes ago, markstanco said:
28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
I was kidding.  The other guy who responded was kidding.  
You're not, though.  You're tough, and smart.  And rich.  An unbeatable combination!

No you weren't. But that's fine as well. Let that sink in.

It's pretty easy to get a reaction out of you.  You have a pretty thin skin.

Pollard out there EATIN' also has two less nose rings than the starter

he needs to get rid of the damn shirt.

awful fucking play

Why. The. Fuck. Is Zeke back out there?

Dude needs to sit a whole series or two.

you aren't in the big 12 and at OU Lamb you idiot.

Just now, Drew said:


Yeah they’ll have him back next season.

They gonna franchise tag em again? 

I didn't realize hat Daks agent fucked him until recently, sad shit. Should've taken the deal but the agent wanted to get the big deal to get his business going or whatever, and the big-time agents have all the media people in their back pocket.

Awful play call. Let them throw a slant or something to get some yards. Maybe they break it.

Or take a deep shot. Maybe you get a penalty.

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Still has 57 yards rushing, while Zeke has 22 and 2 lost fumbles. Also he's playing better than the Red Rocket.

No gloryhole for JerryJones this year

Get off his dick aggy 

9 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The longhorns of the nfl 

Have several Longhorn/Cowboy fans use that analogy lately.

Jones is such a fucking spare.  good job Lamb you moron.

Fucking terrible awareness by Dalton of down and distance.... the chances of getting 3rd and 17 is bad but getting 7-8 and you get a FG attempt.  Terrible from a vet.

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