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This is just trash. Dallas about to find out how much dak meant. Can’t stop anyone on def and soon won’t be able to score on anyone 

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I don't give a shit if I lose.  AZ live -130 is a stupid live line to put out there.  I'll live with it if Dallas wakes up but holy shit they look atrocious. 

Left tackle didn't even move to block anyone lol

 

 

Dallas has the talent on offense skilled positions they have to rebuild the OL and DL.

Jesus I watched hopkins run his route with literally no one near him I guess the penalty helped 

I think the Longhorns could beat the Cowboys.  Let that sink in.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This is a fucking short bus slapfight. 

I think we could suit up some dipshits from your 'nfl fans going goon' thread in this one.  They'd probably keep it close.  JFC

Little fellow follows his old patterns, he can throw deep and can run but is horse shit on everything else.

D shutting it down for ten whole minutes!

Doomsday 2020 is born!

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I think the Longhorns could beat the Cowboys.  Let that sink in.

Dude put down the hard drugs. 
 

It would be close but horns would fuck up a special teams play late and lose.

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Another special teams fuck up. Muffed and have zero chance to do anything. Have to pray to even get the ball back.

When the fuck can we find someone who can do something on punts or kicks? 

Run the damn ball. Dalton is scaring me so far.

Larry Fitzgerald is amazing. He's at the end of his career but, it sure has been fun to watch.
Its pretty amazing. I think he is 48 years old now?
I think the Longhorns could beat the Cowboys.  Let that sink in.
Yea, Alabama would get throttled by the jets. Watch more football.

Oh Martin is down?

We done.

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Oh yay. More injuries to the OL. This is comical at this point.

Don't act surprised with[mention=430]futureman[/mention] 's hero.

He won’t even show up until/unless they start playing well and then it’ll be “Dak couldn’t do that”. Lulz
Run the damn ball. Dalton is scaring me so far.

They’ve tried. Little success. This OL is trash.

Need the quick pass game to get going. Back then off.
3 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Dude put down the hard drugs. 

Hey, look, you.  The Texas Longhorns are  .  . (thinks for a moment) . .  yeah, we are gravitational-level suckage as well. 

Dak's injury is going to be the best thing that ever happened to his bank account.

Great replay of no flag. And they miss the hit OOB?

Sure as fuck did.
Nice play but Schulz should have cut that back in..... would have gotten the first down.

Saw the same. But the fact he’s making plays at all is a nice boon. We really thought he was a bust at one point.
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7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
I think the Longhorns could beat the Cowboys.  Let that sink in.

Yea, Alabama would get throttled by the jets. Watch more football.

I was kidding.  The other guy who responded was kidding.  

You're not, though.  You're tough, and smart.  And rich.  An unbeatable combination!

Of course Zeke fumbles the football.

Was actually a nice find by Dalton there.

Just rest Zeke.  There's zero hope for this year and RB's only have so many carries before they go to shit.  Most depressing team ever to root for. 

"That fumble is all on Dak." - Futureman

this game is garbage on both sides

Murray couldn't hit the broad side of a barn right now. 

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Why did Dalton fuck up on that fumble by Zeke??

/Daklogic

Is it a good thing The Ewok has been bad so far?

And that’s The one thing hell do that’ll kill us. Jaylon didn’t do horrible there.

I was kidding.  The other guy who responded was kidding.  
You're not, though.  You're tough, and smart.  And rich.  An unbeatable combination!
No you weren't. But that's fine as well. Let that sink in.

That's on Jaylon but hard to fault him too much.  The smurf is quick.  Probably need to spy with a DB.

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