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Honey did you see I put another hamper in the bathroom? This one’s for your shirts and this one’s just for socks and poopoo undies

I can remember what my dad used to say in times like this.
What did he say?
'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Give someone else a chance!

 Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I WAS JOKING! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA HA HA! Jesus Christ, let me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! MOMMY!!!

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Edited by RPM

On April 20, 2018 at 11:15 PM, Brisketexan said:


Man...I was so in love with Teri Garr back in the day...

 

You must be bout my age.

Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here!

Edited by phdhorn
G'D it, I thought no one would put this, and I see that Pato did a few posts above! Oh well, it's a great quote anyway.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
 

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