October 21, 20205 yr Anything with razor blades in it or the toothbrushes and toothpaste the jackass neighborhood orthodontist would pass out to us kids. What a jagoff.
October 26, 20214 yr Candy corn gets a bad rap. It’s not the best candy by any means, but it’s better than most people make it out to be. Plus you can make them look like vampire teeth in your lip. So, there’s that.
October 26, 20214 yr On 10/19/2020 at 1:15 PM, Wally Pryor said: This always goes over well with the neighborhood kids. My little brother would have gone back and egged your house for those.
October 26, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, Landomatic said: Candy corn gets a bad rap. It’s not the best candy by any means, but it’s better than most people make it out to be. Plus you can make them look like vampire teeth in your lip. So, there’s that. It's not a candy I can generally eat all day, but one or two is a nice change-up.
October 26, 20214 yr 44 minutes ago, Landomatic said: Candy corn gets a bad rap. It’s not the best candy by any means, but it’s better than most people make it out to be. Plus you can make them look like vampire teeth in your lip. So, there’s that. 31 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said: It's not a candy I can generally eat all day, but one or two is a nice change-up. I rarely eat candy anyway, and candy corn is certainly not the best stuff out there, but it also wouldn't feel like October, without eating at least a few of them...
October 26, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, utee94 said: I rarely eat candy anyway, and candy corn is certainly not the best stuff out there, but it also wouldn't feel like October, without eating at least a few of them... This ^ I'll even throw in a few of the big brother pumpkin whatever things from time to time...
October 26, 20214 yr On 10/20/2020 at 11:15 AM, Your Mom said: Candy corn and pumpkins. Fuck the haters. wtf gif.
October 26, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, Landomatic said: This ^ I'll even throw in a few of the big brother pumpkin whatever things from time to time... My kids prefer the pumpkins. If I get the mixed bag and put them in a candy dish, within an hour all of the pumpkins will be picked clean out.
August 8, 20223 yr That’s putridness right there. I am one who likes Brachs candy corn not the dollar store kind. Hot dog candy corn sounds like a war crime.If you want parents keep their kids away I’m thinking candy cigarettes might do it. They are probably expensive nostalgia candy now though.
August 8, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said: That’s putridness right there. I am one who likes Brachs candy corn not the dollar store kind. Hot dog candy corn sounds like a war crime. If you want parents keep their kids away I’m thinking candy cigarettes might do it. They are probably expensive nostalgia candy now though. Amazon has them for less then a dollar a pack. I may go that route this year. In a new house so I can hand these out this year and never have to hande out candy again.
August 8, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: This sounds pretty goddamn awful. I'll admit, even for someone unabashedly loves Brach's candy corn, this stuff looks really grim. That said, I'll try them. Fucking A, man, Halloween candy season isn't far away now.
August 9, 20223 yr I had some saltwater taffy today. It was yellow, so I figured it would be lemon or banana flavored. Nope. Buttered popcorn. As the flavor hit, I was somewhat disgusted, then I ate three more pieces. Damn, that shit was good.
August 10, 20223 yr The buttered popcorn jelly belly is the nastiest flavor of all excepting the trick ones like sweaty socks and baby’s hit diaper. Would not like it with taffy either as it rips the crowns out of my mouth.
August 10, 20223 yr Mellowcreme candy (candy corn and all similar products) were a fave as a child, but I can only eat one or two now. Just too too sweet. I, too, love the little pumpkins at Halloween, and somehow my grammy used to find little hearts and arrows at Valentine's Day and put them in her candy jar. (she was pretty old fashioned about stuff like that, but I have to admit, she was smart about it--if a relative said something stupid or offensive at a family gathering, she would break up the moment by passing the jar around because someone with a lemon drop or Hershey's kiss in their mouth is shut up for at least a minute or two and everyone else can move on to another topic).
August 10, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said: The buttered popcorn jelly belly is the nastiest flavor of all excepting the trick ones like sweaty socks and baby’s hit diaper. Would not like it with taffy either as it rips the crowns out of my mouth. The popcorn jelly beans suck, but this tasted remarkably like hot buttered popcorn.
August 11, 20223 yr You never know. Buttered popcorn flavor is two extremes of horrific and ecstatic. No in between.
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