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Sorry for Toobin’ ?

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2020 just 2020'ing again.

Damn, I've been laughing for 5 minutes.  "I thought I had muted the Zoom video."  Uh . . . there's still some 'splaining to do, Jeffrey.

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If you put electrical tape over your laptop camera, double check to ensure its covering the lens not the light to indicate it's on.

 

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Look, remote work may sound good on the surface, but there's a real dark side to it. The male brain was just not designed to be constantly presented with a difficult choice between paying attention to a really boring meeting or masturbating, day-in, day-out.

Arresting me for what?!  I thought this was America!  Huh?!  Isn't this America?!

It looks like virtual meetings have fully entered into the second phase of widespread technology adoption....... the one where men start getting in trouble for doing something with their dick to it.

A truism as old as human existence.

why do the olds have so much trouble with the angle on zoom calls?

I think the bigger lesson here for all of us (thanks to Mr. Toobin) is...wear clothing that is not easily accessible, even on a Zoom meeting.

Sure, we all want to sit around in our Hane's and just scratch our junk at will during a meeting....but think of the children.

 

Yeah, if you can see both your face and your dick in the same screen shot, you’re either really out of focus or really flexible for your age. 
 

that reminds me, I need more electrical tape and yoga classes

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Sounds like Junior could have a fight on his hands for the GOP presidential nomination in 2024 if Toobin pulls a Senior and pretends he never was a Dem.

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And that's why you unplug your webcam when you aren't using it. That's rookie work-from-home shit

More like Jeffrey Toobsteak, amirite?

Clearly the Russians are at fault.

I’m gonna put $20 worth of Toobinstank on the jukebox! /rafi

37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Pics of daughter not showing up

10 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Pics of daughter not showing up

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

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Jeffrey Toob snake boogie-in

Toobin fair, I think it was somewhat of a "Challenge Accepted!" situation:

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3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

And that's why you unplug your webcam when you aren't using it. That's rookie work-from-home shit

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

32 minutes ago, Guest Russians, Ruskies, Damn it said:

Clearly the Russians are at fault.

Username checks out?  WTF guest account?

13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

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Probably a bad workplace idea, but I see the dilemma. 

The people v. OJ Simpson was a really good read. Also, nobody wants to see your 60 year old wang.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

why do the olds have so much trouble with the angle on zoom calls?

Seriously.  I could be getting blown by a pair of midget hookers and no one would know.  Hypothetically.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Seriously.  I could be getting blown by a pair of midget hookers and no one would know.  Hypothetically.

This is a safe space. You can tell us.

I hear Zoom camera adds a few inches, per friend of mine. 

25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

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Attractive woman per photo, the fuck would she hook up with him for?  She lose a bet? 

What really makes me uncomfortable is the idea that before there was video conferencing there was just conference calls... So how many dudes had their wang out while doing business over the phone... 10%? 40%?

Shit I feel weird writing emails on the toilet.  

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during a break-out session during an election simulation

Jeffrey, dude....it was a SIMulation, not a STIMulation.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

whoa.  it's Casey Greenfield, daughter of CNN/CBS analyst Jeff Greenfield.

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I'm not saying it was right...but I understand. 

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LOL, Do people still bury time capsules?  I'm sure 99.9% of them are boring af but imagine somebody opening up a 2020 capsule.  That will be the holy grail.  

He thought it was an erection simulation?

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

So you only stand up and pull your dick out when the webcam is on and the thing is open?  Party on, Garth! 

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

both my laptops are equipped with a little switch. even when that thing is closed, and my webcam is off, i'm still not standing up and pulling my dick out. wtf man

One day, we are going to wake up to an email or voicemail or text message, explaining that somebody had captured video from various cameras on devices that we thought were off, with examples of said captures, and they want us to pay up.  It's going to be a part of a massive operation that went on for a few years, to the point where there is a massive database of nudes and various other behaviors from hundreds of millions, if not billions of devices.

When that is, I don't know, we still have two full months of 2020 left.

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