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How long did it take someone to say something?

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wait, wait, wait, the dude didn't just pull out his junk to see if that itch was an antbite or whatever, he was actively masturbating on a conference call?

hahahaahhaha holy shit. 

this makes me wonder. every all hands teams call there's always some idiot who isn't on mute and some strange noises. this has me wondering how many of my coworkers a furiously yanking it while the svp reads out our sales numbers. 

jesus christ.

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The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

 

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OMG, seemingly unaware my ass. Like a fart in a car.

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47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

One day, we are going to wake up to an email or voicemail or text message, explaining that somebody had captured video from various cameras on devices that we thought were off, with examples of said captures, and they want us to pay up.  It's going to be a part of a massive operation that went on for a few years, to the point where there is a massive database of nudes and various other behaviors from hundreds of millions, if not billions of devices.

When that is, I don't know, we still have two full months of 2020 left.

It's another ballgame when tv's and fridges start spitting out video and images.  Somebody think about the soapboxes.  Seriously, it'll be great finally watching our elected and religious leaders, pun intended, come back to earth.  And just maybe, we'll put the moral puritan genie back into the bottle.    

51 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

wait, wait, wait, the dude didn't just pull out his junk to see if that itch was an antbite or whatever, he was actively masturbating on a conference call?

hahahaahhaha holy shit. 

this makes me wonder. every all hands teams call there's always some idiot who isn't on mute and some strange noises. this has me wondering how many of my coworkers a furiously yanking it while the svp reads out our sales numbers. 

jesus christ.

In my defense I did have a pretty good quarter.

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If you put electrical tape over your laptop camera, double check to ensure its covering the lens not the light to indicate it's on.

 

this advice is rather specific...

odds that his object of attention was one of the other "all stars" on the call...

To bad they didn’t include the National Lampoon frog with no legs coming out of the kitchen.  That would have really sold it.6E2B3227-9A42-4604-9A63-28300350A111.jpeg

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Oh shit that's funny.

Am I just not seeing that logo correctly...is O.J. Simpson wearing the Globe & Anchor logo?  I mean, yes...Marines are killers.  But it's typically reserved for foreign enemies.  

I feel like we’ve eaten a lot of shit and 2020 owed us this. 

5 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

What really makes me uncomfortable is the idea that before there was video conferencing there was just conference calls... So how many dudes had their wang out while doing business over the phone... 10%? 40%?

Shit I feel weird writing emails on the toilet.  


Get over it. I write emails on the toilet ... with my dick. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

You know it's bad when a murderer feels like he can take a swing.

I’ll be honest and say this one doesn’t shock me, at all. He has always come off kind of odd when I have listened to him talk. This though is crazy town. I want to say that this would ruin his career, but in this simulation he’ll probably wind up better off than he already is financially.

I’ll be honest and say this one doesn’t shock me, at all. He has always come off kind of odd when I have listened to him talk. This though is crazy town. I want to say that this would ruin his career, but in this simulation he’ll probably wind up better off than he already is financially.

Shit, he just qualified himself to be POTUS.

As Republicans rejoice at this, let's all remember that Donald Trump was accused of sexual assault by double digit women.  Jeffrey Toobin accidentally showed his prick to some people over the internet.

It’s not a party until he sticks it in the mashed potatoes. 

I think everyone's getting toobint out of shape over this.

11 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I think everyone's getting toobint out of shape over this.

I can't beat that.

It's a shame his CNN appearances are over.  He really was a master debater.

 

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14 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

So Toobin was loobin.......on an election simulation call?  Laugh Out Loud Lol GIF by HiSmileTeeth

Maybe he’s a dry guy.

13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

In my defense I did have a pretty good quarter of a foot.

FIFY.  

Wonder if he has jazz hands ??    We know he has jizz hands...

8 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

I can't beat that.

Toobin can beat it.

9 hours ago, Your Mom said:

It’s not a party until he sticks it in the mashed potatoes. 

Oh my.

Toobinstank.... The Reason...

18 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Arresting me for what?!  I thought this was America!  Huh?!  Isn't this America?!

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13 hours ago, ftf82 said:

To bad they didn’t include the National Lampoon frog with no legs coming out of the kitchen.  That would have really sold it.6E2B3227-9A42-4604-9A63-28300350A111.jpeg

 

17 hours ago, Underdog said:

I hear Zoom camera adds a few inches, per friend of mine. 

Probably why he did it. Wanted to pretend he actually has a 5 inch dick 

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

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He must feel REALLY GOOD about Biden’s chances on election night.

14 hours ago, naija said:

odds that his object of attention was one of the other "all stars" on the call...

Isn't he part of the CNN election panel? My guess is Erin Burnett.

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

Am I just not seeing that logo correctly...is O.J. Simpson wearing the Globe & Anchor logo?  I mean, yes...Marines are killers.  But it's typically reserved for foreign enemies.  

Semper Knife.

Maybe it was an asian person who announced it as an election simulation?

For every Jeffrey Toobin who gets caught, imagine how many other ordinary people have done the same thing.

IIRC a school district had to issue a directive to parents to wear clothes and stop smoking blunts in the background of their kid's online classroom meetings.

 

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

For every Jeffrey Toobin who gets caught, imagine how many other ordinary people have done the same thing.

 

#METOOBIN

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2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

For every Jeffrey Toobin who gets caught, imagine how many other ordinary people have done the same thing.

IIRC a school district had to issue a directive to parents to wear clothes and stop smoking blunts in the background of their kid's online classroom meetings.

 

I'm beating my meat right now.  I'm typing with my left hand so I miy meke a typo or tree.

Leave it to the NY Post for afternoon comedic relief:

The New Yorker magazine star and top CNN legal analyst — who is suspended from the publication and on leave at the network after being accused of performing manual labor in an online meeting with fellow mag talent — was outed as having an extramarital affair and getting his girlfriend pregnant about a decade ago.

 

https://nypost.com/2020/10/20/accused-zoom-masturbator-jeffrey-toobin-has-sordid-sex-history/

I can't believe I hadn't heard about this until today.  I ignored the thread as I assumed it was just some CR shit I was trying to avoid.  Damn, I like to crank it as much as the next guy, but I can wait a few minutes until I log off.  

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Leave it to the NY Post for afternoon comedic relief:

The New Yorker magazine star and top CNN legal analyst — who is suspended from the publication and on leave at the network after being accused of performing manual labor in an online meeting with fellow mag talent — was outed as having an extramarital affair and getting his girlfriend pregnant about a decade ago.

 

https://nypost.com/2020/10/20/accused-zoom-masturbator-jeffrey-toobin-has-sordid-sex-history/

Man that’s an old 48

Yeah, the uproar is because he masturbated, not because he masturbated ON A ZOOM MEETING.

Give me a break.  I seriously weep for our future.

18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I can't believe I hadn't heard about this until today.  I ignored the thread as I assumed it was just some CR shit I was trying to avoid.  Damn, I like to crank it as much as the next guy, but I can wait a few minutes until I log off.  

Same here. Thread really should have been in Lulz or DT

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