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Humanizing Chronic Masturbators was not on my 2020 bingo card.

7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Humanizing Chronic Masturbators was not on my 2020 bingo card.

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL ...... I AM A HUMAN BEING !!!!

8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Humanizing Chronic Masturbators was not on my 2020 bingo card.

define chronic...

For every Jeffrey Toobin who gets caught, imagine how many other ordinary people have done the same thing.
IIRC a school district had to issue a directive to parents to wear clothes and stop smoking blunts in the background of their kid's online classroom meetings.
 


Also lulz.
 

I’m gonna guess that if you’ve got a hot coworker on that zoom video call, the chances are pretty high.

The boss move is doing it while sharing a home office with your wife.

I’m gonna guess that if you’ve got a hot coworker on that zoom video call, the chances are pretty high.

The boss move is doing it while sharing a home office with your wife.

Disturbingly specific.
  • 3 weeks later...
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Dick move.

Seems like he got yanked from his position prematurely.  

Just rubs me  the wrong way.

Hard to take.

Very diplomatic. I totally would have blown my load. 

no jerking around 

Happy trails.

I wouldn't worry about his future. I'm sure he's already going back-and-forth furiously with his agent figuring out his next gig.

To just be yanked and pulled from your profession like that.

A true stroke of bad luck.

24 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Sacked.

Tossed

Unloaded

Whacked

Discharged

Edited by TexArcher

3 minutes ago, ndawg said:

I wouldn't worry about his future. I'm sure he's already going back-and-forth furiously with his agent figuring out his next gig.

Then I guess it’ll just be a happy ending after all.

I just gotta say, I'll bet that was a hard tweet to type.  Hard and short.  I'm sure he wrestled with it for a long time.

I actually kind of envy him.  I mean, the entire world knows he got caught jerking off on a zoom call.  After processing that realization, I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Sounds liberating.

Also, I have a fantasy about living in a nudist colony.

Edited by BearSchlong

I’m sure he’ll reach around to others in his profession and find a load of new opportunities.

I chortled.

 

 

Edited by BearSchlong

guys a pro at the self pwn. What a fucking clown.

 

 

Edited by BearSchlong
I can't twitter correctly

On 10/21/2020 at 12:56 PM, Anastasis said:

Also lulz.

 

I have absolutely whipped my dick out while on a zoom call, but that was while the call was going on safely in another room and I needed to take a piss.  Only thing you have to worry about in that situation is the mute button, though.

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I have absolutely whipped my dick out while on a zoom call, but that was while the call was going on safely in another room and I needed to take a piss.  Only thing you have to worry about in that situation is the mute button, though.

Double mute engaged before pinching anything off, Work at Home rule #1. Buying a camera blocker for video is #2. KVM switch is #3.  

Edited by Anastasis

Being a staff writer isn't what got him in trouble....being a staff yanker, that turned out to be a bit of an issue.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Being a staff writer isn't what got him in trouble....being a staff yanker, that turned out to be a bit of an issue.

rimshot GIF

I blame the New Yorker for having the Asian intern tell him he was needed on a Zoom meeting regarding the election. 

That escalated quickly 

 

  • 1 year later...

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