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Astros 2020-21 offseason- can't be any worse than last year, right? RIGHT?

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    At this point, that’s a decent trade.  

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1 hour ago, texashorne said:

It must have been Fauci that diagnosed him

Is this supposed to be funny?  Or fucking stupid and not in the right place.

 

Shitty news about Framber.

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Is this supposed to be funny?  Or fucking stupid and not in the right place.

 

Shitty news about Framber.

funny.

32 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

It's now or never for Whitley.

 

he needs to be told : go out there and quit being a pussy 

skeeter stadium is getting the mlb makeover. lot of updates on julia's Instagram 

Hey they won 14-0 today lol

Name we haven't seen awhile pitched an inning....Martes

Sounds like Frambler is out for the season.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Sounds like Frambler is out for the season.

 

10 hours ago, kevwun said:

Sounds like Frambler is out for the season.

Maybe so but I’ve seen no new information out for you to come to that conclusion. 
 

Also, lots of Rona at WPB

 

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

skeeter stadium is getting the mlb makeover. lot of updates on julia's Instagram 

yeah they kicked us out the the training room

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

MMP needs a coffee shop

You slept til noon. 

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outside of chic fil a / cracker jacks / peanuts / $1 hot dog night, ill just pass on MMP food this season. everything I had today was shitty

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

outside of chic fil a / cracker jacks / peanuts / $1 hot dog night, ill just pass on MMP food this season. everything I had today was shitty

You’re a no on Shake Shack and Pluckers? 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

You’re a no on Shake Shack and Pluckers? 

 

i can pass on both of those, better in restaurant. the hot dog bun was stale (and no stations, mustard and relish from packets), my pretzel was 1/2 stale, and the nacho chips were iffy.

Sigh. It’s always something with this chump  


 

Edited by TonyTexas

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i can pass on both of those, better in restaurant. the hot dog bun was stale (and no stations, mustard and relish from packets), my pretzel was 1/2 stale, and the nacho chips were iffy.

It's a baseball game not a Michelin Star restaurant

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Sigh. It’s always something with this chump  


 

It is. I'll be shocked if he ever contributes in a meaningful way. It is like a longer, more drawn-out Mark Appel story arc. 

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Sigh. It’s always something with this chump  


 

 

that kid needs to stop being such a huge pussy 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Jeff Pasan reporting Houston signs Jake Odorizzi to a two year deal. 

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

It's a baseball game not a Michelin Star restaurant

 

they did serve me on the wrong side but I was letting that slide 

Odorizzi signing probably not good news on the Framber front. Situations like this is why Click kept some powder dry this offseason. 

 

Yeah, pretty much confirms Frambler is out for the year.

5 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

It is. I'll be shocked if he ever contributes in a meaningful way. It is like a longer, more drawn-out Mark Appel story arc. 

I've thought this for a long time now. 

the kid just doesn't have the fire in his belly. fuck him, a fucking beta cuck pussy 

 

Yeah, pretty much confirms Frambler is out for the year.
Not sure he'll miss whole year, but he's likely out for a while. I read that the longest anyone has missed with this type of injury was 100 games. With the season not even underway, that likely puts a projected return around the ASG. [emoji1696]
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they did serve me on the wrong side but I was letting that slide 

I like when they tell you how to eat it.

 

"Chef recommends you pick this hot dog up with your hands and stuff it in your face."

Fucking shit, this sucks

What could have been?!?!

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2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Woooooowwwww

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What a fucking pussy. Rub some dirt on it you bitch. /tx 3 putt

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's never going to pitch for the Astros, is he?

Prob not 

19 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Too bad we didn't trade him.

 

This is gonna be the real downfall 

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