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8 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Take it to the CR.   Have enough of it already in the Eyes thread. 

You and Cactus can kiss my ass. 

best looking unis in all of college sports  so we will look like the belle of the ball while getting butt fucked up and down the field 

Lack of natural grass means the back of those unis are going to stay sharp.

1 hour ago, Roofle said:

Okay, apparently we're wearing the icy whites at home

 

 

I went to this thread expecting to hate them. Those icy whites are clean as shit. Hard to fuck up a storm trooper look, but those look good. 

8 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Lack of natural grass means the back of those unis are going to stay sharp.

ISWYDT

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Nvm

Edited by ztejas

Just now, ztejas said:

Oh so the Eyes of Texas is racist but we're going to wear white uniforms to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the 1970 national championship team.

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To be fair, that team was all white, wasn’t it? Lol

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

No. 

No?

 

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Oh shit I missed 67. He’s on the fence.

Edited by youdunnf'dup

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

No?

 

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67 looks not white

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

67 looks not white

Yeah I made a quick edit and you beat me to it. He looks biracial at the very least 

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Special uniforms for a home game against Baylor that we've had two weeks to prepare for while sitting at 2-2 and losing in dramatic fashion to tcu and ou the last two outings just makes so much sense for this team.

   

1 hour ago, wood said:

Hype turned up to 11 !1!1!!1! For a shitty 2-2 team that should be 1-3. JFC.

Win? Then wear whatever the fuck you want. Lose? STFU.

 

Jfc, some people will bitch about anything.

Just because the team is struggling doesn't mean you pass on an opportunity to celebrate the past.

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

   

 

Jfc, some people will bitch about anything.

Just because the team is struggling doesn't mean you pass on an opportunity to celebrate the past.

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BTW I looked.  We won that split title in 70 with these passing statistics.  53-125 936 yards, 5 TDs 6 INTs.

 

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Nope

fat fuck, bearded, wearing a hawaiian shirt?  sure that’s not you?

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

BTW I looked.  We won that split title in 70 with these passing statistics.  53-125 936 yards, 5 TDs 6 INTs.

 

 

“Three things can happen when you pass, and two of 'em are bad." - Darrell Royal 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

fat fuck, bearded, wearing a hawaiian shirt?  sure that’s not you?

Skinny dude, bearded, wearing a t-shirt.

24 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

BTW I looked.  We won that split title in 70 with these passing statistics.  53-125 936 yards, 5 TDs 6 INTs.

 

 

Looks sort of like Sam's line against OU. Plus some INTs. 

I have some recollection, from some long ago LSU vs. Tulane game....that the NCAA requires the home team to wear color, unless the opponent agrees otherwise?

 

Apparently, Tulane is the only LSU opponent that regularly (they used to play often) forced them to wear purple at home.

 

If true, I guess Baylor had to sign off.

3 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I have some recollection, from some long ago LSU vs. Tulane game....that the NCAA requires the home team to wear color, unless the opponent agrees otherwise?

 

Apparently, Tulane is the only LSU opponent that regularly (they used to play often) forced them to wear purple at home.

 

If true, I guess Baylor had to sign off.

Here is a good article 

 

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/lsu-football/lsu-home-whites-great-college-football-tradition/

 

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

No?

 

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Oh shit I missed 67. He’s on the fence.

69 was the last all-white champion, but we had at least one black player on the JV. The 1970 National Champion team was integrated. 

Edited by Tex Pete

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I’m gonna like seeing the Dark Brown longhorn on the helmets

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I’m glad the “stormtrooper whites” moniker has been dying out the past few years. No idea why people thought naming those unis after the bumblefucks of the Star Wars universe was a good idea. But then again it was fitting for our teams recently. 

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I’m gonna like seeing the Dark Brown longhorn on the helmets

That’s the actual burnt orange color we all expect.

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

ad@athletics.utexas.edu

Hit him up after the game and let him know how much better the decal looks and how clean it looks without “TEXAS” on the front. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

that should be the permanent helmet decal.

Charlie's legacy

Sorry to be Debbie Downer here. I've been trashing all the woke crap here as much as anyone, but sadly, I'm going to make a woke statement. I think in the current atmosphere, it looks a little tone-deaf. (pun intended) Also, Mensa will try to spin it as some kind proof that he loves and understands UT. I hope it somehow backfires and contributes to his demi$e. 

Neg me. I deserve it.

 

Woke-Em.jpg 

 

 

12 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Sorry to be Debbie Downer here. I've been trashing all the woke crap here as much as anyone, but sadly, I'm going to make a woke statement. I think in the current atmosphere, it looks a little tone-deaf. (pun intended) Also, Mensa will try to spin it as some kind proof that he loves and understands UT. I hope it somehow backfires and contributes to his demi$e. 

Neg me. I deserve it.

 

Woke-Em.jpg 

 

 

What looks tone deaf? Wearing a basic version of our road uni?

So Baylor gets to come here and wear green on our green field while we wear white? That's about right. It's confirmed: last minute onside kick here we come!

Edited by B00M
Those unis are clean AF but unwise this weekend

Just now, Tex Pete said:

What looks tone deaf? Wearing a basic version of our road uni?

I meant celebrating the 1970 team in all-whites. Is that what we're celebrating? I'm sure it will upset the social justice warriors in the locker room. I could be wrong. Don't really care anymore about his team except Sam and Ossai. 

I started with De Maguey Vida mescal - try it. It's freaking awesome. Then moved to a nice Argentinian cabernet called Mascota Vineyards. Very nice. Anyway, isn't this the Daily Mail message boards? I hate Tom Herman. I like Inna Moll. https://www.instagram.com/innamoll/?hl=en and use her to raise the cultural standards here.  

Inna's is a real smoke job. (See Instagram link) So is my wife. 

Thanks to Tom, I hate Saturdays.   

 

Please neg me.

 

Inna-Fight.jpg Inna being Inna. 

 

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I meant celebrating the 1970 team in all-whites. Is that what we're celebrating? I'm sure it will upset the social justice warriors in the locker room. I could be wrong. Don't really care anymore about his team except Sam and Ossai. 

I started with De Maguey Vida mescal - try it. It's freaking awesome. Then moved to a nice Argentinian cabernet called Mascota Vineyards. Very nice. Anyway, isn't this the Daily Mail message boards? I hate Tom Herman. I like Inna Moll. https://www.instagram.com/innamoll/?hl=en and use her to raise the cultural standards here.  

Inna's is a real smoke job. (See Instagram link) So is my wife. 

Thanks to Tom, I hate Saturdays.   

 

Please neg me.

 

Inna-Fight.jpg Inna being Inna. 

 

whaaaats with those baby bumps

and the weird protrusion in the backsies. i am scared

and drunk

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I meant celebrating the 1970 team in all-whites. Is that what we're celebrating? I'm sure it will upset the social justice warriors in the locker room. I could be wrong.

Not sure what you’re sensitive about. You know the 1970 was not all white, right?

i mean, our colors are burnt orange and white. Not sure how anyone could possibly be offended by that.

Are we now inventing another issue to be offended by?

Edited by Tex Pete

Burnt Orange pants would hide the spotting better.

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Not sure what you’re sensitive about. You know the 1970 was not all white, right?

i mean, our colors are burnt orange and white. Not sure how anyone could possibly be offended by that.

Are we now inventing another issue to be offended by?

This your first Surly outrage rodeo?

5 hours ago, Roofle said:

Okay, apparently we're wearing the icy whites at home

 

 

What's so wrong with just coming out in the standard uniform and winning the damn game? Stop with all the runway fashion shit.

7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

whaaaats with those baby bumps

and the weird protrusion in the backsies. i am scared

and drunk

We are brothers. 

12 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I meant celebrating the 1970 team in all-whites. Is that what we're celebrating? I'm sure it will upset the social justice warriors in the locker room. I could be wrong. Don't really care anymore about his team except Sam and Ossai. 

I started with De Maguey Vida mescal - try it. It's freaking awesome. Then moved to a nice Argentinian cabernet called Mascota Vineyards. Very nice. Anyway, isn't this the Daily Mail message boards? I hate Tom Herman. I like Inna Moll. https://www.instagram.com/innamoll/?hl=en and use her to raise the cultural standards here.  

Inna's is a real smoke job. (See Instagram link) So is my wife. 

Thanks to Tom, I hate Saturdays.   

 

Please neg me.

 

Inna-Fight.jpg Inna being Inna. 

 

Are you seriously making some sort of equivalence between the white uniforms and white skin color?  Please tell me you're not that dumb.  Please tell me I'm misunderstanding this.

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Not sure what you’re sensitive about. You know the 1970 was not all white, right?

i mean, our colors are burnt orange and white. Not sure how anyone could possibly be offended by that.

Are we now inventing another issue to be offended by?

I've been drinking and I asked you to please neg me. Here's another image of Inna Moll:

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whaaaats with those baby bumps
and the weird protrusion in the backsies. i am scared
and drunk


8:15 on a Tuesday?

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Are you seriously making some sort of equivalence between the white uniforms and white skin color?  Please tell me you're not that dumb.  Please tell me I'm misunderstanding this.

Trashmaster, I've admired your posts for two years, so yes, I am that dumb. And no, you're not misunderstanding. I have been drinking. Here is another picture of Inna. While I admire the ardor and positivity of the JUGGS thread posters, I prefer a more sophisticated, slender build.  

Please neg me. College football sucks. 

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49 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Sorry to be Debbie Downer here. I've been trashing all the woke crap here as much as anyone, but sadly, I'm going to make a woke statement. I think in the current atmosphere, it looks a little tone-deaf. (pun intended) Also, Mensa will try to spin it as some kind proof that he loves and understands UT. I hope it somehow backfires and contributes to his demi$e. 

Neg me. I deserve it.

 

Woke-Em.jpg 

 

 

If the white unis get culture-cancelled, i'm out.

but they are a clear disadvantage vs baylor's greens. If we're going to keep playing on fake grass, make it white or burnt orange. Fuck everyone.

Shit's gone serious. I like all womens just prefer more bumpiness. Not too much ...haha fuck it I'll take it all

I do like the new uniforms

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How about we put red stripes back on the helmets for all the asshats that leveled back down

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