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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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#9204

That security detail was READY. Surprised he didn’t pull his gun 

#9209
12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That security detail was READY. Surprised he didn’t pull his gun 

If it had been an Hispanic player, the security detail would have had a justified shooting given Biden/Harris' lax immigration enforcement.

#9211
16 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Can we start an NIL fund for Ewers to drill that ball into his temple?

 

Ewers 100% thinks Abbott is great.

#9214

WTF is going on here?

This is the way. https://t.co/do02nrL1LC

 

#9215
14 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

This is the way. https://t.co/do02nrL1LC

 

I don’t know the backstory but sickening that the governor is celebrating police violence. 

#9217
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

 

Abbott celebrating somebody else potentially ending up in a wheel chair?

It's crazy how batshit Greg Abbott has turned out to be. I don't recall him being this much of an asshole when he was on the Texas Supreme Court and was AG.

#9218
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

This is the way. https://t.co/do02nrL1LC

 

Well for one thing the suspect put his hands up but the cop went ahead and pancaked him anyway. 

 

I felt this one

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This is the way.

It could have been worse.

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#9221
18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

it’s harder to get a beauticians license than to be a cop in texas 

as the meme I saw the other day said, it's harder to sell a taco than it is to shoot someone with ar-15. we let the lizard brains win and here we are

#9227
2 hours ago, texasdago said:

LOL... was getting ads for this but had no idea it would take this spin.  LOL.

Do we know if he's trying to stop it?  (seriously)

There is a musical happening about Young Greg Abbott : r/texas

 

GIF by Giphy QA

lawyer caveman GIF

 

Damn I  miss Lobo

#9228

The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore.  So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about.  Just gotta make sure they’re brown.

Yesterday, I announced Texas is launching a statewide operation to go after the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua.@TxDPS will coordinate with federal and local partners through Texas Anti-Gang Centers to stop these dangerous criminals.Our #1 priority is keeping Texans safe.

 

#9230
5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

All DPS does these days if pose for photo ops.

These days? That would imply that this is a recent development.

#9231
18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore.  So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about.  Just gotta make sure they’re brown.

Yesterday, I announced Texas is launching a statewide operation to go after the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua.@TxDPS will coordinate with federal and local partners through Texas Anti-Gang Centers to stop these dangerous criminals.Our #1 priority is keeping Texans safe.

 

Is he talking about the gang in that picture? 

#9236
5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

When is the last time Hot Wheels held a press conference?

42 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Greg, why don't you go after the white supremacist gangs that deal meth all throughout the state? Haven't heard of a single initiative on that. 

So pathetically transparent

On the one hand, probably still trying to catch Trump’s attention, all the while nobody around Abbott will tell him the truth - that Trump doesn’t like people in wheel chairs around him.

On the other, and this is completely anecdotal, while dropping my youngest off this morning, I talked to one of the other parents, who is a staffer for a legislator, and she mentioned that her Republican counterparts are “concerned” about some down ballot races that they think Trump is putting into play.  And this was before todays “animals” comments. She said there is some scrambling over finances, donors are being asked to pony up directly to the Texas organizations and even to individual campaigns,  and not Trump Co., and that Abbott seems to give no fucks about the down ballot folks.

 

#9237
7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

The MS-13 bogeyman doesn’t play anymore.  So we need a new gang to make up phony issues about.  Just gotta make sure they’re brown.

Yesterday, I announced Texas is launching a statewide operation to go after the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua.@TxDPS will coordinate with federal and local partners through Texas Anti-Gang Centers to stop these dangerous criminals.Our #1 priority is keeping Texans safe.

 

Abbott probably read about Tren de Aragua in Time magazine.

#9238
55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott seems to give no fucks about the down ballot folks.

Well, he HAS gone full-on Trumpy, so "fuck those down ballot folks, this is my money" is on brand.

#9241
1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said:

Like Cruz and Paxton, Greg Abbott is a fascist lackey for Gilead in a racist Handmaid's Tale America. That's all he is. Fuck him.

There isn't much room for handicapped people in Trump's America.

#9244
On 9/10/2024 at 7:16 AM, Jive Turkey said:

WTF is going on here?

This is the way. https://t.co/do02nrL1LC

 

No, Abbott, this is the way. Insert Abbott in place of elderly man.

 

 

#9245

Come on Greg.  Explain how one of your biggest voucher scam advocates, who is also an anti-gay activist, starred in gay porn movies.

Current Revolt, a far-right website that features a contributor who has shared Hitler memes, has reported that Corey DeAngelis, a pro-school privatization activist with an anti-LGBTQ streak, did gay porn.What is evening happening anymore? https://t.co/3JcA9HSKWB

 

 

#9250

Doing stupid shit so that his base can masturbate to stupid shit. This dude can't roll his ass out of office fast enough.

1. His buddies hold up border bill.

2. Install razor wires as a publicity stunt.

3. Idiot base goes crazy. Republican voters are god damned idiots.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-new-mexico-border-wire-b2615743.html

In an effort to prevent migrant crossings from the southern border, Texas installed a razor wire along its border with New Mexico, not Mexico — upsetting the southwestern state’s governor.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced on September 14 that his state would be “TRIPLING our razor wire border barriers to deny illegal entry into our state and our country.” However, rather than installing the razor wire along the Rio Grande river bank that faces Mexico, KTSM on Tuesday captured footage of Texas Army National Guard troops installing it along a bank that faces New Mexico.

This newly-laid barrier extends from West Paisano Drive to the Texas side of the Anapra, New Mexico, according to the outlet.

New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham, a Democrat, told The Independent in a statement that Republican Abbott’s latest move was a “political stunt” that will have “will have no meaningful impact on our nation’s broken immigration system.”

The Texas governor “seems to be pushing to make Texas its own country without regard for his neighbors or the fact that Texas is already part of a great nation—the United States,” Lujan Grisham said.

She continued: “If he doesn’t think that New Mexico is important to the overall well-being of Texas, then he must be forgetting about the Permian Basin and the oil industry that straddles our two states. I don’t see him laying concertina wire there.” The New Mexico governor then urged Congressional Republicans to “stop holding up the carefully negotiated, bipartisan agreement they are deliberately stalling in Washington at the expense of our entire nation.”

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