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Harden the schools is the dumbest fucking idea 

Let’s barricade our schools, churches, grocery stores, all because a bunch of selfish cunts like to jerk off to guns. 

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

the jerk GIF

 

He hates doors!!!!!

 

Stay away from the doors!!!!!

Edited by Grade of D as in David

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

the jerk GIF

 

He hates doors!!!!!

 

Stay away from the doors!!!!!

That was EXACTLY my thought when I heard Ted's bullshit.  Thanks for posting it.

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10 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Thanks. $1,000 campaign donation on its way.

I'm kind of novice when it comes to guns so please excuse what might seem like a silly question, but do you gun guys like AR-15s so much because the narrow barrel actually hugs your little pecker when you jerk off into it while something like a shotgun barrel barely makes contact?

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

you didn't hear, the 2019 texas leg session was the great session, not in the history of Texas, but all time history !!!

patrick agree'd 

I found my answer..

 

 

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34 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Thanks. $1,000 campaign donation on its way.

I sent $5,000 to the Uvalde County Democrats in response. Your move, little peen.

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27 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I sent $5,000 to the Uvalde County Democrats in response. Your move, little peen.

I sent 10,000 cat facts subscriptions.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Didn’t the shooter encounter an armed officer in this instance and also in Santa Fe?

56 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I'm kind of novice when it comes to guns so please excuse what might seem like a silly question, but do you gun guys like AR-15s so much because the narrow barrel actually hugs your little pecker when you jerk off into it while something like a shotgun barrel barely makes contact?

They love all guns....the big girthy shotguns go in the back.

I sent $5,000 to the Uvalde County Democrats in response. Your move, little peen.

Yeah, well,

You didn’t and I did.

So there’s that.
1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


Yeah, well,

You didn’t and I did.

So there’s that.

Tell me you like dead kids without telling me you like dead kids.

So…the Echo Chamber still rings solid as ever. Awesome.

So…the Echo Chamber still rings solid as ever. Awesome.

That’s fucking rich.
22 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Yeah, well,

You didn’t and I did.

So there’s that.

I know believing that makes you feel better. It's far likelier you didn't make yours but instead just thought you'd make a terrible post on this thread for no reason but to be a jackass.

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

I’m sure Ted knows a lot about back door access

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:


Thanks. $1,000 campaign donation on its way.

Post a pic shithead

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

So…the Echo Chamber still rings solid as ever. Awesome.

I'm glad I now know you are a terrible human being. 

I know three people that sent Beto $$ today, plus me.

will be interesting to see if he gets a fundraising bump. 

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Guns don’t kill people, doors kill people.

8 hours ago, MirrOlure said:


Thanks. $1,000 campaign donation on its way.

Anyone who gives that penis wrinkle a dime, proves himself a cunt. 

3 hours ago, Doug E. Fresh said:

Guns don’t kill people, doors kill people.

Well, garage doors certainly do. Which is why many have safety features in an attempt to prevent human stupidity, manufacturer liability, and equipment malfunction.

Yet, the toddlers who must have any type of gun whenever they want it, however many they want, and to wield it wherever they want are being allowed out of the sandbox instead of discussing why a product cannot be regulated as to those conditions. Bring up the Constitution all you want, but as someone whose internal organs have been regulated to the point that the State oversees them, I'm not having any of that shit parsing argument from those big babies. It's mostly men that are committing these crimes and making this argument that they should have no restrictions and they react just like their mom told them they couldn't play with matches because they'd burn the house down.

Obstructionist little shits.

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

I know three people that sent Beto $$ today, plus me.

will be interesting to see if he gets a fundraising bump. 

I sent him $100 today.

I was so excited when I first saw the video clip with Beto; I was certain Dan Patrick's head was going to explode.
So disappointing that the failed sports reporter, bar owner, radio host, turned Rush Limbaugh cuck station owner didn't have an aenurysm right there.

16 hours ago, MirrOlure said:


Thanks. $1,000 campaign donation on its way.

imagine being this big of an asshole. wow. 

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

I know three people that sent Beto $$ today, plus me.

will be interesting to see if he gets a fundraising bump. 

I doubled my monthly donation

For anyone wondering who was actually happy about the events a couple of days ago, now we know. @MirrOlure saw this, thought "hmm, that's a good start", and (allegedly) financially supported the Republic Mayor to continue his bang-up job.



So…the Echo Chamber still rings solid as ever. Awesome.


DP


LOL.
22 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Thanks. $1,000 campaign donation on its way.

OU admires how much you suck.

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22 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

So…the Echo Chamber still rings solid as ever. Awesome.

I’m happy to say I’m part of an echo chamber that looks to curtail gun violence and mass shootings at schools by making high powered sport rifles harder to obtain by 18 year olds. The fact that you’re not says way more about you than the rest of the posters here who are fed up with the “oh well can’t do anything about because I can’t be restricted on my gun ownership” rhetoric crowd. Stop being an asshole and care about your fellow people, asshole.

Reading comments online and it's basically all the same bullshit excuses as always. Gun laws don't work, criminals don't care about laws, bad people will do harm if they want to do harm, arm the teachers, blah blah blah fuck you.

Only country in the world where this is an epidemic and somehow we just throw up our hands and say 'can't do shit about it!'

19 hours ago, Doug E. Fresh said:

Guns don’t kill people, doors kill people.

 

19 hours ago, Doug E. Fresh said:

Guns don’t kill people, doors kill people.

Trees kill some people.  Just not the right ones.

Abbott through the years.



Jesus fucking Christ. He doesn’t fucking care. At all. Not even a bit of faking.
A single rifle is more sacred to him than the dozens upon dozens of lives he’s been inconvenienced by by having them cut short.
I hate the man. A lot.
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Abbott through the years.
 

in between each press conference clip, they should show his tweets bragging about how easy it is to get guns in Texas and about all the laws he's signed loosening any and all restrictions, and the tweet asking Texans to buy more guns because we're number 2 in gun sales behind California.


Jesus fucking Christ. He doesn’t fucking care. At all. Not even a bit of faking.
A single rifle is more sacred to him than the dozens upon dozens of lives he’s been inconvenienced by by having them cut short.
I hate the man. A lot.

To be fair he did a half ass attempt towards some reform but got rolled over


I can’t imagine how these people in power sleep at night knowing they haven’t done shit. Especially after all the years they have been in charge. Despicable
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Talk about an admission of guilt 

Talk about an admission of guilt 

It will get blamed on the libtard media polticiazing it

They would have had wholesome discussions about guns otherwise and solved the problem. But liberals got involved and stopped it

The governor should just stay the fuck out of this and stay out of Uvalde.

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