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40 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Woke up this morning to do some Twitter shitposting and saw Abbott’s campaign put this out. A hit on Beto about his physical appearance.  Serious.
 

 

 

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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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On 8/11/2022 at 7:19 AM, Pancho said:

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Multiple of these signs in my neighborhood.  Granted, it's Hyde Park, but still.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Multiple of these signs in my neighborhood.  Granted, it's Hyde Park, but still.

50,000 is kind of low for facebook unless it's a private group restricted to Texans

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

50,000 is kind of low for facebook unless it's a private group restricted to Texans

Don't harsh my buzz man.

53 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Woke up this morning to do some Twitter shitposting and saw Abbott’s campaign put this out. A hit on Beto about his physical appearance.  Serious.
 

 

I don't know why everyone is hating on this. I think "it could have been worse."

1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I don't know why everyone is hating on this. I think "it could have been worse."

Libs = owned.

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

I bet "Gloria" shitposts batshit insane stuff all day

3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

#HostageVibes

On 7/20/2022 at 12:45 PM, Foosters said:

Poe supports the GOP demonizing immigrants as rapists and murderers because he thinks it's good politics.

He's a terrible person.

Are we talking Ted Poe?

I was a babysitter in the Cul de sac he lived in many years ago. Racist as fuck... And that's who supported him then, when it was just fine to be racist as fuck.... Probably still is if you surround yourself with racist fucks. 

 

edit: submit button is racist, too...

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Should Abbot be commenting on anyone running from anything? 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

A true champion for public schools? Yeah, he ain't gonna stand behind that.

8 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

No, but he'll roll with it...

Like Steve Winwood?

2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

"pubic schools"

Obsession noted

Better look more closely at that tweet. He isn't a champion for public schools, he is a champion for pubic schools. The obsession they have is noteworthy.

3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

 

35 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Better look more closely at that tweet. He isn't a champion for public schools, he is a champion for pubic schools. The obsession they have is noteworthy.

 

Wow. Totally missed that.

The only way to make public schools stronger is to take their money and half ass fund charter schools with them.

3 hours ago, FartingDreamer said:

No, but he'll roll with it...

Hopefully he finds some speedbumps along the way.

8 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I bet "Gloria" shitposts batshit insane stuff all day

 

she seems like a dumb cunt 

6 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Better look more closely at that tweet. He isn't a champion for public schools, he is a champion for pubic schools. The obsession they have is noteworthy.

 

Was an inside joke with bathroom Dan and his never ending quest to make LGBTQ Texans as miserable as possible.

On 8/10/2022 at 5:19 PM, wildcat09 said:

Christianity isn't a synonym for "good" and asshole Christians are still Christians. This isn't hard.

I think you meant:

Christianity isn't a synonym for "good" and asshole Christians are still assholes. This isn't hard.

I could be wrong. 

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Everyone realizes that "New Yorker" is MAGAt code for Jew, right?

As a first time visitor to NYC this seems like a really logical and gross conclusion

On 8/13/2022 at 11:44 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Looking at that Texans for Abbott account and saw this. A "champion for children, teachers, family, and public schools"? Seems like there was a recent event that happened that made national news that says "not so fast."
 

 

Gloria...

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He's such a pussy for not debating more

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

He's such a pussy for not debating more

If Paxton is struggling, and Beto is within 5, Republicans cannot risk debating.  Their followers may not be smart or patriotic people and will vote (R) till the cows come home, but they can’t run the risk of indies voting Dem.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Paxton is struggling, and Beto is within 5, Republicans cannot risk debating.  Their followers may not be smart or patriotic people and will vote (R) till the cows come home, but they can’t run the risk of indies voting Dem.

What's to stop Beto from debating the libertarian candidate Mark Tippetts?

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

What's to stop Beto from debating the libertarian candidate Mark Tippetts?

With an empty wheelchair on the stage between them.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

With an empty wheelchair on the stage between them.

 

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13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Yep, time does fly! In fact, it's been 3 months since Uvalde, and you have yet to call a special session or put forward anything to prevent the next one! That's despite 2/3s of Texas surveyed saying you should call one to address the issue!

But you know, happy anniversary.

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Has the USCCB said anything about the cruel way Abbott is using poor defenseless people in a cravenly political border game or are they still focused on making sure Pelosi is not all to receive Communion?

And how does his acting as a travel agent help curb illegal border crossings?

MAGA, Mothers Against Greg Abbott, is going hardcore.  We need a lot more of this stuff.

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

MAGA, Mothers Against Greg Abbott, is going hardcore.  We need a lot more of this stuff.

 

This is awful

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

The sounds of children screaming were edited out of videos, and the best response Abbott can come up with is an extremely stale meme.

51 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is awful necessary.

Corrected it for you.

So Abbott and the R’s don’t want strict red flag laws that would have prevented Uvalde,  but they want you to report suspicious activity through the state’s IWatch website

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13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So Abbott and the R’s don’t want strict red flag laws that would have prevented Uvalde,  but they want you to report suspicious activity through the state’s IWatch website

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Abbott just wants a talking point to show that he’s doing something to protect kids. However there was nothing preventing people from calling the DPS or local law enforcement to report a suspect before they committed a crime.

The DPS will have little or no power to do anything with an iwatch report. They can knock on the door of a future school shooter, and the shooter would be smart to not talk to them if not ignore the knock altogether.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Abbott just wants a talking point to show that he’s doing something to protect kids. However there was nothing preventing people from calling the DPS or local law enforcement to report a suspect before they committed a crime.

The DPS will have little or no power to do anything with an iwatch report. They can knock on the door of a future school shooter, and the shooter would be smart to not talk to them if not ignore the knock altogether.

Beto should have hammered him about this already. Fetterman drags motherfuckers over veggie trays, can only imagine what he would do if Dr. Oz trotted out a washed up B-lister in response to slaughtered children.

lol, really? fucking Chuck Norris? Dude is an Okie (booooooo!) and 80 fucking years old. Pretty sure I could kick his ass at this point. What a pathetic fucking clown - applies to either, your choice. 

He’s a fucking actor who is famous for acting like a tough guy. This is so on brand.

12 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

He’s a fucking actor who is famous for acting like a tough guy. This is so on brand.

Billy Jack would have kicked his ass.

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On 8/16/2022 at 5:57 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Chuck looks like they found him buying two tall boys, a pack of generic cigarettes and a few scratch-offs and stuck a microphone in his face. 

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