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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

  • Those aren't mortuary trailers. They're Freedom Freezers.

  • Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and the

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hmm...is it possible Abbott is actually in trouble? 🤔

 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

hmm...is it possible Abbott is actually in trouble? 🤔

 

No

hmm...is it possible Abbott is actually in trouble? [emoji848]
 

No. The robot slaves who vote R/MAGA no matter what, because Dems are commies who want to take all of your guns and force your children to become gay must be defeated at all costs, will turn out and make it the +5 to 8 point race it was always going to be. Beelzebub Childrapist Puppykiller (Repub) beats The Actual Second Coming of Jesus (D) by 8 points in Texas.
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


No. The robot slaves who vote R/MAGA no matter what, because Dems are commies who want to take all of your guns and force your children to become gay must be defeated at all costs, will turn out and make it the +5 to 8 point race it was always going to be. Beelzebub Childrapist Puppykiller (Repub) beats The Actual Second Coming of Jesus (D) by 8 points in Texas.

Abbott is unlikeable and Trump isn’t on the ballot.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


No. The robot slaves who vote R/MAGA no matter what, because Dems are commies who want to take all of your guns and force your children to become gay must be defeated at all costs, will turn out and make it the +5 to 8 point race it was always going to be. Beelzebub Childrapist Puppykiller (Repub) beats The Actual Second Coming of Jesus (D) by 8 points in Texas.

Don’t sleep on Texas Democrats institutionalizing best practices for losing elections. 

On 8/27/2022 at 4:20 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Avoiding Uvalde families again, I guess.

 

 

 

Is this the same guy who had trump shit plastered all over his social media?  

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Shittiest basketball player ever.

 

Even if he wasn’t crippled, he’d still suck ass.

On 8/27/2022 at 10:47 PM, Beau Vine said:

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A woke Uvalde today. A woke Valley tomorrow! I love it.

53 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

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The comments calling him out for taking credit for something Biden achieved are just perfect.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The comments calling him out for taking credit for something Biden achieved are just perfect.
 

Hot wheels is a miserable cunt. Takes credit for everything good Biden or the dems do and never gives them credit, but blames them for everything going wrong in his life. Sometimes I wish another tree limb would fall on him, this time on his head.

Abbott hiding behind the constitution on raising the age of purchase for ARs.    How does that mesh with 21 being the legal age for alcohol?  That was 21, then 18, then 21 again.  

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Abbott hiding behind the constitution on raising the age of purchase for ARs.    How does that mesh with 21 being the legal age for alcohol?  That was 21, then 18, then 21 again.  

He claimed the Constitution tied his hands, but he has no problem with 17 year olds being barred from buying  a gun, or certain ages buying handguns, etc.

I expect Hot Wheels to call a special session any day now to stop the scourge of Hemp Delta 9 being sold in Texas.  You know, looking out for the children and all.

22 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I expect Hot Wheels to call a special session any day now to stop the scourge of Hemp Delta 9 being sold in Texas.  You know, looking out for the children and all.

Lots of businesses are making bank off it and some livelihoods now depend on it.  I’d assume they have other priorities and it’s not worth pissing people off, then again Texas is as dumb as Mississippi. The only difference is we have oil money.

Such a foul evil man:

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WASHINGTON, Aug 31 (Reuters) - The state of Texas bused a group of about 60 newly arrived migrants to Chicago on Wednesday, as Republican Governor Greg Abbott expands his effort to push responsibility for border crossers to his Democratic political opponents.

Texas has bused more than 7,000 migrants to Washington, D.C., and New York City since April, spending nearly $13 million on the initiative through Aug. 8, according to state data obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request.

Abbott, who is seeking a third term in November midterm elections, says the buses are needed because Democratic President Joe Biden has failed to secure the border with Mexico. U.S. Border Patrol made a record 1.8 million migrant arrests at the southwest border from Oct. 1, 2021, to July 31, 2022.

Abbott on Wednesday night called out Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, a Democrat, for her city's "sanctuary" law limiting cooperation with federal immigration enforcement.

"Mayor Lightfoot loves to tout the responsibility of her city to welcome all regardless of legal status," Abbott said in a statement. "I look forward to seeing this responsibility in action."

Following Abbott's announcement, Lightfoot spokesperson Ryan Johnson confirmed on Twitter that about five dozen migrants had been sent to Chicago from Texas.

"Chicago is a welcoming city and as such has collaborated across various departments and agencies to ensure we greeted them with dignity and respect," he said.

Since Abbott began the busing effort, the Democratic mayors of Washington and New York City have clamored for federal assistance. Newly arrived migrants in Washington have struggled to secure permanent housing and medical care, Reuters reported last week. read more

The White House has said that Abbott's efforts and a similar push by Arizona Governor Doug Ducey, another Republican, are sowing chaos and using migrants as political pawns. But this past week, the Democrat-led city of El Paso, Texas also sent a bus carrying migrants to New York City and planned to send one to Chicago, according to news reports.

 

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/texas-governor-buses-migrants-chicago-amid-border-security-dispute-2022-09-01/

4 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

I looked into that last bit about El Paso sending buses

https://www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/immigration/2022/08/29/el-paso-turns-to-governor-greg-abbott-busing-program-to-help-migrants-leave-texas/65462398007/

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"Arriving migrants have found that Abbott's busing strategy has brought them closer to their destinations and saved them travel costs."

To some El Paso immigrant advocates, the governor's anti-immigration program offers a timely ‒ if ironic ‒ dose of assistance at a crucial time.

Maybe Beto should find some of these passengers and ask them to shoot "Gracias Greg" ads to troll him.

13,000,000 / 7,000 = $1,857 each.   anyone know how much kerrville bus co has 'donated' to abbott's campaign?

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

13,000,000 / 7,000 = $1,857 each.   anyone know how much kerrville bus co has 'donated' to abbott's campaign?

it should be in public records. make sure to look into the wealthy white dudes who probably are very public about who they support

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That’s going to piss off the MAGA/pro-lifers.

Good sign that Republicans in Texas are worried about abortion.

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Texas leg is going to go after plan b ......

 

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

Abbott is pro rapist. Anti victim. Plaster it everywhere.

52 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Abbott is pro rapist. Anti victim. Plaster it everywhere.

Abbott said rape twice. He likes rape.

Where are we with the bussing thing? I’ll admit I kinda like it.

It's a political stunt that has wasted a lot of money.  Other than that, it's great.

It's a political stunt that has wasted a lot of money.  Other than that, it's great.
I'd love to see the economics and humanitarian implications of it, compared to wall building.

They're both stupid, so doing neither would be the best choice.

15 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I'd love to see the economics and humanitarian implications of it, compared to wall building.

It’s 1800 per passenger. Someone is getting rich on the grift

21 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

It’s 1800 per passenger. Someone is getting rich on the grift

Yup.  Greyhound (El Paso to Washington DC) is $283.  Takes 55 hours.  Throw in $60 per passenger for meals and we're still looking at a $1400+ premium profit.

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how is that not human trafficking?

I believe the passengers are "volunteers".

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I believe the passengers are "volunteers".


gets them closer to where they wanted to go is my guess 

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

I'd love to see the economics and humanitarian implications of it, compared to wall building.

It has not helped solve problems at the border…but then again that was never the governor’s intention. It was to show the world how to  exploit poor people while claiming to be a serious Christian.

39 minutes ago, Satchel said:

It has not helped solve problems at the border…but then again that was never the governor’s intention. It was to show the world how to  exploit poor people while claiming to be a serious Christian.


it’s an encouragement, get to Texas and get a free bus tickets to your family on the east coast or Chicago 

Texas leg is going to go after plan b ......
 

Jokes on him. Plan B is not an abortion pill since it prevents pregnancy, doesn’t terminate it.

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