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My company pre loads our phones with apps and they prevent you from downloading any new ones. Was Texas not doing that already?

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Probably not because you can't use Java to do that.

when did they upgrade to Java?

When the guy who used Cobol for everything retired.

50 minutes ago, kevwun said:

When the guy who used Cobol for everything retired.

I worked with that guy.  He made a Shitload of money during the y2k stuff as a freelancer updating code or helping companies migrate.

On 12/8/2022 at 2:27 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Our governor has now done more to regulate Tik-Tok than to prevent the next Uvalde.
 

 

I'm sure all the "free speech" neanderthals will be out in front of this government oppression.

On 12/8/2022 at 2:35 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

My company pre loads our phones with apps and they prevent you from downloading any new ones. Was Texas not doing that already?

Yes.  He's just grandstanding.  I couldn't download it on my state phone if I tried.  I might be able to get it on Safari, but I doubt it.

53 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm sure all the "free speech" neanderthals will be out in front of this government oppression.

Some Republican, Jared Patterson of Frisco, filed legislation to ban all social media for anybody under the age of 18  and it would require all social media companies to collect drivers license information to verify every user’s age.

We are truly the dumbest fucking state.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some Republican, Jared Patterson of Frisco, filed legislation to ban all social media for anybody under the age of 18  and it would require all social media companies to collect drivers license information to verify every user’s age.

We are truly the dumbest fucking state.

Matt Gaetz said to be strongly opposed.

1 hour ago, tigol said:

Yes.  He's just grandstanding.  I couldn't download it on my state phone if I tried.  I might be able to get it on Safari, but I doubt it.

You are a sick son of a bitch.  

On 12/4/2022 at 11:47 AM, jimmyjazz said:

It's remarkable.  We need a vaccine against stupidity.  Abou 2 minutes of googling let me to the following list of vaccines required for military service, which (along with covid-19) seems eminently reasonable, given our need for readiness combined with close quarter living, etc.:

  • Adenovirus
  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis B
  • Influenza
  • Measles, mumps, rubella
  • Meningococcal
  • Poliovirus
  • Tetanus-Diphtheria
  • Varicella

Others are required depending on area of deployment.  Sure, let's weaponize the covid vaccine because . . . Hunter Biden!

Damn this is more info that I got in boot. It was just a long line of shots every few steps and a cotton ball in case you started bleeding. No one was told and no one asked questions. What a bunch of pussies 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You are a sick son of a bitch.  

It is known.

On 12/8/2022 at 2:35 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

My company pre loads our phones with apps and they prevent you from downloading any new ones. Was Texas not doing that already?

Some state agencies definitely do. They control what can go in and out of your computer, too.

This is grandstanding to make Abbott an international statesman. Kind of like stationing the Texas Guard to the border where he and all the other candy ass GOPs can get photo ops behind the big machine gun on a swiftboat.

He’s grandsitting if we’re being truthful. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s grandsitting if we’re being truthful. 

He’s a jackass 

Now I know why Duncanville was finally able to beat North Shore... Abbott didn't have his crippled ass on the D'ville sideline like usual.  It would have been interesting to see if the Abbott curse could outweigh the Helobious jinx.

He’s a horrible human being and not a representative of the people in this state 

im sure those two weirdo GQP billionaires, that live in bfe Tx, love this latest political stunt 

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Time to organize the gayest drag show ever outside the Abbott household on Easter Sunday.

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and not a representative of the people in this state 

 

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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I like to believe it’s not representative of the people here. With that said, majority of the people here are apathetic to voting/policies which is nearly as awful. 

This is so Christian of him to do on Christmas. I mean most Christian’s support these acts and how noble of them. This is what Christ envisioned of his followers to do, screw the poor immigrants, they can pull themselves out of the cold.

This is so Christian of him to do on Christmas. I mean most Christian’s support these acts and how noble of them. This is what Christ envisioned of his followers to do, screw the poor immigrants, they can pull themselves out of the cold.

“Inflict cruelty” has literally become the defining belief of an entire political party. This is beyond sick.
22 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Time to organize the gayest drag show ever outside the Abbott household on Easter Sunday.

 

The Governor's Mansion?

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42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s a horrible human being and not a representative of the people in this state 

im sure those two weirdo GQP billionaires, that live in bfe Tx, love this latest political stunt 

Until y’all vote his ass out, he’s absolutely representative of you.

57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Merry Christmas

 

 

 

How being crippled makes him impervious to human pain and suffering.  

".... lets see, what would Jesus do. And how can I do the exact opposite of that. On Christmas." 

44 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

This is so Christian of him to do on Christmas. I mean most Christian’s support these acts and how noble of them. This is what Christ envisioned of his followers to do, screw the poor immigrants, they can pull themselves out of the cold.


Christianity >>> White Christianity 

two different worlds 

20 years from now we're going to get a news story about one of these kids or one of these people's kids graduating from UT or Harvard.

Greg Abbott will take credit.

20 years from now we're going to get a news story about one of these kids or one of these people's kids graduating from UT or Harvard.

Greg Abbott will take credit.

And if there is a god, they’ll be running for office against an Abbott protege somewhere, and kick the absolute shit out of him.
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And if there is a god, they’ll be running for office against an Abbott protege somewhere, and kick the absolute shit out of him.

Hopefully kicking the shit out of them as incumbents.  If we have 20 more years of Abbott type governance, won't be much left of this state.  

 

Looks like I'm a couple of hours late, but I'll leave it anyway.  

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And people will be out there cheering it on. Liberal tears! Pathetic losers.

5 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

This is so Christian of him to do on Christmas. I mean most Christian’s support these acts and how noble of them. This is what Christ envisioned of his followers to do, screw the poor immigrants, they can pull themselves out of the cold.

It is completely consistent with American White Christianity, which is little other than a satanic cult.

i am so fucking glad he is no longer my governor. 

merry christmas 😒

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I am just without any good words to say here. All I know is when a person shows you who they truly are, and make no make this mind-addled racist is showing you who he truly is, you best believe them. This is who Abbott is. This is who he has always been. Some people hide it better than others and some just say “Screw it. Let’s show everyone exactly what I believe.”

Texas your state is led by a racist. He did not accidentally become one or become one out of convenience. This is who he is. This is why I largely never tell anyone anymore where I grew up at. What an embarrassing and horrific human being he is. 

Man, even James Huffines looks at this and thinks, "Jesus Greg...on Christmas Eve?  In the midst of an apocalyptic east coast blizzard?  That's cold dude."  

31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Man, even James Huffines looks at this and thinks, "Jesus Greg...on Christmas Eve?  In the midst of an apocalyptic east coast blizzard?  That's cold dude."  

Is James related to Nathan?

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While Abbott is busing north, a bus this past Thursday was headed towards Mexico from Wisconsin, carrying people down to visit their families for the holidays.   40 passengers, mainly men, but a few women and children too.    That was the night the Norther first blew in.

Their bus broke down outside of Greenville in Hunt Co.  They were off the bus looking for a solution and walking to find shelter.  A local pastor and his wife took them in and housed the whole group somehow.  The women and children inside the house and the men in a heated outbuilding.   A call went out for food and money to help them and the local Dems soon had a pickup full of food and the part for the bus had been found.   But it wasn't the right one.  So they kept at it.  

I got word this afternoon the bus was back on the road, headed south again.  

Fuck you Greg Abbott.

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Today I learned that Abbott purports to be a Catholic. 
 

I cannot think of a thing more blasphemous than sending refugee men, women, and children to a distant place with no shelter on a cold Christmas Eve.

He should be excommunicated.

7 hours ago, tchookem said:

20 years from now we're going to get a news story about one of these kids or one of these people's kids graduating from UT or Harvard.

Greg Abbott will take credit.

I hope that crippled fuck is dead in 20 years, and those graduates shit on his grave.

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There is no follower of Christ who condones these actions or supports the people responsible for them. Sack up and admit who you serve.

7 hours ago, Okie State said:

And people will be out there cheering it on. Liberal tears! Pathetic losers.

 

people that post here, will 10000% be cheering this on. probably bragging about it today during Christmas festivities 

8 hours ago, tchookem said:

20 years from now we're going to get a news story about one of these kids or one of these people's kids graduating from UT or Harvard.

Greg Abbott will take credit.

 

I believe that in the very near future, UT will be forced to not accepted daca or anyone else that did not arrive in the US legally. 

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Today I learned that Abbott purports to be a Catholic. 
 

I cannot think of a thing more blasphemous than sending refugee men, women, and children to a distant place with no shelter on a cold Christmas Eve.

He should be excommunicated.

So do something.  Call your bishop or whatever the fuck you people call the top man.  Write the fucking pope.  Do something.   

 

I'm not a Catholic, and I'm not a Texan, but, if there's something I can do, I'll do it.  Give me some fucking direction.  Larry Flynt is dead, so I don't have a connection anymore for anything. 

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