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CGI Greg Abbott is creepy AF

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    I am cross posting the hell out of this.      

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

CGI Greg Abbott is creepy AF

post soul departing his body real greg abbott is creepy af

 

Guess Abbott is fully embracing the decision to troll gun violence victims...

On 4/29/2023 at 4:43 PM, pacman said:

 

Guess Abbott is fully embracing the decision to troll gun violence victims...

The hits keep on coming.

 

I hope hell is real so he can burn there for eternity.

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I'm announcing a 50k award to whoever can finish the job the tree started. 

I'd like to welcome the state police to the thread.

What a fucking prick

He left out the part about how the survivors will be deported immediately 

Edited by Steamboat1874

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to welcome the state police to the thread.

My offer is about as serious as Abbott's, which is to say it isn't. What a fucking dick (but doesn't work). 

The crops are all in and the peaches are rott'ning,
The oranges piled in their creosote dumps;
They're flying 'em back to the Mexican border
To pay all their money to wade back again
Goodbye to my Juan, goodbye, Rosalita,
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria;
You won't have your names when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be "deportees"
 
The sky plane caught fire over Los Gatos Canyon,
A fireball of lightning, and shook all our hills,
Who are all these friends, all scattered like dry leaves? 
The radio says, "They are just deportees"

-Woody Guthrie

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

I hate to ask the obvious, but do we know they were illegal immigrants?  I mean, is that just Abbott riffing on skin tone?  Either way, it's a disgusting thing to say.

This fuckface simply isn't fit to be Governor of Texas.

59 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What a fucking dick (but doesn't work). 

When you think about it, it explains a lot of his attitude towards other people in Texas.

This fuckface simply isn't fit to live in Texas.


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This fuckface simply isn't fit to be Governor of Texas.

He’s received 55 and 54 percent of the vote in by far the two highest turnout midterm elections in at least a generation. Polling routinely gets close to actual results with a few hundred answers. When you’re getting half of registered voters out to vote it’s a pretty goddamn good sample size for where the state stands.

This shit is exactly what the majority of the state supports. The problem with Texas is that it’s full of Texans.

Whatever you can do to dehumanize the people you don't like and feed more into your red state fear. 

For a state filled with such alpha males, Texas is really scared shitless 

For a state filled with such alpha males, Texas is really scared shitless 

We’re a state of cruel cowards. It’s our brand, and we are fucking brand-loyal.
31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

For a state filled with such alpha males, Texas is really scared shitless 

Half the people who voted for President the last two Presidential elections in Texas, were voting for a New Yorker who was a reality TV star and used to be friends with the Clintons and Jeffrey Epstein, and who was a Democrat for a helluva long time.

There are no Republican men in Texas who have the right to even think of themselves as "alpha males" when they followed a New Yorker who was pals with the Clintons and Epsteins.

There should be signs above our state borders which say “Fear, Hate, and Guns Make You Free”.  

Has it even been determined that they are illegal? I just looked it up and the property appears to be in her name. https://esearch.sjcad.org/Property/View/91933.
How many illegals buy real estate in their individual names?

In Cleveland, TX? A lot. For the right money the guys in the trailer will hook you up with a 1/10 acre in a lawless, tax free zone where your kids can go to school but nobody can enforce property taxes and as long as you put a 2x4 on the driveway you can stay “in process of building” and never actually have to move out of your rv. No roads, no law enforcement, no help. Note that this shooting was not in this part of town. If it was it wouldn’t have made the news. Like the kidnappings. And cartel problems. Cleveland, TX is hell and the devil runs the state and doesn’t care.

*source is me and my hometown friends and family who insist on staying in that shit hole and trying to make a difference.
Whatever you can do to dehumanize the people you don't like and feed more into your red state fear. 

Our drunk deacon is loving this.

Fuck Abbott. What a complete piece of shit.

So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

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So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

But he can’t feel his foot.

Point, Greg.
So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

He has learned… that the majority of this state and the Republican Party as a whole will take that and run with it, facts be damned.
17 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

His intended audience either never hears or doesn't give a shit about the "and then..." part.

22 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

11 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

He has learned… that the majority of this state and the Republican Party as a whole will take that and run with it, facts be damned.

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

His intended audience either never hears or doesn't give a shit about the "and then..." part.

tokamak nailed it - Abbott knows his audience doesn't give a shit about follow-up, because they are on to the next thing that owns the libtards, because that's what Fox News and the bots on social media tells them to do.

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10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I think what makes me angriest, worse even than Abbott’s comments, is that Abbott’s comments led to a grieving husband who felt like he needed to share his dead wife’s green card with the media. 
 

39 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

That's a lot of running for.... you know.

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

Why should he care?  Zero consequences for anything he does/says.

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to welcome the state police to the thread.

If they're here, I'd just like to say

fuck the police GIF

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

That’s not even a real retraction. “We regret IF the information was incorrect”. 
 

1. It WAS incorrect. Own it. 
2.  The victims’ immigration status is irrelevant. Even mentioning it was a shitheel thing to do. Of course it was distracting and most likely intentional. 

Edited by DDD Dad

13 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So Abbott runs his mouth with "it could have been worse" in Uvalde and then the facts come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "I want to pardon Daniel Perry" and then the text messages come out.

So Abbott runs his mouth and says "illegal immigrants" and then the legal residence card comes out.

You think after that many times putting your foot in your mouth you'd learn something, governor.

when’s the Last time Abbott had an unscripted news conference, and took unscripted questions ?

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

when’s the Last time Abbott had an unscripted news conference, and took unscripted questions ?

That's why he's not serious about running for President.  Trump would destroy him if he somehow got into the double digits in polling (narrator: he won't crack 1%) and ended up on a debate stage with Trump.  It's fucking embarrassing that this guy was a UT grade, Texas Supreme Court Justice, Texas AG, and now Governor, and he's a fucking snowflake.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

when’s the Last time Abbott had an unscripted news conference, and took unscripted questions ?

Didn't he take a question or two in one of his early COVID press conferences? Then he got pissed from a question that he didn't like and stopped talking to the press.  That was 2020.

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

RIP democracy

Ballgame.

 

A fair-minded individual might say to themselves "what does the size of the county have to do with anything?" and then when the light bulb comes on "ohhhh . . . ".

Texas isn’t a democracy anymore 

RIP democracy
What the fuck is "good cause"? If the SoS has "good cause to believe".
What the fuck is "good cause"? If the SoS has "good cause to believe".

The legal definition is “republicans lost in this county”.

Never mind that. Your children will now learn how to perform critical triage on the classmates lucky enough to survive being shot in school. Learn to major in the majors.

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